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1. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

2. The whole school stopped water for two days. The next day, I found that there were not many girls in my class.

Give me a boat full of women, and I can kill myself!

All my goldfish have died since I was with you. It says you smell like a cat.

5, your daughter-in-law, was not shy before, this is called love.

6, put a mobile phone in front of the bed, suspected to be afraid of no electricity, look up at the information, bow down to write love poems!

7. I want to sleep in class, sleep and eat, and eat and read. Alas, I'm worried about you!

8. Those who score higher than me are not necessarily bullies, but those who score lower than me are scum!

9. I am possessive. Don't touch my things, or I'll beat you up.

10, what is unity? Is to let go together when the whole class tug of war! Damn it, this is unity! !

1 1. If I have a second chance, I will do my best to protect your original beauty.

12, when I looked at you stupidly, did you look at me stupidly?

13, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains are left! What are you still wearing?

14, the schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't learn too much from the masses.

15, I fell in love with you, hugged you, touched you in a mess, and pulled you for a lifetime. Is love deep enough?

16, Grandpa Mao said that people who don't want to get married are hooligans.

17, I didn't like you for the first time, but the more I saw you, the less I liked you.

18, small tuition fee, junior high school fee, senior high school fee and university fee.

19, it is said that the tears you shed are water in your head.

20, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, walking on the road, suddenly looking back, looking around, countless aunts.

2 1, I don't show off all subjects in the monthly exam, but I really think I teach well.

22, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

23. Excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

24. Every time I clean the school, the teacher will say: The school is your home, but you are late. The teacher will say: Why is the school your home, but you are always late!

25. I am simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

26, care too much about a person, emotions are often controlled, and the rest is only heartache.

27. Be your enemy's wife in your next life and spend all his money to get back at him.

28. I haven't been cheap for a long time, bitch. I heard that you have practiced the integration of men and women?

29. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

30. Actually, confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right not to speak.

32. Is there a moment when you feel bad about my persistence?

In the familiar crowd, I can only turn a blind eye to you, but in my heart, you are the whole field of vision, you are my biggest secret, and I can't share the ups and downs with others.

34. If one day you get old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

35. Comparing the anti-freezing ability of people in the north and south, it can be summarized as follows: people in the south have high anti-freezing digital attributes, while people in the north have high anti-freezing equipment.

36. Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful to be loved.

37. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and it collapses more than anxiety.

38. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

39. The secret of telling male compatriots not to wash dishes is that every time your wife asks you to wash dishes, she deliberately breaks the bowl, which makes her feel bad and won't let you wash dishes. This is my experience on the washboard!

40. Every time your signature is changed, I will ponder it many times, although I know you are not talking about me.

4 1, Xianhui, as the name implies, is nothing at home!

42. Girls like boys who are a little serious, but this kind of carelessness does not delay seriousness.

43. What is courage, crying for you to love me? Or smile and watch you leave?

44. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

I remember it was a cold winter. I don't want to get up for school in the morning, and then ask my dormitory classmates to help me ask for leave. The next day, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the school!

46. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called pig encouragement beans.

47. No matter in the unknown horizon or in the corner of the sea, I hope that one day when I am too old to lose my teeth, it is you who will accompany me to watch the sunset hand in hand and see the clouds rolling.

48. I have grown hair and troubles. Don't think an old woman is not a monk just because she has long hair. In fact, I have been thinking about the teacher in the arms of Taoist priests.

49. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

5 1, you should learn from others. Call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

52. Are you pure? Then there is no sewer in the world, and it becomes Telunsu.

53. Chinese at least increases literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics makes you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is going to ruin your life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

54. My predecessor got married again today. I wish him today every year and today every year.

My wife was arrested for using counterfeit money, which is all my fault. In order to show my retouching skills, I watermarked all my money at home.

People say that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

57. The next time a man scolds you for having thick legs, you should answer him back, but your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

58. Every minute is clear and precious. Only you can give me this feeling. No matter how tired my heart is and how far my dream is, it doesn't matter as long as you are with me!

59. Son, stop being depressed. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath!

60. I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, and I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. When I took the math exam, I found myself an alien.

6 1, yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

62. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

63. Girls say that I am a good person and love has not brought me; Girls say he is not good, scrambling to love him; Nowadays, girls are really strange, saying that he is not good is love; Do you find it strange? Should I learn badly?

64. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

65. Last year, even monks traded in stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.

You should stop losing weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

67. When we have money. I want to buy two lollipops. Look, I'll eat one and I'll show you one.

68. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not find me. It's no use. A cool woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is.

What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who's disgusting.

70. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

7 1. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

72, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

73. In the face of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

74. The judge asked: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

75. Why are you smiling at me? Why do you make me happy? Why are you protecting me? Do you know my heart has been taken away by you? Do you know that you are a bad person?

