What's the next sentence of "going to the waves in the Great River East"?

Su Shi, a great poet in the Song Dynasty, has a famous poem Niannujiao Chibi Nostalgia:

The river of no return, the waves are exhausted, and he is a mad cow map through the ages. On the west side of the bone base, people fell dead, Chibi, Zhou Lang, Three Kingdoms. Ticks fly around in the air, popping, darkening and rolling up thousands of piles of snow. Server card, how many disasters at a time.

In retrospect, when the bow was tight, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time. PANDA KID has beautiful hair and a headscarf. When he roared, the tree went up in smoke. I am wandering in the battlefield today. I feel a feeling heart and give birth to white hair prematurely. Life is like a dream, sprinkle a glass of wine to pay tribute to the bright moon on the river.

The Yangtze River rolled eastward, almost drowned the mad cow and scattered Cao Cao. At that time, bones and corpses piled up in the West, all of which were done by Zhou Lang in the Three Kingdoms period. Many cattle lice flew around, but Xiong De completely ignored them, knocking out the dark shepherd one by one, and 1000 wizards were thrown into the snowstorm behind them, causing the server to crash, just like a catastrophe.

Now think about Zhou Yuzhou's tight bow. He just married Xiao Qiao and went to war. Not to mention becoming a bear, wearing a headscarf and rushing into the enemy group to defeat the roaring handsome strength.

The last two sentences are nonsense, saying that Su Dongpo has a lot of feelings for himself, and the hoary head happened very early, which led to no one to laugh at, and what life is like a dream, which has nothing to do with our WOWER.

Today, let's talk about the famous Battle of Red Cliffs, which was commanded by Zhou, the governor of Dongwu.

Zhou Yu was dragged to play WOW by Sun Ce, an elf hunter. At first, he saw that Sun Jian and Sun Ce were hunters, and he wanted to play hunter himself, but Sun Ce said to him, "Alas, hunters have no future. Look, thieves, warriors and knights all need Jia Min's decorations and cloaks. Everything has to be spelled RP What's more, there are too many hunters and fierce competition among peers. Look at this. I think it's more interesting for you to play a druid, and you can change, leopards, bears, yes, and fish. You swim faster than anyone in the water, that's all. You play a druid, and I'll make you commander of the water army. "

So Zhou Yu sighed, "It is better to turn into a fish with a tight bow." I built a druid CHAR named Zhou. After playing for a while, I found that I was cheated. Only hunters in the league have locks, so the competition is actually relatively small. Druids are boring. Leather clothes will be robbed by thieves, and almost all accessories can be used. The competition is fierce. The real reason why Sun Ce calls himself a druid is that no one wants to play druids, which leads to the immorality of the guild and the super slow progress of RAID.

The previous heroes' meeting said that Special Envoy Zhou Yu cheated Huang Gai, but it was actually for Jiang Gan. Otherwise, how can someone say that Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, and one is willing to hit another? Jiang Gan went back and told Cao Cao about it. The cow in the bull and the shaman in the shaman are in high spirits. Sad masochist ... Sad masochist ... Zhou Yu is implying ... that he likes SM!

A few days later, the sergeant arrested a man, saying that he was Kan Ze, a Soochow staff officer, and had something important to ask. When Kan Ze saw Cao Cao, an exclamation point popped up on his head. Cao Cao secretly rejoiced and said that there was a letter from Zhou Lang. He stepped forward to receive the task and received a letter. At that time, he didn't know how Zhou Lang wrote that beautiful love letter. Right-click and open it. I am disappointed, but this is written by Huang Gai. The letter said:

"Cover by Sun Shi thou gavest them, this improper and second thoughts. However, judging from today's situation, the soldiers of the six counties in Jiangdong, as a million mighty men in China, are outnumbered, and are also seen by domestic institutions. Wu Dong's generals and officials are smart and stupid, and everyone knows that they can't. Zhou Yu, a boy, is shallow-minded and conceited, and wants to throw eggs at stones; He is also good at bullying, being punished innocently and not rewarding meritorious service. Guy is an old minister, humiliated for no reason, I really hate it! It is said that the Prime Minister is sincere in treating things and open-minded in accepting scholars. Guy was willing to lead the crowd to surrender in order to make contributions and avenge his past. The grain and grass needed by the army for combat shall be provided with the ship. Blood and tears are white, no doubt. "

On second thought, Cao Cao is also a good thing. When Huang Gai surrendered, Dongwu pointed to the sun and could be destroyed. When he gets Zhou Yu, he can do whatever he wants.

