A convenient copy with a suffocating laugh

1. It is said that boys will be gentle when they speak, such as: Baby, where is your best friend?

2. These days! Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa!

3. Teacher: "Who can stop making sentences?" Xiaoming: "The Yuba at home can't be used. I haven't bathed for a year!" " "

The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "

Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

6. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions, but Xiaoming never appeared in middle school textbooks again, and I knew that fool could not be admitted to high school!

7. After seeing my achievements, my father hated iron and said, "Look, Kangxi became emperor at the age of six, and you still have a bright future." I replied, "That's because his father died."

8. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

9. At the end of the TV, the hero and heroine got married, which ended. What does this mean? Once married, it's over.

10. Just now, I saw a figure like you. I chased like crazy, only remember that there was no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

1 1. Sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.

12. After listening to English, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

13. I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell several times, laughing my ass off!

14. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

15. The loss of traditional culture is serious, and ancient women can recite poems correctly. Modern women can't do it, they can only do it right.

16. Every time you scold others, have you considered their feelings? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

17. What is the palpable pain? I just feel hungry, but there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

18. Ancient robbery: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, leave money to buy a road. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.

19. My mother gave birth to two daughters. I am plain, but my sister is as beautiful as a flower. I asked my mother: Why is it so unfair? My mother replied: the first batch of goods, inexperienced, almost the same quality.

20. Why has the Monkey King been so thin in Journey to the West? The Great God replied: Because in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun, his heat was burned!

2 1. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

22. I found a wallet by the roadside. Just when I didn't know what to do, a little man suddenly appeared in my mind and said, find the owner and return it to the original owner. Then it dawned on me that I packed my wallet and went home, because I couldn't trust the villain.

23. I want to warn those who have lost watermelons and picked up sesame seeds: Don't pick up the fifty cents left on the street. There is a penny in the red envelope, and I can't wait to poke the screen of my mobile phone.

24. Some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, and I am special. I'm struggling to survive, and I haven't lived yet.