40 unacceptable sentences about eating durian

An unacceptable sentence about eating durian 1. Every time I eat something with durian flavor, I feel sorry for the people next to me.

2. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

3. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening.

4. Hiding in the corner to eat durian was found by a dead dog.

I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn't eat it.

6. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

7. Eat stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

8. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I only had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I always want to vomit, which makes me very uncomfortable.

9. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

10. I made an old Cantonese dessert jiaozi cake, with salted egg yolk and durian, and the taste was delicate! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

1 1. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.

12. I ate durian early in the morning. These rooms are full of flavor.

13. It's good to live like a durian. Not everyone needs to like it, but everyone who likes it is very good.

14. Anyone who dares to eat durian on the bus can only be thick-skinned.

15. Watching cartoons, eating durian cakes and even burping are durian. Today is also the day to eat ice cream.

16. But I started eating again. It's so sweet and delicious.

17. A person who never eats durian wants to try durian today. Bless me.

18. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!

19. I don't want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.

20. I haven't seen durian for a long time and miss it very much. It's time to eat durian again.

The second sentence about eating durian is unacceptable 2 1. I was a durian in my last life.

22. Silly meow loves durian pizza. It's really wronged that you and I are crowded in this rental house in Shenzhen.

23. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

24. Whenever two people start eating durian, it is when I hide in my room and sleep.

At the age of 25.90, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

26. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I solve your worries? Only food.

27. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.

28. Eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

29. Women are fickle. Yesterday they liked durian, but today they like jackfruit.

30. secretly eating durian with watermelon to reduce fire seems to say that you can't eat it, embarrassed.

3 1. I think our exam would be much easier if Newton sat under the durian tree.

32. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi fruit. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.

I accept this idea. After all, I like durian very much

34. It will be fun to eat durian, and it is rare to have a holiday tomorrow weekend.

35. How pitiful it is not to eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them when you go to the supermarket. Similarly, mango and pineapple hide in the corner to eat durian or are found by dead dogs.

36. My two dog also loves durian. Every time he leaves one on the core, he is responsible for licking it clean.

37. Today's lesson is, never eat durian cookies outside, or even open the outer packaging.

38. I have never experienced eating durian to vomiting in Thailand, and it is common to eat a few large pieces after meals. If you feel overwhelmed in life, follow your feelings when you eat this little thing.

39. I heard that durian kernel is ripe and can be eaten. It tastes like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen turned into a toilet in an instant!

40. The taste of frozen durian is so surprising, which is the gospel of people who love durian.

Eat durian, humorous friends, talk about collecting 40 sentences.

On the feelings of friends who eat durian humor (I) 1. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

Whether you like durian or not, please be a durian, don't please everyone, be yourself.

3. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Does anyone like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?

4. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

5. Made an old Cantonese dessert, jiaozi cake, with salted egg yolk and durian, and the taste was delicate! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

6. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squinting your eyes is delicious!

7. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

8. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

9. I ate durian and thought it was mine.

10. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough, but he likes durian.

1 1. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

12. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack and peels off the skin, and a bad smell passes to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

13. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.

14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.

15. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and my roommate Taitung brought back shrimp slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.

16. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

17. Durian tastes delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

18. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

19. I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed, floss and Beckham. As long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, fried bananas are really delicious.

20. If I had sat under the durian tree, my job would not be so easy now.

Talking about the humor of friends who eat durian (part two) 2 1. Eat durian and strawberry after getting up. Life during the holiday is really good!

22. This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

23. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

24. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

25. I ate two pieces of durian and felt guilty for an hour to make up for it.

26. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

27. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

28. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

29. If I can cross, I must eat a durian in front of Newton's house.

30. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.

3 1. I ate seven or eight kilograms of durian at a time. The whole person is refreshed.

32. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the taste of hiccups is ... magic.

33. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.

34. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

35. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.

Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

37. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart. It's annoying ~

38. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I only had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I always want to vomit, which makes me very uncomfortable.

39. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~

40. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.

There are forty sentences about eating durian to get better.

