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Why have you become mute recently? Tell me about it.
It feels like a talent show. The whole thing is like an acrobatic show.
3 on success or failure, life is heroic, it is a big event, from beginning to end!
I couldn't sleep last night. I fell asleep when the moon counted to half.
If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.
My request is not high, as long as you have sex with me!
We need toilet spirit. Click on it and everything will be clean.
This world has no track. The more people cheat, the more they form a track.
I must be a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.
10 Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
1 1 It's good to listen to English songs. After listening for half a year, I didn't worry because I didn't understand them.
12 I have always worshipped you as Bethune, but I am disappointed!
13 Funny Quotations: Shake it, invite Naiheqiao, and Meng Po will buy you a drink.
14 Hello! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you …
15 That's why I wear a skirt and you wear open-backed pants!
16 Xiao Xin said that my pocket money must not be kept until the next day.
17 A woman can ruin her image at home. Please check gfd when you go out.
18 summer is hard. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.
19 to tell you seriously, I am very. No. Tall. Xing.
Everything that can be caught needs luck, and everything that can be discarded needs strength.
2 1 Actually, I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.
How many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?
Avril Ramona Lavigne said that God is neodymium, and I said that Nu Wa is still male silver.
I have passed my purity period, so don't talk about purity in front of me.
Bed, you let me go. Come on, I'm a man of class.
26 funny sentence: I can tolerate anything except the love transaction downstairs in my house ~
Please fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.
Why did you unveil the red veil? It didn't say another one.
No matter how thick you wear stockings, you can't hide the hair on one leg.
It's not that easy to comb your hair. Every hair has a temper …
3 1 Sorry to face you again and again. I can only answer it again and again. it doesn't matter
Get to the point, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
Now that young people are more retro, old people are not so mainstream.
Camouflage my sentences and talk about mood phrases.
1. If one day we meet on the road again, I will tell you: I am very happy now. I must be pretending. If I can only meet you again instead of living with you, how can I be happy?
We thought that people like cool and thin, but it turns out that we take pain too seriously.
3. A hard and warm heart sinks into a cool situation. Although you don't know what happened, it shows that a man is lonely when he is sinking, and he really needs that warmth. We can't replace that person, but you are not alone. We who meet by chance are right beside you.
4, born in a hundred years, the years are in a hurry. Feelings are peeling off one layer at a time, and people are hard to understand. We are so complicated that we can't even see ourselves clearly, but we don't need to explain at all. Wisdom may not find the right way, and it is not chaotic to follow one's heart. The world and people's hearts are not simple, which is our loneliness and confusion. I can't see clearly and I can't control it.
There are many things that are insincere, but we can't show them ourselves. When did we learn hypocrisy and disguise? Objective need, or is the human heart too unpredictable?
6. People's hearts are unpredictable and hard to prevent. The scum on the side of the road are rubbing their hands. Three times five divided by two, I capsized in the gutter.
7. I couldn't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide; Because I didn't want to be stabbed again, I gradually learned to pretend.
8. Love a person moderately and keep a moderate distance from your lover. Love him from a distance, and he will never leave you.
9. The abyss has a bottom and people's hearts are unpredictable.
10, give time, let the past go and let the beginning begin.
1 1, love makes people strong and weak. Friendship only makes people strong.
12, some things can always make you see some people clearly and let go of some persistence!
13, the world is cold, you can afford to continue playing, but you can't afford to go out; People's hearts are unpredictable, people's faces are difficult to know and feelings are difficult to grasp. Some involuntary disguises may be to cope with the impermanence of the world; The insincere corners of the mouth are rising, which may be the power of stumbling.
14, some people are sincere to you, but some people have reasons behind them. Hum, people are unpredictable.
15, living in a city, or loving someone, or doing something for a long time, you will feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of what the people I love in this city insist on, but I can't give myself the courage to insist.
16, I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore.
17, you didn't stay, I didn't look back, so the rest of my life is fine; No one is wrong, but the timing is wrong!
18, many moralists have said that pride is the most evil behavior of human beings. It appears in various forms, but it is hidden under extremely complicated camouflage. That camouflage is like the barrier to cover the moonlight, which is both the brilliance and the shadow of the moon. Although we can hide the moon so that we can't see it, because it is not completely hidden, the moon itself leaks out.
19, I can play dumb, but I'm not really stupid. There are some things I just don't want to expose, so as not to embarrass everyone.
20. In the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to please you?
2 1, the meaning is unpredictable, don't spoil today and forget tomorrow.
22. I suddenly found that my lifestyle is upside down. I always fantasize about the future and then force others to fantasize according to their own plans. If not, we will feel unpredictable and unpredictable.
