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Fart and make sentences. The second volume of grade two is simple.
1, hydrangea is commonly known as smelly ball flower. Although it looks beautiful, it is still useless! Smell it when you don't touch it. It doesn't smell. But if you touch it with your hands, you have committed a terrible crime. Smell it again, and you will feel something sour and smelly, and it will get into your nostrils.
I said don't do it. Do you think I fart?
3, people are treacherous, drink water when they are sick, and fart and hit their heels.
Xiaoming farted in the classroom, and all the students quickly ran outside to breathe fresh air.
They said they can return it if they don't use it. This is bullshit. All you have to do is send something and wait for them to refund the money. There is nothing left. Serial fraud cost you your wife and your soldiers.
6. Spending money is as simple as farting, and making money is as difficult as eating durian!
7. My father once told me an experience of farting. When you want to fart, you just have to hold on and let it brew, brew and brew again! Then relax, inhale and fart. It's earth-shattering, so cool!
8. Brother farts and gives you an exit!
9. You have an angel-like appearance and a devil-like figure. Even your fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy Dragon Boat Festival.
10, commitment is like fart, it was earth-shattering at that time, and then it disappeared.
1 1, warning you, you mosquito fart-who are you scaring? Your wings-can't fan the wind and waves; Watch out for cobwebs-there's no turning back. This message is dedicated to friends who have been bitten by words.
12, love is like farting, or lingering, or endless aftertaste!
13. Have you ever thought about underwear when farting?
14, one day, while swimming in the swimming pool, Zhu Xiao suddenly wanted to fart, but he couldn't hold back and a bunch of bubbles appeared behind him. Next to A Dai, she cried loudly: Mom, run! The water is boiling! .
15, I don't want to say that your opinion is fart. Although it is really fart, we will listen to your opinion in good faith.
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