Every sentence makes you laugh! An irresistible joke. Say short sentences.

1. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones. . Second, it was rejected by the goddess again. This time the reason is quite reliable, saying that my typing is too ugly! Third, what happened to the woman? Everyone says that my daughter is my parents' intimate little cotton-padded jacket, and I am my parents' bulletproof vest! The gold necklace was robbed, but I was afraid to ask for help, not because I was timid, but because I was going to have a buffet later, for fear that the robbers would see my mouth full of gold dentures. When I was sick and didn't want to take medicine, my boyfriend took out his wallet and coaxed me to eat. I took a medicine and added 100 yuan as a bride price. I opened a capsule and counted it. 6. Supervisor:? I can grant you a wish before the execution! ? I want to hug your lovely grandson! ? Supervisor:? I'm not married! ? Never mind, I can wait! ? Seven, Xiao Ming: Why did you hit me? Rhubarb:? I suspect you have a knife! ? Xiaoming cried and said:? Then why don't you play with sunspots? Rhubarb:? The sunspot is really brought! ? 8. Once upon a time, a robber said: Hand over the money, the first person will pay 100 yuan, the second person will leave 200 yuan, the third person will leave 300 yuan, and so on. ? Later, everyone rushed to pay the money, and some people cut in line! Nine, there was a sudden power outage in the morning. My mother asked me to go to the property to ask if I owed money at home or the community was out of power. I stayed under the covers, took out my cell phone and turned on wifi. The list is empty. ? Mom, it's the power failure in the community. ? Ten, China woman cheated for a lifetime, is to seize the man's heart, first to seize his stomach. This is ridiculous. Have you ever seen a man cheat because the food cooked by mistress is delicious? 1 1. It's not that I don't pay attention to hygiene and don't like bathing, but because I'm obsessed with cleanliness and don't like dirty water! 12. Confess to the goddess. I didn't expect her boyfriend to be nearby. Her boyfriend yelled at me. Go to hell! ? Scared, I quickly took out my dictionary: Brother, the word death is on page 38. ? Thirteen, my classmate called me dung beetles, so I gave him a hard push! 14. I found a great boyfriend, and he broke up with me because I didn't laugh at telling me jokes! I heard that eating fast food is bad for your health. I quickly ordered a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly. Sixteen, learning Taekwondo is really useful. Last time I fought with someone, I jumped up and kicked my leg 360 degrees. As a result, I kicked my waist and flashed, and I wronged him for 5 thousand! When I first came to this city, the taxi driver said? Girl, come out alone. Yeah! ? Girl, it's the first time someone called me that, and I feel very warm. Better than those people in my hometown? What a sissy? Much better! Eighteen? I hate people who speak ill of others behind their backs! ? Me too. It's annoying to speak ill of others behind their backs! Just like Xiao Zhang in our unit always speaks ill of others behind their backs, and Xiao Li is not a good person, let alone Xiao Wang! ? Nineteen, when your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry. I may not be able to lift 20, 100 Jin of stone, but if it is 100 Jin RMB, I promise to pick it up and run. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading. The world is so big, I want to see it. My wallet is so small that I can't go anywhere. Twenty-three, the most hurtful words to single dog: When you are old, your selfie may be your family photo! There must be a great woman behind a successful man. Besides Ma Yun, there are thousands of Qian Qian women behind his success! 25. Open your wallet when you are sad. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it. Twenty-six, just be a star. You don't have to catch your husband cheating on you. The whole country will help you catch it. Twenty-seven, the girls nowadays are really, boys tell yellow jokes to make you bow your head shyly, not to let you tell them a more yellow one, okay? I love my girlfriend so much. I will let her go every time I quarrel, but this time I am really angry. I scolded her after a while. You look great when you fight! ? Twenty-nine, my son said to me: Dad, I want to be a rich second generation. I was stunned first, and then smiled and said to him: This is easy to handle. When you grow up, give me all the money you earn, and you will be a rich second generation! Thirty, I was arranged for a blind date, and I felt dissatisfied with each other, so we each found an excuse to leave and hurried to the next scene. Surprisingly, we met the same person at the same time and place.