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Talking about bar mitzvah

1, he stole my first time on my eighteenth birthday and then said sorry to me, and then he didn't say hello. 2、? You are eighteen years old and should know what love is. 3, 18-year-old bar mitzvah, who can give me a Casio! The most beautiful sunshine I have ever seen is your smile, but you always give it to everyone. Can you give it to me after my eighteenth birthday? 5.80 years old, you should always love each other with the heart of a 18-year-old lover. 6. Don't keep saying that the first kiss at 18 years old is the first kiss. Didn't you kiss before 18 years old? You still pretend to be pure. 7. Take us to eighteen and you will marry me. 8. The past of seventeen years old and the beginning of eighteen years old require more efforts to move forward. 9. Can you give me three gifts for my 18th birthday, a 17 minute hug, a surprise that moved me to tears, and a complete hangover? 10, 18 years old, the road is still long, and you haven't met something that may really belong to you and you can't get rid of it. Why bother yourself?

1 1, the rainy season of eighteen, why so sentimental. 12, I hope that the person I love at the age of 18 is the only one who will accompany me to the age of 80. 13, please love each other at the age of 80 with the heart of a 18-year-old lover. 14, may the person I love at the age of eighteen be the one who accompanied me at the age of eighty. 15, I won't forget our 18-year-old bar mitzvah agreement, and we will always be good. I love you. 16, my friend is eighteen. The best years, because the school said that she would run 800 meters, she suffocated. Honey, be good in heaven. 17. If you don't have a wedding dress at the age of 80, can I send you a bunch of flowers? Too bad you said he wouldn't get married. 18, I want to announce to the world that I will marry him at the age of eighteen. I love him, hold his hand and grow old with my son. I'm glad we've known each other for so long. Dear, I am happy at the age of eighteen. 18 years old was diagnosed as congenital flat chest. I never paid much attention to this statement.

2 1, at the age of fifteen, toys that I miss so much at the age of five are no longer rare. How dare I say that I'm 28 years old and still want a lover I haven't got yet? What I want to realize is my dream when I was eighteen. 23. There are 29,200 days from zero to eighty. If you put aside unhappiness, nostalgia and wasting time, how long will it take you? 24. Mom, is it interesting for you to quarrel with me every day? I just want to relax. Besides, I never rest when I go to work every day, and even have a part-time job. I am only 18 years old. 25. After I checked in, I broke up because I didn't want someone who just wanted me. That night, we were together for 35 days, and his eighteenth birthday was my first time. 26, the rainy season of eighteen, why so sentimental. 27. I hope that the person I love at the age of 18 is the one who will accompany me at the age of 80. 28. Please love each other with the heart of a 18-year-old lover when you are 80 years old. 29. May the person I love at the age of eighteen be the one who accompanied me at the age of eighty. People aged 30 and 18 live an eight-year-old life with a mentality of 38.

3 1, even if you wait for him from eighteen to eighty years old, even if you have the most affectionate eyes in the world, even if you cry again, even if you become what you are now. I told you I would give you high heels when you were eighteen. 33. You left on my birthday, and you said I would come back when I was eighteen ... 34. On the fifth day of breaking up, his birthday today resisted the impulse to wind up a happy birthday for himself. The most touching thing is that you sang to me on my birthday, told me a lot of truth late at night, and sent me 99+. The first person who missed me won't abandon me. 36. My brother will be 18 years old tomorrow. Happy birthday to my brother. I hope you can send him flowers. He is disabled, but he is stronger than some ordinary people. Forgive me for not wishing you a happy birthday and not wanting to bring you my unhappiness. 38. On my birthday, I kept saying that the person who loved me went to someone else's birthday but told me that he couldn't come to mine. 38. No telephone, no information, no company. I say happy birthday to myself for my boyfriend. 40. Without flowers and company, I say happy birthday to myself for my boyfriend. 4 1. Today is my birthday. He lit a candle for me. When the wind blew out, he lit it again. It was repeated more than ten times before it was finished. I'm touched! 42. The gift he worked so hard to make for the male god became his birthday present for her girlfriend. 43.1October 10 is the birthday of ten people.