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Deceive people who have hurt me.

1, people who hurt me, I will always smile, because I don't like to argue with dogs;

2. If I know the person who lied to me, laugh it off lightly, and please get out of my sight consciously if it is heavy;

3. I have always been a person who betrayed me. I was unfaithful once and never again.

4. The friendship between people and friends who like me has always been better than love in my heart;

5. People who have scolded me can't mean how important you are, and you are not qualified to let me ruin your image;

6. People who care about me, I keep your concern in mind. I have nothing, but I definitely have a conscience;

7. People who love me sometimes love is a kind of injury. Remember that injuries are mutual, not unilateral;

8. I won't hate you for abandoning me, because one day you will find that the person you abandoned loves you the most;

9. I don't need to take you seriously. I like being stupid. I just understand some things by myself, but I never like to pretend. I can tolerate people I like bullying me. People I don't like will never let you bully me.

1 1, those who are controlling, heartless and unsympathetic to filial piety, get out and don't like dealing with animals;

12, I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

13, I am willing to listen to any truth with my heart. I will double the reward for those who are sincere and double the reward for those who frame me. Don't insult my personality, some are temper;

14, friends remember me when they are happy and when they are sad;

15, I won't base my happiness on the pain of others, because people's hearts are long;

16, like low-key, don't like publicity, like quiet, don't like noisy.

32 statements of domineering arrogance

32 statements of domineering arrogance

1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

2, you can't cook, stay away from me and I'll cook for you later!

No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!

4. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!

7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember!

8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!

9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

12, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.

13, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!

14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

15, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

16, none of you can bully her, only I can!

17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

19, I must find you when I miss you.

20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

2 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?

22. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

24, I must give you happiness, no one wants to stop.

The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I will sweep the world for you.

26, give up you, next life! !

27. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, what are you doing outside? Be honest with me.

28. Don't move where you are! Wait for me to fly there!

29. I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others.

30, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions, I am by your side, you are still going the wrong way!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together ~

I must find you when I miss you.

If you are domineering and arrogant, you will be happy.

If you are domineering and arrogant, you will be happy.

1. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will get cold in winter.

If the whole world abandons you, remember me, and I will abandon you, too.

When the struggle becomes confused, I feel that life is really meaningless.

The standard of dating now is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead.

There is less true love now, and more love you for money.

6. I will give birth to a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.

7. According to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

8. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

9. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

10, I came to work this morning, and when I was whispering, the leader came, and my colleague immediately stopped the leader. This is my friend.

1 1, local tyrants have another meaning, that is, bold and unconstrained terrapin.

12, if I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

13, there is always a feeling that the money in the bank card can't be taken out. Once it is taken out, it is gone.

14. For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

15,45 Looking up at the sky, I can only see white clouds.

16, there are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

17, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

18, in this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold.

19, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.

20. I can't bear it, I can bear it again.

2 1, every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.

22. I was pulled out before I came to have sex.

23, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

24. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..

25. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not for you to be a decoration, so don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need you to tell me what to do.

27, don't talk to my sister about feelings, I have no feelings, I just gave it to a scum a few days ago.

28. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.

29. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.

I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.

3 1, I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know you have hurt them.

Super drag words to the class teacher

1, stop staring at me. If you stare again, I'll charge!

2. Ringing is an order. The bell is ringing, you should go!

3: You say yours, I say mine, let's stay out of it!

4: Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up!

5: I wonder if there was any homework yesterday!

6: You have your plan, I have my changes, and your plan will never catch up with my changes!

7: You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

8: You can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

9: Whether to talk or not is your business, and whether to listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

10: Enough talk? My patience is limited, okay?

1 1: Don't threaten us easily, you know, we are not afraid of you, but the bottle of sulfuric acid in your hand!

12: Don't take my patience as your gambling book!

13: I have washed my face. I don't want you to wash my face with saliva again!

14: Examination is a teacher's magic weapon. Achievement is the lifeline of students. I don't care about your magic weapon or my life!

15: How can I stay up all night without enough sleep?

16: No matter how sharp your eyes are, I installed a firewall, so don't throw it away! ! !

17: You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, what you said is nonsense!

18: It's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic! Shut your mouth and I won't be embarrassed. . .

19: You give a passionate speech on your podium, and I sleep in my place!

It is your responsibility to educate us, and it is our right not to be educated!

2 1: Don't be mean to me, or I'll ask my brother to fuck you!

Go your way, don't mess with me, it's not good for you to mess with me