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How to send friends when playing cards?

1. Play a little mahjong and have a spicy meal. Find a small object, and life is like this.

2. Russia should work hard to earn money and play mahjong.

3. Youth is like playing mahjong. You have to shoot or touch yourself.

4. With your big die, you can play mahjong and bring a game of military chess.

5. Somehow, I've always lost at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to say goodbye to?

6. Youth is like mahjong. You have to shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku rotten women, how many institutions are counted, just to enjoy the moment.

7. Loneliness of one person, fault of two people, landlord of three people, mahjong table of four people.

8. Play mahjong and touch yourself! But let me touch my body, but also show sexy enchanting feeling! I want to say: teacher, hehehe, I can't do it!

9. I wish you every success in the Spring Festival, and make a fortune in the coming year. If you don't shoot when playing mahjong, happiness will never run away.

1. Playing the steering wheel is like shuffling mahjong. Turn left and right, and wash it evenly.

11. Others are short of three when playing mahjong, but I am short of three when playing mahjong.

12. The mahjong game ends at the weekend and will continue tomorrow! Keep the record of losing money for three consecutive games.

13. I find that things that have been away from you for a long time will be put down slowly and will not be as enthusiastic as before. For example, I haven't played mahjong for a long time.

14. I'm going out for a summer job. I lost my last few cents playing mahjong with my family the other day, and now I'm too poor to eat dirt.

15. The table was too hot, and the mahjong was just coded, but it was burnt.

16. Youth is like mahjong. You have to shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku rotten women, how many institutions are counted, just to enjoy the moment of knocking down.

17. Moonshine: debut at the age of 2, basic orientation, returning home after retirement, playing mahjong, basking in the sun, lying in bed and hanging on the wall.

18. Mahjong got burnt as soon as it came on stage?

19. I went out to eat, drink and play mahjong all day today, but I didn't have time to talk to my husband. I'm sorry, baby.

2. Dragon Boat Festival? I haven't eaten zongzi, played mahjong, went out to play, played cats and dogs, and all went to work?

21. The procedure for attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

22. How time flies! That bowler never gets in, gets drunk and loses at cards. The first month of catching a cold for a few days at intervals passed.

23. I always lose at cards. Oh dear! Can't fight!

24. If one person lives, two people are happy, three people will die, and four people will die. Why don't we play cards?

25. Marriage is not playing cards, and shuffling cards will cost a lot.

26. Somehow, I've always lost at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something?

27. The Spring Festival is about adults playing cards and children playing everywhere. We can't be too small to stay at home and watch the computer.

28. This year is really bad. We always lose at cards and even give up a ring. I am speechless, too!

29. In fact, the outsider sees the authorities clearly, but the saying is just (ˇ? I want to warn those big mouths who like to watch others play cards! ! !

3. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, and shuffling cards will cost a lot.

31. My boyfriend doesn't drink, play cards or fight.

32. I don't smoke, drink, gamble or play cards. I'm still a bachelor!

33. I slept in a row in class, but I didn't know anything about exams. My grades were basically low. I smoked and played cards, never queued for meals, and skipped classes in groups. -post-9s

34. During the Spring Festival, adults play cards, and children play with firecrackers everywhere, which makes people of our age who have no object feel embarrassed.