How to make a circle of humor when you gain weight in the New Year?

1, I wanted to be thinner and fall in love with the country, but I didn't expect to be fat, but I was proud. No, I still think I am beautiful. I don't want you to think, I just want me to think.

I dare to love and hate in my life. I dare, dare to go on the scale. Lack of money, lack of sleep, lack of brain is not lack of this meat.

The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

In today's society, it's not the husband and wife who never leave, but the fat you want to abandon every minute.

5. Others fall in love with the country with a smile, and my chin is three layers with a smile. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to gain three pounds. I have loved, cried and hated ... but I have never lost weight.

6, thin and fat came back from home, the local accent did not change the meat pile, childhood friends did not know each other, surprised to ask the fat man who you are.

7. Have you gained weight recently? Anyway, I dare not weigh it, saying it's all discharged.

8. That's not meat, it's dad's money and mom's love.

9, think every day, fat at night. Losing weight is hopeless. If I want to get fat, I have to get fat. I can't forget to eat meat. When my long hair reaches my waist and covers my fat body, I will be cold and arrogant, even if I am squatting.

10, the most successful meat I have raised so far is myself.