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In the sea, I am a grain of sand.

I, hidden in the vast sea of people. I have neither a soft figure nor bright eyes, but I have an enterprising heart, a watery dream and lofty ideals. I firmly believe that I am full of poems and books.

I don't want to go with the flow. In The Road Not Taken, Frost once wrote: "There are two roads in the yellow forest, but unfortunately I can't set foot in them at the same time." "And I chose the less traveled one, which decided my life path from now on." Only when I am integrated with the public can I become a real ordinary person. I don't want to take the vulgar old road of others and live a vulgar life like others. While stealing from others, you also deny yourself.

Me, humorous and tolerant. I never like to see others pull a long face. I think other people's smiles are the most beautiful scenery in the world. So every day I will become a pistachio and bring them joy as much as possible. "The ocean is wider than the earth, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the human mind is wider than the sky." Tolerance makes the narrow mind contain all the rivers, so I treat other people's mistakes with a joke.

I want to be myself. Mr. Qi Baishi once said; "If you learn from me, you will live as if I were dead." If you can't get out of the framework of your predecessors, naturally you won't have your own world. When bubble novels became popular, I felt I was wasting my time. When online games are popular, I feel that I am wasting my youth. Be yourself, see the real me clearly, show 12 confidence and tell yourself: "I am who I am, why should I be like him?" ! "Throw away those artificial flashy carvings, show your trump card, pursue your own personality, be yourself, be the best yourself!

Me, aggressive. I am a small grain of sand, but I am not willing to lag behind and have nothing to do all my life. I would like to be the master of life and an immortal tear. There is a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, and I will go up and down. I am eager to go to the tower of art, the top of culture, the mansion of career, and celebrate the edge of success. I will live up to this era of blooming flowers, leave a solid and steady footprint, and spread beauty and love to the world. ...

This is me, I am in my prime, and I am full of energy.

This is me, humorous and tolerant, unwilling to lag behind.

I am me-a Chinese Odyssey!