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What happened afterwards? Tell me about it.
The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman laugh.
As long as they are not married, girls are free. Because a girl is like a commodity, she can be anyone's as long as there is no invoice.
I used to think that I didn't love anymore and felt that I was too weak. You can't see red when blood is dissolved in water. In fact, what should be there is always there.
You can't catch flies with your mouth shut. A close mouth catches no flies.
I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know I'm already on my way.
7. Many people have a miserable life because they love those who hurt her, but ignore those who are kind to her.
I'm afraid I'll lose you if I'm not careful, so I'm always careful.
9. Growing up, my best and most effective magic trick was to make money disappear.
10, the rain at night turned the sky blue. Some people can create surprises without gestures.
1 1, ask who is the most open-minded person in the world and tell me to do my part.
13, the distance is. If you don't ask, I won't tell.
14, sometimes forgetting is the best relief. Silence is the best way to tell.
15, I told everyone that I didn't care, but I was actually playing dumb.
Suitable for friends to say in a meaningful tone: you know my name, but you don't know my reason.
1, you know my name but you don't know my story.
I will not wait for you in the future, and no one can stop me from loving myself.
3, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy days and sunny days. Life is too short to pursue too much; The atrium is small, so don't be too full.
4, people live a lifetime, in fact, there are some things, we must learn not to think indiscriminately; Some emotions, you should know how to hurt, don't hate; Some pursuits must be willing to give up; A little floating, I hope the dust is not stained. There are thousands of States in the world, and there are thousands of words in my heart. Look at the water calmly, look at the world coldly, and be passionate about life.
Unforgettable yesterday, busy today, unexpected tomorrow, endless life, endless ups and downs, endless helplessness, endless lies, endless worries, endless troubles, endless ups and downs, this is life, this is life! Life is easy, but life is really not easy!
6, there are countless people passing by, it is better to read it alone; There are thousands of landscapes in the world, and it hurts to lose to one person. Being alive is actually quite tiring. If a person works hard, if no one understands, he will feel very sad; A heart is conscientious, and few people know it, so it will feel worthless.
7. Life is like a bowl, you can bear everything, you can bear delicacies, and you can also swallow wild vegetables and coarse grains; I can hold a thousand years old wine and drink pure cold water. Life is like a bowl, enough is enough, if you put too much in it, it will overflow. You fill it with water that has just passed the bottom of the bowl, and the bowl is accepted, but if it overflows the mouth of the bowl, the bowl is not used. Life should be like a bowl, open and honest, without hiding. You use it to hold golden beans and silver beans, and the bowl is just for you. When you need it, it will give you every grain.
8. In a world of two people, there is always a joke, a laugh, a joke and a joke. If a person always loses, it is not that his eloquence is not good enough, but that he can't bear to say the most hurtful words, so he chooses silence. After all, one person has to "lose" and two people can win.
9. Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: the past, others and money.
10. Four life strategies: keep your mouth shut, know what you are thinking, do what you are good at and go your own way.
1 1. Have you ever met such a person who knows that there will be no result and that they will be separated one day, but still want to hold his hand and accompany him through the journey of life?
12. Everything will pass. Those who are entangled in anxiety, after this hurdle, remember to be happy.
13. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, if it is doomed, it will definitely happen. Peace of mind is the best state of life.
14. There are not so many plots in life, but reliable people can accompany you to live a dull life without too many tricks.
I don't know what I was clinging to, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.
1. After you left, everything seemed to have a reason to squat down and cry.
Being angry is like drinking poison and expecting others to suffer.
Why don't you go back and let go of people who don't love you?
4. Start over. Do you think this is a game, and it can be revived?
No one knows how sad you are. You'd better pour those words into your throat and heart with cold boiled water.
6. Don't always ask me how I'm doing. Is it appropriate for me to answer badly?
7. He has a love letter, he has wine, and he has others to accompany him.
8. I don't know what I was clinging to, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.
9. What people will always remember is that there is no later love.
10. Blow when drunk, lie down when hungry, close your eyes when sleepy, and sleep when lonely. Anyway, you are alone.
1 1. Your world is so vast, where will I be?
