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The realistic reproduction between people

1. When you are not strong enough, your 1 is just a joke to others.

2. Humble flattery will only lead to others' indifference. Only one's own strength can win the attention of others, and only equal treatment can win real respect.

3. Don't drink more than six points drunk, eat more than seven points full, and fall in love more than eight points. But most people are often drunk, full, and then love to be fools. The final result is vomiting all over, growing a pile of meat and being abandoned!

Men like women's pretty faces and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie.

When I grow up, I find that sometimes you tell the truth, and you have to apologize to others because you exposed the truth. So if you want to live a smooth life, please always take your brain with you.

Cao Cao has a confidant no matter how good he is, and Liu Bei has a sworn enemy no matter how good he is. Don't care too much about what others say about you. Be yourself, do your own thing and go your own way. Living in the eyes of others is the saddest thing in the world.

7. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, and you only know it is a piece of ginger when you bite it.

8. Don't get to know anyone too soon. Don't think that at first, the topic is the same, and you have a lot in common. You have known each other for a long time. Language is often false, and what we experience together is true.

9. Sometimes, when you look at people, don't look with your eyes, it's easy to get confused, let alone listen with your ears, because it may be deceptive. As long as you take the time and feel it with your heart, you really can't pretend it, and you can't pretend it.

10. If successful, eating green vegetables is called health preservation; If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup, this is called reality!

1 1. Those who gossip about you behind your back and make up stories have no more than three reasons: they don't reach your level, they don't have what you have, and they don't imitate your lifestyle.

12. You don't know who will give you an umbrella until it rains. You don't know who is true to you until something happens. Some people will only add icing on the cake, not give charcoal in the snow; Some people will only add fuel to the fire and will not be honest with each other.

13. Buy it, don't compare prices; Eat, don't regret; Love is love, don't be suspicious; When it breaks up, it breaks up. Don't slander it.

14. You had an operation, and you know that taking medicine is not bitter at all. You had a bad fall, and you know that scratching your skin is not worth crying about. You are betrayed, and you know that quarreling with your mouth doesn't hurt your true feelings.

15. Human nature is ugly and can't stand the test. You think those people you have helped will at least show sympathy when you are in trouble, but often these people are the easiest to hit people when they are down and out. -Yang Jialing's red coral necklace.

16. Make money! Without money, what do you use to care for your family, support your love, contact your friendship and rely on your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy.

17. Everything is enough. If you are too kind, you will lack your mind. If you are too modest, you will become weak. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you, but will intensify. Being too kind is also stupid.

18. In life, there are no obstacles to cross and no people to leave. It's a bit difficult, and it will pass after a while; Some people try hard and forget; Some hate, smile and melt; Don't always blame anyone. If you are good enough, how can you be left behind?

19. Standing at the peak, how many people look up to you; How many people belittle you when you hit rock bottom; Interest attraction, how many people follow you; How many people abandon you when the benefits are exhausted.

20. When an enemy becomes a friend, it is more reliable than a friend, and when a friend becomes an enemy, it is more dangerous than the enemy. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

2 1. People are alive, there is no need to argue about everything. Clear water means no fish, while clear people mean no friends. Struggle with family, win, family is gone; Fight with your lover, win, and your feelings are weak; Fight with friends, win, friendship is gone. What you strive for is reason, what you lose is emotion and what you hurt is yourself.

22. Most people who are easily angered are weak, because the weak will try to be brave, while the strong often know how to show weakness. In the same way, meanness is because of weak foundation, and bitterness is because of sadness.

Don't tell anyone your secret without scruple, because every time you confide your heart, it may become a navigation for others to poke your weakness at some point in the future.

24. When you are hungry, someone will give you half a steamed bread, which is friendship, someone will give you steamed bread first, which is love, someone will give you all steamed bread, which is affection, and someone will hide steamed bread and tell you that he is hungry, which is society.

25. The reason why you are unhappy is probably that you are always smug on and off and continue to eat and die. You can't stand the status quo and have no ability to change it.

One day, you will understand that the long-term and comfortable relationship between people depends on sex and attraction, not oppression, flattery, blind dedication and moral restraint.

27. If you help a person 100 points, when one day you are only willing to help 80 points, he will empty all your gratitude and would rather choose a person who only helps him 70 points as a friend. A grain of rice nurtures benefactors and a grain of rice nurtures enemies. Don't give yourself everything easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, this is the coolest thing.

28. When you fail, you will be surrounded by a group of people who care about you. They will ask you what happened, listen to your story of failure, and then leave with satisfaction.

29. This is a realistic society. Feelings can't be eaten, and poor couples are sad. Don't believe the story in the movie, it's just a noisy place for many strangers. Only irrational and unrealistic people will believe it.

Rich people like to say "money is not everything", good-looking people like to say "what's the use of being good-looking", thin people like to say "in fact, it is better to be fat and healthy", and hard-working people like to say "hard work is not the decisive factor". They just say these are routines, but you believe them.