Talk about spicy eyes

1. I still like you very much, like a dog who can't change his mind and eat shit.

2. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Hanazono Sakura. He found a girlfriend named Xiaobei. They became little girls on a stormy night.

Give me a girl and I can create a country.

I want to taste whether your seawater is sweet or salty, and I want to vent my savings in your black hole.

I have no experience for the first time, but I want to open my eyes but close them in fear. He smiled and whispered, there is nothing to be afraid of. He showed it to me once with his hand and then called me over. Then I put my finger in, the cold touch made me tremble all over, and the transparent liquid dripped down my finger, but I succeeded. I'm used to wearing contact lenses or something.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me now, I'll let my son pick up your daughter in the future. A complete conversation about spicy eyes.

7. Chat with a female classmate and ask, What are you doing? A: I just took a shower. What am I waiting for now? Q: When did you read it?

8. Every look, every smile and every movement of yours is an aphrodisiac to me.

9. One day, I told my husband that I wanted to eat ham sausage. Without waiting for my reaction, my husband immediately got up and ran out. He is touching his intimacy. Suddenly, her husband came back and said that the doors were closed. Let's start!

10. What can you give her, the red blood on her white sheets or the white wedding dress on her red carpet?

1 1. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

12. If you like me, please kiss me boldly. If your tongue goes in, congratulations, I like you too.

13. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

14. Can you adopt my child? I'm dying. Woman: dying? How old is your child? M: Not much. It's just a cell. You are still alive. Woman: Get out!

15. I want to travel with you, swim over the mountains above and play in the water below.

16. I only touched you three times since I got married. Don't you love me anymore? We've only been married for a day. Can you give me a break?

17. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

18. Husband: I reached out and tore off her clothes as thin as cicadas, stuck out my tongue and licked her tender cheek, then kissed her lips and sucked hard. Daughter-in-law's hand is a palm: eat a grape, are you so ecstasy?

19. Time is like a box. You can squeeze it, but you can't lie down.

20. Men send messages to women: If I look scary, do you still like me? Female reply: It depends on how to pronounce long words.

2 1. Your new love is someone else's whore.

22. Every time you do something wrong and don't admit it, I think, if only your brother had your cruel mouth.

23. The other day, I was banging all night, then banging again in the morning, and I was still banging when I was preparing to eat. I just want to ask: Can firecrackers be set off?

24. The rest of your life and your lower body are mine.

25. Why do you always come to me unhappy? Why else would you want me to come to you?

26. Spoil me or do me well.

27. When you meet someone you like, rush up and give him a kiss. If you are both interested in each other, that's good. If he pushes you away, you have already kissed them anyway.

Talk about control recommendation: ancient poetry that spicy eyes can't bear to look straight.

1. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs thousands of rivers.

2. When weeding at noon, sow like rain, who knows that Chinese food and Lili are hard.

My road is covered with petals-I haven't cleaned it for others, and my thatched cottage door has been closed-but it's open for you now.

When the forest is short of water, you will get a mountain with a small mouth, as if there is light. Leave the ship and enter through the mouth. Only by being narrow at first can we understand people. Take a few steps and you will be suddenly enlightened.

5. On the 24th Bridge on a moonlit night, where does the Jade People teach to play the flute?

6. She brushed the strings, twisted them slowly, swept them and plucked them.

7. I took off my shirt with the general. In the spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered me from the wind and rain.

8. Stop (sit down) for sex on LAM Raymond night.

9. The children in Nancun bullied me, openly carried me to the bamboo forest, and my lips were so dry that I could hardly breathe. Sigh on your own when you go back.

10. Confucius traveled eastward and said when he saw two children (arguing).

Talk about spicy eyes

Swear, swear.

I saved dandruff for a year because you said you wanted to see a snow.