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Ill Liu, let's talk.

one

In the middle of the night, I had to get up to catch the train. I'm going crazy. I will not go to this place next year.

two

I'm going crazy. I'm going to ring the bell at Hanshan Temple tomorrow.

What stupid luck?

No one can scold, only myself.

Sand sculpture! ! ! ! ! !

three

It's really hot today

I'm going crazy without summer vacation. I'm going to order the school to give me a summer vacation immediately. I want to blow air conditioning, eat watermelon, wear shorts and a skirt.

It's so hot to wear long pants every day. I can't take it anymore.

It's really too much to start school late on holiday.

four

I'm going crazy! ! Oh, my God! ! I don't know why I went to Shanghai this time, and the video time taken with Black Card 6 was chaotic! The wild horses in my tower are watching one by one in a lot of videos, looking for the time sequence. They're going to explode! ! What's going on Black card 6 tomorrow

Unpacking experience, the flag has been set, because there is still a new video to shoot tomorrow. If I don't release the video, I will be crushed by the content. The desire to survive makes me efficient! !

five

I remember I signed in yesterday, but why did I sign out today? It is 47 1 day. I bought a membership card for a year, why didn't I get a replacement card? I'm going crazy. What should I do, cranes?

six

I love Liu Haoran so much! I'm going crazy! I liked Professor Do Min Joon very much last time!

seven

I'm going crazy. It's sad that I'm still in class on such a hot day.

eight

I've seen a lot of buybacks in Fantasy Moon City, and I'm going crazy. I really want to see it. Did you see them describe you? Cold and silent, standing quietly? ,? Are you so surprised, so confident and so happy? Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. . period

Keep it at 7. 20

nine

I'm going crazy. I found the wrong supplementary document. I want to rewrite a dozen copies! ! ! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. Kill me.

ten

I finally slept in, and the goods kept moving in my stomach, moving left and right, and moved and stopped in the early morning. Now, I thought I was hungry and ran to eat a bag of walnuts, but I was still moving and I couldn't sleep. What should I do?

mental disorder

eleven

I'm going crazy. I haven't finished writing it yet.

Architectural history, kill him and then kill me, please.

twelve

I'm going crazy. I don't know where the mentally retarded song is playing across the street, but it's spread to the building opposite me, more than ten floors, very clear, and I can hear the lyrics clearly. I'm going crazy.

thirteen

What exactly is this cost book? 357 pages of technology and measurement are fatal. How to remember? The municipal government has 439 pages. I'm going crazy.

fourteen

fifteen

I'm going crazy. The company played a song and cycled it for 98k three times.

My mind is full of eyes staring at each other

sixteen

I'm going crazy.

Before going to bed last night, I turned on my computer and prepared to make a material to soothe my soul.

You came out of the shower with a hammer and saw that the computer was not turned off, so you slammed it on.

When I looked at the computer status this morning, my eyes went black.

seventeen

You show me something! ! ! ! Hurry up! ! ! ! Give me some time to appreciate the first eight seconds of white chess! ! ! I'm going crazy! ! ! ! ! ! I was so handsome that I lost my mind! ! ! ! ! ! Why does he like stretching so much?

Tongue licking lips! !

eighteen

? How precious is the pursuit of youth? Don't waste it while it's still light. And then what? Uh, are you crazy? Too many people tell lies and live a false life? I can sing these two sentences in my heart (and they are exactly the same as the original). I'm going crazy.

nineteen

I had a nightmare. I woke up at six o'clock, afraid to sleep, and sleepy. I had a nervous breakdown from 6: 00 to 8: 30, and I felt something ringing quietly. Headache, poor mental state, nausea. I think I'm going crazy.

twenty

Can you stop sending me old photos of my foreign brother? I'm going crazy. I can't cover the fan filter. Give you a big mouth!

twenty-one

When I woke up in the morning, my mind was full of pictures of the professor drawing a knife, saying that I was going crazy. Husband pig said Argentina lost, and it was not on a channel at all.

