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Tanabata is coming. Talk about people who don't want to be single.

If you don't want to be single, tell everyone!

1. Valentine's Day is someone else's Valentine's Day, and I rob my lover.

2. It's Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm when you secretly love me?

Don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it. Tanabata is just a reminder to me, and the summer vacation is half over.

Tanabata is just a festival for cowherd and weaver girl, which has nothing to do with me. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata, would I become a dog?

On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one.

Talking to yourself on Tanabata can save money, but you don't have a rival in love yet.

7. Do you know why people around you are reminding you of Tanabata? Because you are a bird on the bridge.

8. Smile when you are single, because if you don't smile, your ex-partner will smile like a dog.

9. Tanabata is good at home, so why be messy in the wind.

10. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Tanabata was cancelled. Please tell each other.

1 1. Don't say Happy Tanabata to me unless you want to spend it with me.

12. Pray for rain on Tanabata, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

13. Tanabata is coming. It's time to go back to the sky and talk to the old man.

14. Valentine's Day is coming. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I have dog food here.

15. Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on Tanabata. It's not good to hit your face.

16. On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket. 17. If Qixi is regarded as Singles' Day, it will be less lonely and less painful.

18. When you feel that you are a waste, please remember to find a waste collector, sell yourself and change some money.

19. Tanabata is coming. I wrote 300? Shall we break up? Our little note was stuffed into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelf.

20. It's Tanabata, are you lonely? Are you disappointed? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little lonely.

2 1. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

22. Everyone who says "Long live single" will keep silent when they see a couple.

What makes me sad is not that Valentine's Day is not celebrated by anyone, but that I am still alone when I have a lover.

24. I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry in the dim light.

25. I am not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

26. Tanabata night, lonely night, without you, I learned to be brave, without your company, I learned to be strong, without you, I learned to pretend.

27. People who have no partners are always hurt mercilessly on Tanabata.

28. I waited for Tanabata, but I didn't wait for you.

29. Today is Valentine's Day, but what does it have to do with me? It has always been Valentine's Day without a lover. 30. Don't ask me out on Tanabata. I'm busy. I want to sell flowers during the day and scenery at night. I have to squat in front of the hotel early in the morning to sell medicine and a pregnancy test a week later.

3 1. I don't like Tanabata, because on Tanabata, there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way, you still can't hear the whisper under the grape trellis, and you still won't accompany me.

32. I have been asked to Chinese Valentine's Day. I decisively refused. On this day, you have to enjoy loneliness alone to be different.

33. It is not sad to be alone on Tanabata. It's sad to watch the person you like show love to others.

A group of children are still planning Valentine's Day every day. You should do something at this age, such as having children.

Valentine's Day is coming, so I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

If you don't want to be single, I hope you like it!