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Ask Confucius and his students what to say. Is to ask the ideal.
Ceng Dian said: "In the spring of March, put on new spring clothes, follow five or six adult friends, take six or seven young friends, swim in the Yi River, blow your hair on the rain platform, and then go home singing." Confucius sighed: "My ambition is the same as that of Ceng Dian."
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At the end of February, March 3, put on a newly sewn big cloth shirt. Young and old, let's take a bath in Nanhe. After a bath, come to a cool night and sing a mountain goat song.
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It is said that Confucius took 72 disciples to take a bath in Tangtou. (There is a hot spring in Tangtou)
Five, six or thirty college students,
Pupils, 67,42 people!
There are too many people. Take a bath and go to jiaozi.
Singing "Invisible Wings" and left.
Finally, there is no water. The manager came over and asked if there was anything left unwashed.
The master sighed: I have a point!
Only he and Zeng are left!
This story tells us:
Bathing is not a treat for dinner, and you can't be gentle and humble!
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Chapter 30 of Legend of the Condor Heroes: Huang Rong, the master of Yi Deng, frowned and didn't answer. As soon as she saw the terrain where the scholar sat, she knew it was very difficult. In Liang Shi, it was only one foot wide.
Actually, using hands is life and death. Even if Guo Jing wins, but this trip is to ask for help, how can it hurt people? I didn't agree with the scholar.
Ignore, I secretly worry, and then listen to what he read turned out to be the most common Analects of Confucius, only to hear him read:
"In the late spring, the spring clothes have been finished, and the champion is five or six, and the boy is six or seven. Bathing is difficult, the wind dances, and they return. " Happy reading
It's like singing and dancing in the spring breeze. It's no fun at all. Huang Rong said, "If you want him to talk, you have to say it.
Excited. At present, he sneered: "Even after reading The Analects of Confucius for a thousand times, I don't know what the master is saying, but it's still in vain."
The scholar stopped reading in shock and looked up and said, "I want to ask what you mean." Huang Rong looked at the scholar and saw him.
Forty years old, wearing a free and unfettered towel, waving a folding fan and a dark beard under his chin, he is really a learned scholar.
Yes, he sneered, "Do you know how many disciples of Confucius are there? The scholar smiled and said, "What's so hard about this? Three thousand disciples of Confucius,
Contacted 72 people. "Huang Rong asked," There are seventy-two people, one old and one young. Do you know how many of them are crowned and how many are young?
The scholar was shocked and said, "It is not mentioned in the Analects of Confucius, nor is it recorded in the classics." Huang Rong said, "I said you don't know the scriptures.
Is it wrong to say something important? I clearly heard you say just now: five or six champions, six or seven boys. Five or six equals three.
Ten, 30 adults, 6742 and 42 teenagers. Together, there are no more or less than 72 people. see
You don't even think, hey, danger, danger! "Listen to her so far-fetched Hu Jiejing scholar, can't help but lose heart.
Smiling, but secretly impressed by her cleverness and wit, she said with a smile, "The little girl is full of poems and books, and I admire her. You want to meet your family
Teacher, for what? "
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