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What kind of country is Japan?

What a coincidence! I got married this Mid-Autumn Festival. I went to Xi in the Mid-Autumn Festival. My first husband 1 1 took me to Japan for my honeymoon. It was a six-day trip to Japan. One person is 8400 yuan, and there are 35 of us. I went to Tokyo, Ginza, Hakone-CHO, Yokohama, Osaka and Kyoto. I didn't go to Hokkaido, because the lavender in Hokkaido was harvested in 1 1 month, so I didn't go. Let me tell you something about Japan.

I don't know what the landlord wants to hear, so I'll talk about the living conditions and population quality in Japan.

1, get off the plane in Tokyo on the first day. The plane is an ANA plane, and the conditions are much better than those in China. Toilet doors are all folding doors. The flight attendants are all around 170. They are all beautiful. This is 162.

2。 Arriving at Tokyo airport at 5 pm Japan time, the plane looked down over Japan and found that the green area in Japan was really too big, with patches of green trees. Later, I was told that all the green trees in Japan were planted artificially, and even the World Health Organization was shocked. When I got off the plane, I found all kinds of drivers on Japanese roads, unlike China.

3。 All taxis in Japan, whether in rural or urban areas, are old people and men over 60 years old. In Japan, men of any occupation wear suits and ties as long as they can see them on the street. All women, old and young, wear socks and skirts. Many taxis in Japan are Toyota, hehe, many cars in Japan don't have trunks.

4。 I have stayed in 4.5 hotels, all of which have hot springs, both indoors and outdoors, but they are all small, and the hotels are also small. Only when I stayed in Hakone-CHO on the third day, the tatami was bigger, and only on this day, I watched TV, and found that Japanese advertisements were all very life-like, just like Jackie Chan's overlord advertisements, which were all like that, unlike China's advertisements, which were too fake and exaggerated. My husband and I watched the advertisement for instant noodles. And no matter how you cook it, China cooks it for more than ten minutes, so you can't eat it.

5。 All toilets in Japan, whether hotels or highways or toilets near scenic spots, are flushed with warm water. All toilets have single-sided toilet lids, which are imported from China and have a lot of paper. Moreover, the place where shopping malls wash their hands is separate from the place where girls make up, and girls can sit in the chair and look in the mirror to make up. Very human.

6。 There are many chairs near the Second Bridge in Tokyo, Japan. Every chair has its own owner, the so-called Japanese tramp, but even Japanese tramps wear shirts and small suits. Even if the quality is not good, they are clean. There are photos in my space.

7。 I didn't see it because of the fog, but I listened to a piece of music. On a mountain road leading to Mount Fuji, drive a 60-wheat car, and there will be a piece of music that welcomes you from Mount Fuji, coming from the ground. Shocked.

8。 Speaking of Japanese height, many people think Japanese are short, but I am from Beijing. Now living in Dalian, I find that the Japanese are about the same height as those in the north, male 175, female162,438+063. I thought I was 162. On the day I went to Disney, I wore 4.5CM high heels, about 166. As a result, the girls in it are similar to me. In Xinsaiqiao, girls are taller, generally above 165. I said clear height, because they are wearing shoes above 168. Japanese girls are very fashionable. Basically all young people wear short skirts, stockings and high heels. I went to Disney in November. Japanese girls are strange. They put on winter cotton shoes, with a leopard coat with rabbit hair on it and a chiffon skirt below. My husband said that Japanese girls wear less in winter than at this time, because my husband often travels in Japan.

9。 No one runs a red light in Japan. Even if it is a red light, if there is no vehicle crossing Japan, the Japanese will have to wait for the green light. The quality is really high, and I found that Japanese girls' bags basically have no cables. In order to prevent thieves, China has a cable design, but Japan does not, but there is a buckle in the middle of the bag. You can see everything inside, but there is not a thief in Japan, because stealing is a capital crime in Japan, and even homeless countries give a lot of subsidies every month.

10。 In Japan, the Japanese hate Fujian people in China most, because Fujian people smuggle the most and do the most bad things. Many bathing saunas are run by Fujian people. This is not confirmed, but the tour guide told us.

1 1。 Tell me about China people who work in Japan. Our local tour guide in Japan is from Taiwan Province Province and married a Japanese wife. He said that when he first arrived in Japan, he washed dishes in the restaurant, and all the dishes in Japan had to be washed seven times. He also washed the toilet in the hotel until the water in the toilet was drinkable. He said that he drinks the water in the toilet in front of the manager every day to prove that the toilet has been cleaned. All tap water in Japan can be drunk directly. At first, I heard that Japanese managers taught them the same thing, drinking water from the toilet after brushing it. All people who work in Japan are actually very hard, but they will never say so after returning home.

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I guess someone doesn't believe me. You can come to my space to see my photos. If you insult me maliciously, forget it.

Go to Japan yourself if you don't believe me. We should be able to go around 7 thousand now, which is also the season when red leaves are in full bloom. Very good. My husband and I went for a week and spent 45 thousand a week, buying a lot. If you don't buy anything, it's almost 1.5 million, but there are too many temptations in Japan and things are expensive. It's hard to watch others buy things without buying them. Ha ha laugh