Tell me about that basketball player.

1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy. 2, a temporary impulse, the crisis of future generations!

I know you like wearing a white shirt, you like playing guitar, you like playing basketball, and you like excellent girls, but you don't know what I like.

4, my male god sings well, plays basketball, studies well, has elegant temperament and handsome sunshine, but he doesn't love me.

5. Who says girls can't play LoL, biochemical battlefield, basketball, all night, Internet cafes, ktv and bars? I can

6. Men who work hard are not the most handsome, nor are men who play basketball. Men who love themselves are the most handsome.

7. I made a coquettish wink with ten thousand lies and shot at you. You notice that in a pool of blood, your scarred body is covered with Cupid's bullets.

8. I can play games with you, basketball, billiards, racing, walking in rainy days, being scolded and punished, knitting scarves for you in winter, warming your hands, and giving you a big surprise on your birthday.

9. Setting up a stall is called destroying the city; They smashed stalls and called for city improvement; He hit you and called for law enforcement; They beat you, called joint law enforcement; When running, I am afraid of sin and abscond; If you don't run, it's called obstructing official duties; Your resistance is called resistance to the law; Your resistance is called violent resistance to the law; They killed you, called in to besiege law enforcement officers and caused a heart attack; Your defense is intentional homicide; Your grievance is called social instability, and your petition is called mental illness. All this is called harmony.

10, ladies who love playing basketball, Hui Hui!

1 1. Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you won't know that it's useless to push yourself.

12, every time I go to the basketball court with my girlfriend, my girlfriend goes to see her play with the male god, right! I'll guard the door outside. ...

13, if the relationship is long, staring at each other is also a romantic thing.

14, my basketball level is not high, but when I pick up the basketball and stand on the basketball court, I can really forget all my troubles.

15, I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake.

16, Kobe said that I can let go of money, basketball and even dignity, but I will never let go of my family.

17, goodbye, it's no longer me who handed you water under the basketball court.

18, please give as many eggs as possible, not flowers, because eggs can be eaten and flowers can only be seen. ......

19. Later, I fell in love with boys who love playing basketball, sports and have a warm smile.

He promised me that he would never play basketball again, saying that he was afraid that he would not have time to accompany me. I thought I was happy. But today he went to play basketball again. He said it was boring at home, and I laughed. ]

2 1, others are worried about how to make money, but I am worried about how to spend it: how can I spend 200 yuan until the tenth day of next month?

22. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

When I was a child, I played basketball as a football.

He knows that we will be two months today, but he and his brother played basketball all afternoon after school. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I don't think we can go on.

25. After years of marriage, I slept until midnight. Husband suddenly turned and hugged his wife and said, wife: this life is too short. My wife woke up and listened to her husband's words, and she was moved to tears. My husband went on to say: I can't fucking cover my feet.

26. Do you like boys who like playing games or boys who like playing basketball?

27. He likes playing basketball. He likes blue. He likes watching cartoons. He can also fold a four-leaf clover. He will also work hard. He will be very sweet, too. He studies very well. This is Karry.

28. Someone posted a question: Do girls think playing basketball is more handsome than playing badminton? Someone replied: mainly depends on the face. Handsome shuttlecock is handsome, and ugly shuttlecock is ugly when playing golf.

29. I told my friend that I would open a two-yuan supermarket in the future to monopolize happiness.

30, basketball, girls believe that men must know a sport!