23. The preciousness of life lies in that there is nothing that can't be passed, only the mood that can't be passed.
24. This time, I saw my daughter-in-law tear her face first and simply pulled down her disguise. She sat on the ground, beating her chest and crying for land. In Anna's view, crying is like singing opera, with the original flavor of Henan Bangzi, which makes Anna suddenly realize that Guiwang also has artistic inheritance. The specific singing method is as follows: my dead old man, you have made enemies because of your sins, and the enemies have hard wings, but you have got a daughter-in-law and forgotten your mother. I raised him with a handful of shit and urine. I'm hungry and need food to send him abroad. I didn't spend a penny of the money he earned. I'm here to help, and I don't want to be scolded by goblins. I can't stay. This is a very complete narrative poem, and Gui Wang and Anna were stunned at that time.
25. It's not that they don't love you and don't care about you, but that you will find cool and thin very popular, but you are too demanding.
26. I am hiding why my lonely heart still hurts.
27. Don't you know: Is there love under the disguise of anger, my love?
28. People are nothing more than a disguise, a lie and a falsehood, whether for themselves or others. He doesn't want others to tell him the truth, and he avoids telling others the truth. All these qualities so far away from justice and reason have a natural root in his heart.
29. Because we love you, everyone looks like rivals in love.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
3 1, the world is cold, just because people are unpredictable!
32. There are always days when life is stable, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and suddenly it is like a dream. The most incomprehensible infatuation is confusion. The universe is vast and unknown, and people are unpredictable. I feel like a lost child. I just want to find my way home.
33. Autumn leaves are yellow, snow in winter, snow in winter and cold in winter, and people's hearts are chilling every day.
34. I used to think that I would never leave. Later, looking back at you, I realized that the road had lost horsepower and people had been cold for a long time!
35. If life is just like the first sight, what is the autumn wind sad painting fan? It is easy to change, and it is also easy to change.
36, two adults, one heart, the heart is unpredictable. Love for ten lives, why bother for a lifetime, why can't it be worth loving.
37. Don't feel how important you are in other people's world. Maybe you're just a casual acquaintance.
38. Every shortcoming is more or less disguised as a virtue, and everyone benefits from this disguised similarity.
39. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.
40. It is said that you dream of someone because that person is thinking of you.
4 1, people are unpredictable. When I first met you, I thought you were smiling when you weren't talking. After a long time, you stabbed me in the back as soon as I turned around. That's very kind of you.
42. People who enjoy privileges but have no power are waste. An educated person without influence is a pile of worthless rubbish. Some people have been educated in knowledge, morality and religious beliefs, but they have not become a positive force in doing good in society. These people are sorry for the cost of training and supporting them. If you are a Christian, you have committed the crime of being respected in disguise. They should have become the salt in the world, and the primary responsibility of salt should be saltiness.
43. Life is not complicated now. Why does it still bother me? My heart is fragile and my surface is strong. In the face of the right and wrong around me, I have to keep silent. I feel so uncomfortable, depressed, bitter, painful, tired and wronged. Why are you all doing this to me?
44. Such a family is not a grave, but something worse than a grave: a monastery. In this cold environment, he looked at their wives with loveless eyes: he painfully noticed the narrowness of her mind, which was manifested in her hair clinging to her low-corrected forehead; He found a stiff and stubborn expression on her stiff face, which made him disgusted with the disguised gentleness that he had been confused about before. Camouflage famous sayings
45. Why don't you take off your clothes and show off when you are so proud?
46. It's good to be cold. A cold heart may not be cured.
47. Is there anyone you repeatedly say you want to give up, but still can't bear it?
48. I tracked the depths of people's hearts, but I saw the shallowness of people's hearts.
49. How much a person loves you depends not on how many things he has done for you and how many times he has cried, but on how many times he has talked about you in his life.
50. Suffering from desire is unpredictable.
5 1, learned to share love with others, but also must learn not to cling to what you love. The greatest love is to do what is best for the person you love, even if it hurts you.
52. Actually, I am not afraid of suffering. I'm just afraid that I'm willing to work hard and it turns out to be just a joke. Dare not go forward without hesitation. I admit that I am timid. I dare not guess people's hearts. After all, people are unpredictable, and even they don't necessarily know themselves.
53. If I had known it was so frustrating, why didn't I know each other at first?
54. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
55. The world is in Fudan, and only people's hearts are unpredictable.
56. Always remind yourself to let bygones be bygones. People's hearts are unpredictable. Once you have a happy ending, you always find that you can't help forgiving you and hurting yourself.
57. It is difficult to draw a tiger, but people know its face but not its heart.
58. Well, she called and asked, How are you? Your usual answer: I'm fine. It's true that you still love her. You are not good at all. Men pretend to be strong, but they are afraid that women will find him weak. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad. Famous sayings about camouflage
If something happens, talk about it. Don't abandon all my heart.
