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Funny and naughty cross phrases

1. Those who love me will get rich, and those who don’t love me will make bricks.

2. I have no ambition in this life, but I just want to make a fortune

3. After working for five minutes, my phone got jealous and I coaxed it for two hours

4. The photo was fake, but I am cuter

5. It’s a holiday, so buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also walk around it

6. What is success? Even Jack Ma doesn’t have my WeChat account but you do

7. Someone saves your number to call you, but I am different, I do it not to answer

8. Life is full of chaos In the rough times, the big brother laughs in the end

9. Life should not only be sweet, but also eat meat

10. Every pound of meat in the Year of the Pig is the meat of happiness

11. The forest is so big that I can’t even find a tree to hang myself from

12. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it’s really hard to fall out with a big face