12. I can't put anything down. Just a few bottles of wine, a few cigarettes, and a few tough nights.
13. I'm glad to meet you, but I'm sorry to have just met you.
14. When you reached out to me, I thought I could go with you for life.
15. Give some time, and you will find that everything that hurts to death can be laughed off.
16. We always comfort others like wise men, but we always torture ourselves like fools.
17. Turn memories into souls, never stop and never look back.
Aren't you King Kong? Aren't you strong? How can you lose to miss and love?
19. You said you would never leave me, and then you walked more freely than anyone else.
20. I hope you really go to bed after saying good night, instead of opening another window and saying you can't sleep.
I don't know whether I love the phantom or the past.
1, everyone is immersed in his passion, but everyone hates others to vent their passion in front of him.
2, the summer homework is that you work hard for two months, and the teacher writes two readings.
You are one inch inside the fourth rib of my left chest.
We should all say to our homework: Do your own thing!
Love is so beautiful at first, but it makes people cry at last.
6. The person I am waiting for is waiting for someone else.
7, I can despise you, despise you, look down on you, don't look at you.
8. Being tortured by reality into a deep-seated madman? It doesn't matter how busy you are, what matters is. The biggest trouble and problem in life is not knowing your goals.
9, life is like a straight line, we must go forward bravely and can't turn back; Life is a curve, and you can see more scenery through twists and turns.
10, I will never say I know you, or the whole world will know that I can't speak human language.
1 1. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.
12, persistent and consistent spirit to perform each other's duties, in short, love will bring happiness only if you think about each other everywhere.
13, if you love, please love deeply. If abandoned, please thoroughly. Don't be ambiguous and hurt others.
14, there is a kind of love called love at first sight, and there is a kind of guardian called never giving up.
15, your reasons for breaking up hurt me deeply. You should make up for it with the blood in my heart and repay it with the tears I shed at the beginning.
16, it only takes a glance to fall, but it takes a lifetime to miss it.
17, worry is blood stuck in the throat.
18, I really want to let you go once for myself.
19, I tried to stand on the podium and look at you generously.
20, you believe what I said, your IQ is low!
2 1, it's hard to forget seeing you for the first time. A pair of charming eyes can't get rid of your figure in my mind.
22. Pretend it doesn't matter. I am used to losing everything. I can say it doesn't matter when it hurts.
23. It is said that missing is the perfect love. To tell the truth, I am in love, but it is not perfect.
24. Withering is an excuse, a reason and a perfunctory result.
No one can control the result except you. Your own war, you are the general who masterminded it!
26. Count the stars with me, and count the moon if your IQ is low.
27. Belief is faith, lies are lies, and even lies exist in faith.
28, endless thoughts, endless waiting! Do you think this clear fleeting time seems to have turned into a transparent freeze?
I want a lover who can wipe my tears, not a lover who makes me cry.
Get something for nothing No pains, no gains.
3 1, the best state is probably to get along as a good friend but protect you as a boyfriend.
32. o () o Alas. . . When can we have a holiday? . . ?
33. Who will look at a chess game beyond the world of mortals after the chess player has left?
34. Pan Changjiang: A seed, a thousand drops of sweat, spring sowing and autumn harvest, and abundant crops; Thousands of books, tell me a hundred times, talk about the past and discuss the present, and the garden is full of peaches and plums.
35. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
Give me a reason to forget you who love me so much.
37. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.
38. I never think that the result of anything is too perfect, because I know that unexpected results will be difficult and sad.
Not everyone deserves my attention like you.
40. Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.
4 1. The happiest people don't have the best things, but just make full use of all the resources around them.
42. I want to bump into your head accidentally.
43. 【 I hate being upset, hot and cold, and being swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You can stay or leave]
44. Delete your phone number and your information, but you can't delete your memory.
45. At the beginning, I embraced freedom with nothing and was afraid of bondage, preferring the world to deal with it alone.
46. Don't say I'm fat. Didn't the teacher teach you how to use words properly? I call it rich beauty. You got it?
47. I am a running snail!
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