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Tell me about dry face.

First, is there a feeling that you feel fat overnight and feel small in a few days?

Second, boyfriend, I warn you, if you call me fat, a lipstick and a lipstick in the future, if you keep calling me fat face and thick legs, I will have a meal. Think for yourself how much lipstick and meat you already owe me.

Third, when eating and biting the muscles on the inside of the cheek, I suddenly realized that I was fat!

Fourth, I feel that half my face is swollen. Ask my sister. Sister looked at it for a long time, and emmmm's face was not too fat.

5. The little man who says he is not fat but has a fat face is so cute that he wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

With all due respect, I don't think my photos are well taken. Why don't you go back and look in the mirror yourself and have a good look at your honor? Don't you have any pressure in your heart? I didn't see you upset when you ate Hesse. Is it my fault that your face is fat and your neck is thick? I told you to get ready before taking pictures. What can I do without changing clothes and makeup? Besides, I don't use every photo until you nod. Don't you think it's too late to talk about it when it's finished? It's almost over if you say a few words to your face. Say BB every day, how big is your face? I just want to reply to your inculcation: go to MLGB.

Seven, obviously found his face fat, I want to eat less, eat less, or how to go home for the New Year!

Eight, the face is fat several times, and the fat face is blessed. Try to make your life more complete.

Nine, although my face is fat, I am very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.

10. While eating, while eating, while eating (eating *n), I feel that my face is not fat.

XI。 Recently, my face has become a ball ... Although it is cold in winter, I still can't stand this rhythm. ...

Twelve, I just used two expressions of special dissatisfaction and disdain to show respect for my fat face.

Thirteen, the face is fat and unlovable, and the waist is ruined. Short legs are not a disease, but thick legs are fatal. How can a woman control her life when she can't even control her weight?

Fourteen After looking at the previous photos, I'm really sure I've lost weight. Now wearing a huge fat body of 106 kg, colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.

Fifteen, the face is fat and shapeless. Looking at P's self, I am disgusted with this self. Looking at MengMeng, being fat is worth it, but I hope everything is worth it except this!