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How to make sentences with a hammer

1. Although we all use our imagination more or less, it is unreasonable to use it. In fact, it is not necessarily, just like nailing a nail with a hammer and beating an egg with a hammer is a tragedy.

2. The reporter asked the survivors of Chengdu No.9 bus: Is there a hammer on the bus? Survivor: There is a hammer! Reporter: Why not hit the window with a hammer? Survivor: Maud, there is a hammer! A hammer! Reporter: Do you have a hammer? .

3. The sickle and hammer set the world, and the red regime was built; Being in power for the people does not forget the roots and is famous for its beauty; Take the lead in seeking development and make the country rich and the people safe. July 1 day, I wish the party a bright and beautiful future!

The tools I just started using were simple hammers, planers, saws, etc.

No matter how hard a fist is, it can't compare with a hammer.

6. Hit another hammer or hatchet with one hammer.

He grabbed a sledgehammer and smashed the dustbin, which surprised the onlookers. Some "crushed troubles" also threw their mobile phones into his trash can and enjoyed the same "treatment".

8. Choose a tall birch, hammer the catheter into the tree, and the first sap will flow out. Wait patiently.

I remember when I got a small hammer for him in 1948, I thought it would take about 600 years to dig through the prison wall with this hammer.

10. The young man asked the Zen master: Faye Wong and Li are divorced. Love doesn't exist? The Zen master smiled and pointed to a wooden hammer in front of him. Just look at it. The young man thought for a long time: it means that the meaning of love is like this wooden hammer, seemingly inconspicuous. As long as you persist, you can be strong? The master closed his eyes and said, No! I mean: divorce is none of your business.

1 1. Push the support side bar to the welding fixture. As shown in the figure, hammer the wedge hard.

12. They hit a hoe-shaped comb needle made of drill bones or shark teeth with a small hammer and injected ink into the skin.

13. 10 & gt; The third power of 23 is 27. Sometimes I think it's good that everything can be traced, but people's hearts are not that simple. For example, we agreed to send hammers together, then I send scissors and you send cloth.

14. Use a wrench or a wrench as a hammer.

15. Before you want to use the electric nail gun, you should use the hammer skillfully. Similarly, you should be able to manage these classes manually before trying to use more powerful automatic management tools.

16. In the first stage, draw the details with a hammer and chisel.

17. Under the dark street lamp, only beggars in rags thought there might be life here. They never imagined that the prosperity of the city was only private, and the hammer of life forced them to live a vagrant life of begging.

18. The stones used to build the bridge were transported by carriage from Sibaoshan, Zhangdian. Masons use hammers and steel chisels to carve stones of different lengths and shapes into prefabricated components for bridge repair and number them one by one.

19. The team used Phantom v 10 high-speed camera to shoot the video image of pvc pipe being hit by a hammer at the frame rate of 20,000 frames, while the other group used accelerometer and laser vibrometer to accurately measure and record it.

20. Subsequently, the fire officers and soldiers slowly knocked off a part of the cement around the urinal with iron cones and hammers, and tried to tilt the plastic pipe of the urinal downward.