Twenty Two

My dear father collapsed with his baby, complaining that it took an hour and a half to get dressed, and the child took it off himself. I'm going crazy!

twenty-three

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twenty-four

I'm going crazy. I was dreaming all night. Everything is incoherent. I still remember it. All for him!

twenty-five

Wow, I'm going crazy. Why do I like a boy who plays games so much? He is handsome, cute, cute and gentle.

twenty-six

I'm going crazy. I've had acne on my face for half a month, and it still hurts! ! I've never had so many pimples on my face. I never thought I would be here today.

twenty-seven

Maybe the World Cup can cure colds. Why do you always want to sleep during the day and feel so energetic at night? I'm going crazy. I'm not really not preparing for the exam, am I? What is the devil in my heart thinking?

28

what can I say? Argentina may lose. Pity me, Macy. My teammate is a sinkhole. Now I just want to hit the bald gourd ladle in the third gun. I was on pins and needles from the beginning of the game. Md, I'm going crazy. The Argentine goalkeeper will play soy sauce.

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Twenty-nine

I really wonder why I got up to look at the quilt in the second half. The second goal was scored, and my heart collapsed. The third goal scored in md, and I'm going crazy.

thirty

Sorry, roommate. Sorry, roommate.

I really cried in the dormitory.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, this is our magic flute, our modric! ! !

Our captain's long shot. I'm going crazy. The storm is spinning.

Thirty-one

I can only sleep six hours a day. I'm going crazy! ! ! Energetic and want to cry ! In the future, which community wants me to work night shift as a security guard, as long as I can spend this long night in bed, I will be free.

Thirty two

I think I'm going crazy. Turn off the lights, mosquitoes will buzz. Turn on the light. I can't find it. I won't believe it. I won't sleep until I kill you tonight.

thirty-three

Ah! ! I'm going crazy! I can't watch it at first! ! I feel your pressure through the screen. . It really hurts. .

Thirty four

I'm going crazy. The religion teacher doesn't seem to let me copy papers.

But I don't believe what I wrote.

After all, the Middle Ages

It doesn't matter in any class.

Thirty-five

I'm going crazy. What freedom is there? It is impossible to be free in this life. I'll always be tortured, okay?

Thirty-six years old

I think I'm going crazy. I haven't eaten for two days, and I've been running around the cinemas near my home. I found time to watch all nine programs. After being encircled by Lei Jiayin, all I can think about is the pictures in the movie, the background music and the theme song. And then because of this movie,

I feel endless sadness because I can't get enough of it. I want to continue painting movies tomorrow, and the cinemas nearby are showing the day after tomorrow, so I have the idea of taking a taxi for more than 20 kilometers the day after tomorrow to see movies. I like it in every way.

Thirty seven

I think I'm going crazy. It has been broadcasting 100 1 these days. Go to Amway when you see your classmates, and everyone around you will not let go.

Classmate: A movie?

Me: Not a TV series. Super good. You must see it.

Classmate: A girl who likes Reba so much. Honestly, did you bend?

Me:

I went out to buy drinks. I bought a hot sprite.

Classmate: How much is this?

Me: 5 yuan.

Classmate: Is it different from other elves?

Me: Reba endorsed it.

Classmate: You are crazy.

Me:

Thirty eight

I can't find anything when I use it. I'm going crazy, obsessive-compulsive disorder

39 years old

I'm going crazy. The dormitory is not dirty. Cockroaches get bigger after stepping on one or two. I only get up in the middle of the night to get something, just two or three unknown insects are squeaking at me.

forty

It's crazy to ruin my childhood and still play like this. Although the fantasy is beautiful and looks sweet, it still can't change the slag attribute of Shen Lang, and it doesn't support official collocation. It just looks fun, unless Shen Lang really has such infatuation and singleness here, but

But this is just a fantasy, so he still doesn't deserve Feifei, and Feifei can be very good alone.