A word about eating durian will make you feel better-1. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really only a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

2. Before I said that I like durian, my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!

What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning? It's Versailles

I'm addicted to durian recently, and I don't want to stop eating strawberries.

There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Night Cover.

I want to eat durian, so I will buy an ice cream to make up for my lonely mouth.

7. Eat durian and strawberry when you get up. Holiday life is really good!

8. Open the shell of durian, and you can see Huang Chengcheng, golden flesh. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!

9. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I'm not happy to have durian, but someone cares and is very attentive to me.

10. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

1 1. There is no trouble that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

12. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

13. Whoever buys you durian must be the one who loves you the most.

14. It is said that people who buy durian for you love you the most, because ... "Durian" is your whole, and "Lotus" is your whole.

15. On hearing durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.

16. You can refrain from eating durian.

17. I ate more than 100 pieces of durian, and now my throat is very messy.

18. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!

19. I didn't resist eating durian white after exercise. Don't say how this durian tastes so bad! I haven't eaten any cooked durian recently!

I don't want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.

The second sentence about eating durian will make you feel better 2 1. There is no trouble in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece.

22. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.

23. I ate KFC one day and a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.

24. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

25. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

26. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients and unique in flavor, and has the reputation of being the king of fruits.

27. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

28. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

29. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.

30.30.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?

3 1. She likes everything about cheese, everything about durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.

32. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian jiaozi, which are all durian products anyway.

33. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

34. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

35. People who like durian never hide it. People who always like durian, people who don't like it, are not artificial, and they hate it when they smell it.

36. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the joy of biting mangosteen into your mouth, the joy of eating durian, the joy of buying cheesecake, the sweet little happiness of just seeing the sunset at dusk, the wonderful snow you want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. Many little nephews and nieces came back with delicious soup made by their mother, which smelled like holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!

37. Women are fickle. Yesterday they liked durian, but today they like jackfruit.

38. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

39. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!

40. Durian is smelly, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will be directly integrated into your heart, making your heart sweet.

Forty humorous sentences describing the satisfaction of eating durian

Humorous sentences 1. After all, to grow up alone, you have to learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.

2. Those who love durian even love pizza.

3. I like eating durian jiaozi too much, and I feel better than black sesame.

This taste is simply too high.

Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

6. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

8. I will go to Thailand this year to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

9. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

10. Help ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is all dry? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.

1 1. Today's happiness comes from half a meter of bread and strong durian flavor.

12. Today's news often knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

13. Is it true that people who love coriander prefer durian?

14. It's time to eat durian again. Take your time.

15. I really want to eat durian, durian pizza, durian cake and durian layer. It's hard to see the refrigerator getting empty.

16. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.

17. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!

18. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness is that I want to eat durian, so you can buy it for me ~ if one piece doesn't work, then one piece.

19. I love durian so much that I felt like Elvis Presley in my last life.

20. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~

Humorous sentence 2 describes eating durian as satisfying. 2 1. Eating durian was rejected by her husband. Tell me how a beautiful girl, wretched, likes something.

22. She likes everything about cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.

23. A person who never eats durian wants to try durian today. Bless me.

24. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening.

25. A few days ago, a person ate a durian and then got angry.

26. I saved my card in Maoshanwang for more than two years, and spent more than half of it tonight, for fear that the store would close. It's the first time to eat durian Melaleuca cake, and it tastes good.

27. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

28. Today's lesson is, never eat durian cookies outside, or even open the outer packaging.

29. I really like desserts. Every bite is great, which means I like durian, but it's delicious.

30. It's true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.

3 1. I have all kinds of bad feelings after eating durian early in the morning.

32. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.

I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

34. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

35. I was a durian in my last life.

36. After a long time, I made a new discovery. As long as it is durian, the pulp is absolutely no more than five petals, and it is also rich in vitamins and various trace elements indispensable to the human body.

37. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

After eating two pieces of durian, I felt guilty and exercised for an hour to make up for it.

39. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.

40. The New Year's call is over. Children who like durian will eat your father together in the future.