60. If you can get it without guilt and lose it without regret, let it be the result of gain and loss.
QQ mood: On graduation day, I thought I left hell, but actually I left heaven.
1. People who like to laugh in this life are because they have suffered too many injuries in their previous lives.
2. The things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.
Time will not go back, and I don't need to look back.
Life is actually very simple, strive for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.
I hope that one day you will need me as much as I need you.
6. What is recovered will never be the same again, for fear that it will be lost carelessly.
7. Mistress San is a good thing. It can take away men who don't love you.
I thought time was the best remedy, but I didn't expect all the wounds to heal.
9. If you can live a simple life, who wants to intrigue?
10. You never know how strong you really are, until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
1 1. Actually, the third party is a polygraph for feelings.
12. Every heartless person has a time to pour out his heart to someone.
13. The word love is too beautiful and too sad.
14. The cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back.
15. In your love, I am just a perceptual audience.
16. On graduation day, I thought I left hell, but I actually left heaven.
Deliberately disguised QQ chat mood
If you can't give me a ray of sunshine, please don't block my sight.
Sunflower faces the sun, so it is destined to fall in love with it.
Memories are always inadvertently turned out, and then, heartache.
After all, we returned to our own worlds and never met again.
One person's journey, or two people's duet, don't want to be involved in memories.
Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together.
Simple life is charming, simple heart is happy; Learning to be simple is not simple.
Now, we should all forget each other and live each other's lives again.
The final outcome is still a tragedy. It's not that I don't. I just can't stand the dullness of life. To put it bluntly.
Some memories are too gorgeous to touch, but they can't resist the temptation.
The most beautiful years leave a bright smile, dare to love and hate, and dare to pursue.
Missing someone may sometimes bring a smile, but your heart will shed tears.
The happiness of the past mocked the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.
How can I forget you now, the one who once disturbed my heartbeat?
Cheer up because you have nothing to do, and put it down because you can't get it.
There is always one thing that is your time machine, which has the ability to go back with memories.
Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good, it's not over yet.
This last parting, we can only turn around and go to the end of the world.
Sometimes, I want to hide alone and I don't want others to see my wound.
Blooming is the memory of falling flowers, and meeting is the prelude to parting.
In love, the person who cares most is often the person who loses the most.
Happiness may be just finding someone to live for a lifetime.
It's just that my heart has been hurt once, so I won't be sad easily.
If you are serious about love, you will lose it.
Oh, boys in white shirts are not necessarily clean.
Now, who can see behind me, I can only laugh hard …
People are like this, they have had a wry smile, and nothing can be done again. Castle peak remains the same, but we have never met before.
Whenever I am sad or happy, I only smile.
I turned around and found that everything was a dream. Everything was gone when I woke up.
Money can buy and sell everything, but it can't sell the affection and love I want.
Do you remember that you were weak and afraid? You are also troubled by trifles.
What you give me is always just a back, a vague outline.
My love, only for you, tailored, you are the only one for me.
When passing by, is there any momentary heartache?
The memory of rosemary has faded. Who is chasing the happiness of four-leaf clover?
Without you, my heart feels so empty.
The dialogue that can't be said in time disappears in the patchwork future.
So deliberately pretend, but still can't cheat your heart.
I blurred my memory with time, but forgot to put my thoughts into my memory.
Delete your memory and leave the initial blank.
Small water flows forever, and ordinary happiness lasts forever.
The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.
In fact, I can wait for you, but if I wait, I can't wait for others.
We just had a tacit understanding, but you let go and chose to abandon it.
You can only get it if you give your heart, but it may also be a complete injury.
Is there anyone who, like me, is still clinging to a fruitless result?
I give you the greatest tenderness, that is, to hide my sadness in front of you.
I would rather regret what I did than what I didn't do.
Happiness is in the original promise, in the future dream, by your side.
I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but I finally laughed and shed tears.
Fate determines who will come into our lives, and our hearts determine who we will stand with.
Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.
Suddenly, I found that many people who are indispensable in life have left.
Life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play your role well and play yourself until you lose your memory.
These days, it is not the lack of love, but the lack of people who dare to pay for love.
Years, with vicissitudes, have subverted all memories.
Love to the point of no way back, had to covet step by step.
Those fragmentary memories gradually lost their direction.
A lonely love song/makes my sadness look so sad!
If love can make up the exam, I will hand in a blank sheet of paper and forget that this is another beginning.
The memory of rosemary has faded. Who chased the happiness of four-leaf clover?
Commemoration, the rest of the memory. Looking back, savor the only feeling in your heart.
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