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Who has ten reasons to buy a watch? Write it out and reward it to 100.

The code word is not easy, and it is even harder to find the reason. Give points ~

1. Implement "Theory of Three Represents". Even if you don't have a watch, how can you wear a A Dai watch? Buy an insurance policy that responds to Dang!

This watch is so cheap that I have bought 10. Why don't you act? !

Your family wears watches, your lover wears watches, all your friends wear watches, and you are the only one in the world who doesn't wear watches. It seems that the mainstream is "wearing a watch". Would you like to be "non-mainstream"? !

I often lie. For example, this time I cheated you into buying a watch that you also like, but I cheated you, so you have a watch.

I dreamed of buying a watch last night and won 5 million. I'd rather believe it! Then buy a watch now.

6. Shit! How can I find the imbalance between my left and right hands? It seems that I need to buy a watch to keep my balance.

7. What? Buy a watch, send an iphone, and send a phone bill. 100% lucky draw! Buy! ! !

She has had a crush on her for many years. Why doesn't she know? ! One day she told me that I liked the kind of watch I wore, so I bought a watch and put it on at once, and we got married the next day ~

Millionaires not only have money, but also wear watches. In order to narrow the gap with them, I also bought a watch to wear.

10. I have two dreams in my life. The first is to become the richest man in the world, and the second is to own a watch. Being the richest man in the world is far away, but it is easier to buy a watch.