How can you say you are crazy? If you have a brain, too.

77. In today's era of reversal, men play with beautiful women and handsome, rich and poor, and don't play with innocence and pervert.

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1, the sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

2. I was also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

It is one thing to wake up, but it is another to get up.

Looking back, that man is already the father of the child.

5. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

If I hadn't convinced myself, I would have turned against the world.

7, a lot of things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.

8. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

9, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.

10, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

1 1. Heroes don't mention their courage in those days, but stand up for their brothers in this life.

12, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

13, without a strong owner, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

14, too many words can't be found in my heart. Forgive me for being speechless.

15, I am not too stupid, but too credulous.

16, the world today is either forbearing or cruel.

17, it is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are all the injured people me?

18, planting grass doesn't make people lie down. It's better to plant cactus instead!

19, if you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off, you will flash your waist.

20. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

2 1, I'm young and I won't embarrass you.

22. I lose weight every day except when I eat, and you also say that I have no perseverance.

23. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

24. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

25. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

26. There is a kind of happiness called vacation, and there is a kind of perseverance called study.

27, buddy psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

28. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

29, China holiday principle, forever.

I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be a farce.

3 1, don't say you are from China as soon as you meet a foreign language exam.

32. Losing me is not painful.

33. I can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

34. If you think I am unhappy, you can turn a blind eye. After all, dogs despise people!

35. Recently, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Jiro as your master.

36. You have the heart to lose weight, but you have a mouth to eat.

37. You are in my aunt's heart, not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

38. Someone will teach you a lesson and let you know who you are.

39. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife, and the sky said stop it.

40. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

4 1, the quieter the tree, the more I love it, and he is not there.

42. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

43. Your life is like TIC-tac-toe, both horizontal and vertical.

44. Life doesn't care about the length, just want to live wonderfully, eat up and be healthy!

45. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it is homework over and over again.

Please allow me to calm down and bury the past with silence.

47. Give a suggestion to the TV station next time. It is forbidden to interrupt the TV series during the advertisement.

48. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.

49. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

50. Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.

5 1. Once you were my world, now you are replaced by all directions.

52. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

53. I wish I could block the news of Tencent, at least it won't make me happy.

54. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

56. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

57. After a threesome, I get wet! Confucius was the earliest animal!

58. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

59, don't play cool with my sister, my sister is MINUS ten degrees!

60. Give you two choices. Do you like me or me? .

6 1, the society is different, but I am not your object.

62. The so-called chess saint is the picture of mistress and the real challenge, which is very harmonious.

63. Tanabata has finally passed, and my brother can finally get up. Single men can't afford to get hurt!

I want to be a little monster, because Altman can't beat me.

65, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!

66. I finally know why you are suddenly patriotic, because you love festivals instead of countries.

67. The most painful thing when swearing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.

68. The teacher said that the class is our home, so I want to tell the teacher that you are not welcome in our home.

69. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

70. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

7 1, the reason why I smoke is very simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

72. When I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

73. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

74. The clearest sentence in CET-4 listening today: Now, please ask the invigilator to take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

75. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

76. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance!

77. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

78. As long as you take a half step towards me, I can't wait to run to you for the remaining 99 and a half steps.

79. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

80. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not at all; There is a multiple-choice question that looks right; There is a writing topic called "I want to cry when I write".

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1, if you get married, I think you should marry a fairy because she is clean and can change money.

Since you have left, why did you appear in front of me again? Aren't you stimulating me? woman

3. Depressed life eliminates people who can't meet expectations. Live fish go upstream and dead fish go downstream.

4, good life is short, life is not cheap, you are a short-lived guy.

5. My qq level is not high. I don't have any QQ coins or any photos. What's the use of hackers stealing?

6. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

7. I chased it with Cupid's arrow, and you flew away wearing a bulletproof vest.

8, barefoot on the beach, how can you still forget the feeling of heartache?

9. No matter how heavy the rain is, it will eventually stop; If you stab someone, you will scab, too.

10, I have learned a lot since I fell in love with you. Smoking and drinking are just to paralyze my love for you.

1 1. How can I sleep in this empty life full of deception?

12, I believe that the earth is round, so those missed things will definitely come back.

13, there is never happiness in the world, only entertainment objects.

14, if you are willing to pay your love, then I am willing to return your happiness for life.

15, since I gave you my heart, you kept it and didn't want to give it back to me.

16, rock, paper and scissors. If you lose, you have to commit yourself to the other side.

17. People nowadays are liars. Beef noodles are not beef, but pork, which is very small and extremely expensive.

18, salary is like a period, once a month, and it ends in a week or so.

19, God is fair, because everyone is not so perfect.

20. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

2 1, look up at people from a low place, and you can't blame others for looking down on you.

