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Funny sayings about homework

1. Homework is like waves of zombies, the more you hit them, the more they will get!

2. Try chewing Xuanmai while copying your summer vacation homework. ""Wow, I keep copying. There are too many homeworks and I can't stop. "

3. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you. If you have nothing to do, do more questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask!

4. I wish you a good start in school. , I don’t sleep in class, I don’t copy homework, I don’t make friends, and my grades soar. Oops, I’m almost exhausted from reporting.

5. The most annoying thing about the Lun family is homework. They all said they don’t like it. , not pestering me to do it, shameless things

6. When is the homework?

7. I haven’t written it yet. Children who do homework will definitely achieve great things, because you are as calm as water. 8. When exams come, you have more homework in each subject. Is the teacher taking revenge on us for not taking classes seriously?

< p> 9. Who needs homework? I'll let you write it for me for free.

10. The homework failed to load. Please let the school go on vacation again!

11. You don't want me during the summer vacation, but You can't leave me to school! Now the school doesn't want me, and you leave me with homework.

12. Teacher, you can't leave us with less homework. Who will give you something for Christmas?

13. If you see the big trees turn into piles of homework books, will you still have the heart to do your homework? If you don’t sell it, just do it. No killing!

14. According to my inference about the Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look directly at the National Day

15. Teacher, I am still sleeping at home. I don’t have the heart to wake it up, so why don’t you hand it in?

16. Stay away from computers, mobile phones, and TVs. I am a person with homework.

17. The teacher is so polite, you gave us so much homework during the holiday! Do you want us to thank you?

18. The teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers are not enough. Circle the Earth 3 times and lead the world in homework assignments for 9 consecutive years. Of course, good grades are more popular.

19. Every student has the magic ability to finish homework in one day, but it can only be done during holidays. It broke out on the last day.

20. Principal, your son hasn’t finished his homework yet, can you postpone the start of school?

21. Work hard to catch up on homework in the first few days of school. And I secretly tore a few pieces of my vacation homework from the middle.

22. Do you want to cry? It’s almost time to go to school, only to realize that the homework is not finished yet (next88). I can’t afford to hurt my sad baby.

23. You came back with your homework. Can you do it again and stay away from me?

24. Cherish your life and stay away from your summer homework.

< p> 25. Three days and three nights, three pounds of homework!

26. Mr. Zuo, we are really not suitable. I have already gotten along with Mr. Xia Xia, so please stop bothering me. < /p>

27. Look at the homework you have left, and then look at the calendar. It’s over, you have something to do, and you have something big to do.

28. Copying homework is plagiarism in a bad way, borrowing, learning, copying and pasting in a good way.

29. I can only say that I am so handsome and sticks to my homework every day, but I just don’t like her.

30. Get up, people who don’t want to do their homework!

31. The basic morality of copying homework is, no matter whether it is right or wrong, just copy it and then talk about it.

32. I am very grateful to the class representatives who have protected us for not doing our homework.

33. Teachers always say that others are hurting you by copying your homework, fart! Copying homework is the most precious friendship between classmates, so cherish it!

34. When you go to school, if you ask your classmates to borrow homework and copy it, you will always hear this sentence: Don’t look for me if you make a mistake.

35. What is the homework? Is it edible?

36. On the first day of school, what you worry about is not the homework, but the reasons, right?

37. Write homework and watch TV. This is called life.

38. My mother always pretends not to see me when I am doing my homework. When I finish, she says: I haven’t done my homework yet.

39. My wish for the beginning of school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter.

40. School has started, and I am busy making up homework in the first class in the morning.

41. You are so calm when you haven’t touched the homework yet.

42. Be careful if I do it to you! Shameless homework.

43. Children would be happy if homework could be copied and pasted.

44. Look again and again and again. If you have finished your homework, why don’t you do it?

45. The phone bill is gone, the data is gone, the text messages are gone, the winter vacation is gone, but there is still homework.

46. We come to school early every day, ostensibly because we love to study, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework.

47. The most shameless person I have ever met is Summer Homework. I even told him that I didn’t like him and he still kept pestering me.

48. Mr. Zuozuo, shall we break up? I don't love you, you know? Is it interesting that you are still pestering me every day?

49. Homework, I’m not familiar with you, so don’t try to get close to me, just go and have fun.

50. I looked at my homework for a minute, and then my phone got jealous, and then I coaxed my phone for an hour.

51. Long live the children who didn’t finish their summer homework.

52. Going to school is a life of writing homework until one or two in the morning before going to bed, and getting up at 4 or 5 in the morning to memorize vocabulary and ancient poems.

53. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

54. Teacher, you are too polite, giving me so much homework during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Really.

55. Homework is a breathing pain. It lives in everyone’s mind. My head hurts when I translate ancient texts, it hurts when I can’t answer the questions, and it hurts even when I read a book.

56. You didn’t write anything for your summer vacation homework! My child, you are calm enough.

57. Teacher, I have to visit the graves of my ancestors on Qingming Festival. What do you mean by giving me so many homework? If your ancestors get angry, can you bear it?