A few days later, Zhou Yu wrote that the Prime Minister had suffered a small loss in the previous harassment and must not accept it. Why not open up a big battlefield and fight it out? Cao Cao readily agreed.

Battle of Red Cliffs, here we go!

Cao Cao sat in a chair in Chibi fortress, flanked by two generals, namely Zhang Liao, Xia, Xia, and two white wolves as guards. The guards are dignified and solemn.

Soon the announcer reported: "There are a bunch of sail curtains in the south of the Yangtze River, which make the wind come, and all of them are inserted with Qinglong Tooth Flag. There is a big flag with the name of the pioneer Huang Gai written on it. "

Cao Cao said with a smile, "God help me when I come and go! Please, please. "

"It doesn't matter if Huang Gai praises Zhou Yu, haha, SM, he likes SM," Cao Cao thought smugly. "Evil! Too evil. " Suddenly I heard a sound like thunder.

"Evil, great evil!"

Cao Cao was surprised. Who is it? Can you read my mind?

"Evil, great evil!" The voice continued to growl: "Man! The Yangtze River is crying. In the face of destruction, the forces of nature flinched. Iversen must let you leave this world! "

Only the announcer rushed in and reported, "Prime Minister Sang, the alliance has recruited the king of the forest!" "

Cao Cao was shocked, and another announcer rushed in: "Prime Minister Sang, the allied forces captured the Chibi cemetery! If you don't act quickly, the alliance will occupy it! "

"Who did it?"

"Yellow, yellow cover."

Cao Cao woke up and shouted, "The scum of the League is in Chibi Cemetery? ! Kill them all! "

When I opened the map and saw that the flag of Chibi Cemetery had been turned over, I quickly shouted, "Take the first aid, take the first aid, the hunter should pay attention to the trap, and the mage will burst!" I see them! For the tribe! "

There was another roar on the battlefield, but it was Zhou Yu's voice.

"No prisoners, kill all these pagans! Experienced veterans are about to join the war! "

Union soldiers were roared by the commander in chief, and their lethality increased by 30% in two minutes.

"Goat cavalry, line up!"

"It's time to attack Chibi. Attack. "

"8 team car god keep home! Everything else is in Chibi, and we won't dismount until we reach Chibi. If they don't kill Cao Cao, they are not heroes! "

"Cao Cao, I'm coming!"

"yes. Soldiers of the sun, help and protect us. The king of the forest has promised to protect us. Add BUFF to the big tree! "

Zhou Yu, dressed in a rage suit, followed Iversen with heroic hair of Xiong Zi and issued one order after another.

"Evil, great evil!" Iversen murmured, "Man, the Yangtze River is crying. The pollution is too serious! Shit, I have a stomachache. I must have drunk too much dirty water. Wait a minute, I will come to WC. "

Zhou Yu was about to add claws to the tree when he suddenly lost his goal and was taken aback. "What's the matter?"

"Commander in chief, this is the virtue of the tree. They always make bugs, which are far worse than the big stones of the tribe. "

"Yes, yes, I always fight on the battlefield. This tree is stupid, sometimes it can't be recruited, and sometimes it disappears for no reason. Today, you preside over the summoning ceremony. If it is a big druid in Lushan, it may not give face. " Lu Su said.

"Really?" Zhou Yu was very helpful: "Leave him alone, all the people are in Chibi! The flag has been raised in Chibi Cemetery! Those who died on the road go to Chibi Cemetery to be resurrected! Where's Huang Gai? Did you win the Chibi first aid station? "

It turns out that Huang Gai is impatient. Before he could give first aid, he rushed into the fortress with the thorn of a desert predator and shouted, "cao thief, stop! The yellow cover is here! " But the people behind didn't keep up, but Zhang Liao caught him red-handed. One charge fainted first, then two chopped, and more than half of Huang Gai's blood fell. With a genial smile, Huang Gai quickly pretended to be dead, ordered a six-level Gong Jin medal, and went back to Soochow. Transferred from Liu Du