Humorous sentences about sleeping

1. Sleeping is a way for human beings to rest and replenish energy. Perhaps it is also a short-term channel for people to escape from reality. The troubles and depression in life can be temporarily relieved, but I still have to face it after waking up, which may take longer than others ... because I can't sleep.

2, the bed can let me rely on, can give me a hug, so I like to sleep.

When I say I like sleeping, I mean skipping classes, sleeping in class, sleeping when I am bored and sleeping in the morning. Instead of sleeping with your eyes closed when it gets dark.

4. When I couldn't sleep at night, I began to recite poems, and recited "Wuling Haozu competed with each other, and there were countless HongLing songs" with the pipa. Then I couldn't remember the last sentence, and then I kept thinking, thinking, thinking and tossing. Finally, I couldn't bear to dig out Baidu and saw that "the inlaid silver comb was broken by her rhythm, and the skirt was ruined by wine stains". Finally, I let go and slept peacefully.

5. I feel like I'm going to gain weight except sleeping endlessly every morning on weekends! Either I can't wake up, or I can't sleep, wasting the good times of my youth in the morning, and my dreams are getting farther and farther away.

6. I want to sleep every time I am full, and then I say to myself: I will wait until tomorrow to become a better person. It seems, probably, should, can't wait, forget it, go to sleep.