22. It is said that the Monkey King is driving a somersault cloud, then God is driving a floating cloud.

23. The shadow is on the left and the soul is on the right. They run counter to each other, but they can't escape the bondage of their bodies.

24. What is love? Love is when you break my heart, and then I will heal it slowly.

25. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you didn't get it before, but now you don't want it.

26. Do you insist on doing it even if you are wrong because you are unwilling?

27. Some roads still have to be taken by yourself, and some reasons will still be understood by themselves.

28. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the one you love the most.

29. Even if you finally get a hug, it's worth it.

After a long separation, I will occasionally miss the road we once walked together.

3 1, I miss not that person, but those who can't go back.

32. Are you so jealous, you thousand-year-old jealous jar?

33, lonely night, who is willing to accompany me to count the stars, low IQ can accompany me to count the moon.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

35, you hide from me with invisibility, then I will help you with online invisibility.

36. He doesn't love me, he is not serious when he speaks, and he is too focused when he is silent.

Brother Chun will live forever, but Brother Chun also needs a rest.

Don't tease me, sister-in-law will make you a legend.

39. I won't accept gifts this year. I only accept 5S apples, hehe.

40. On rainy days, I didn't bring an umbrella, so I had to get soaked.

4 1, my story is actually not that tragic, and you don't have to cry so hard.

42. Friends have their own partners. What about me? How long do I have to wait?

43. I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.

44, suddenly say sorry to yourself, sorry to make yourself so embarrassed.

People say that distance produces beauty, but I think distance produces strangeness.

Although I have no right to interfere with you, I have the right to control myself to interfere with you.

47, life is a tragedy, while continuing to shed tears.

I gave you everything, but you threw it away like garbage.

Because I'm not a horse, you don't need to kiss up.

50. Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and people who love me say charming words.

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1, I want to underestimate myself, but my weight is not allowed.

2. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

3. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives!

4. Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

5. There is a kind of person who only does two things. If you succeed, he is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

6. I enjoy flirting with men when there are no women!

7, life does not care about the length, only care about living wonderfully, eating and using up, and being healthy!

8. At most, I am a descendant of Lei Feng. Please call me Ren Lei!

9. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

10, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is bursting.

1 1, ups and downs see yourself, ups and downs see friends.

12, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

13, this guy has a good psychological quality, just like no psychological quality.

14, I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

15, whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

16, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, so it's better to plant cactus instead!

17, fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.

18, to increase learning, reduce pride, seize opportunities, and put an end to laziness.

19, forbearance or cruelty. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

20. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you downstairs.

2 1, how beautiful your lies are, enough to crush my life.

22, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

23. You all laughed at Jing M.Guo for being too short, but did he ever laugh at you for being poor?

24. The world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for not knowing.

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

26, come on, drag out to eat 250 loaves of bread, do not drink water.

27, don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only there is no result but also make pigs unhappy!

28. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.

29. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

3 1, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

32. A star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I was caught taking off everything!

33. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

34. Don't turn over your previous conversations, or you will want to strangle the silly and sentimental you before.

35. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

36. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

38, handsome is useless, but he was eaten by a chess piece in the end.

39, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

40. My biggest weakness is lack of money.

4 1, I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

42. The saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.

43. When you open your eyes and close your eyes, one third of the holiday will be over.

44. What others give is charity, and what they break through is glory.

45. My wish is to sleep until I was a child.

46. Better fight with wise men than talk to SB!

47. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

48. At noon on weeding day, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

49. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious.

50, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

5 1, only to find that the wrong way and the right way are only a few steps away.

52. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

53. Think before the exam and find yourself hiding your strength during the exam.

54. Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

55. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

56. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

57. Stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.

58. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

59. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

60. After many years, Little Loli became Sister-in-law Xianglin.

6 1, say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

62. I keep looking down when I see others pretending to be B. It's not that I'm low-key, it's that I'm looking for bricks.

Looking back, that man is the father of the child.

64. It's not that I don't laugh, but I lose my powder when I laugh!

65. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

66. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself 250. No matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

67. I really want to sleep, play, eat, laugh and cry.

68. A woman is actually an extremely dangerous animal. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color.

69. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

70. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, and the past is the threshold.

7 1. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

72. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

73, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

74. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but it is actually made up.

75. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

76. I tried to turn gracefully, but I bumped into a wall.

77. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't buckle it!

78. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

79. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

80. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

8 1, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

82. Life is too short to be sexy.

83. Some things don't need to be wrangling. They are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

84. Admit your mistakes and never change.

85. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

86. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. Starting today, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

87. Take someone else's car and go your own way.

I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

My youth owes me10 million, and I won't let it go until I pay it off.

90. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

9 1, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

92. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

93. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

94. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

95. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

96. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

97. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

98. If the relationship lasts for a long time, how long will you stay married?

99, don't be too ostentatious, flowers are naturally fragrant.

100, grandpa is from grandson.