How weird can the weird roommate you have been with be?

Roommates are magical creatures, and the stories about them can’t be told for three days and three nights. Here are the details:

The first forced night owl Type, I’m going to sleep, please be quiet! You can’t sleep without me! Every night you can hear the sound of him playing games and the "crackling" sound of the keyboard. From the time I masturbated until 12 o'clock at first, then until 2 o'clock, and then all night long, the "cracking" sound could be heard throughout the dormitory. I am a night owl who sleeps late and sleeps late. I usually go to bed at two o'clock. At this time, he is getting excited and will say from time to time, "Damn it! It's shipped!" "Damn it! It's not shipped yet!" "Damn it! I have this equipment!" I want the whole earth to know. Every time I am reminded, I feel better for a while, but soon I fall back into the same trap again...

The second type has to sing even if they die, every night. He sang from the time he got off work until two o'clock in the morning, with the noise of the keyboard accompanying him and swaying to his rhythm! As long as he puts on his headphones, the whole world is his. Who do Jay Chou and JJ Lin count? He is the new "Voice of China"! well! It's a pity that I was born at the wrong time, fate creates people! No one has ever approached him to sign a record deal or anything.

The third type of love. We fall in love at work, fall in love after get off work, fall in love in bed, fall in love out of bed. We have several girlfriends a year, each with different reasons for breaking up. We always believe that we are the one we love. When it comes to falling in love, let’s talk about it! It’s not a big deal, but what does it mean to post your girlfriend’s chat history everywhere? There are eight people in the dormitory and six singles. They send his flirting records to the dormitory group every day. From time to time, he transforms into a "love expert" and analyzes with us carefully "this is how we should reply to text messages" and "what's good about this sentence." We should really open an emotional column for him and not hide his talent in flirting with girls!

The fourth category is those who quarrel with the sky, the earth, and the air. They can quarrel with anything, they are unhappy with everyone they see, and they want to scold everyone they see. When he picks up his phone and opens Honor of Kings, your "epic talking teammate" is online! The beginning is tantamount to scolding, "Why haven't you entered the game yet? It's a rubbish game. What the hell are you doing! You can't play games, what are you doing!" "Look at the characters these rookies have chosen! They don't know how to play ranked games against NM. !" "And this person who practices heroes is amazing! If you practice heroes, you can play in ranked games! "Others are tired of playing games, but their mouths are tired of playing games!" Usually after typing for three to five hours, my mouth is tired, so I stop and take a good rest, then open the headlines, click on a news item, and quickly enter the following text: "Is the editor stupid? XX belongs to XX! You still pretend to be educated in elementary school "It's not embarrassing!" "Let me tell you, it's because of these XX editors who are blind every day..." Over and over again, over and over again...

Category 5: I went to the toilet. , this toilet is mine! I don’t know why a girl takes such a long shower, but it’s even harder for me to imagine why a man can stay in the toilet for an hour! When he enters the toilet, he is challenging our bladders! There was once a roommate who couldn't bear it anymore and poured out all the Coke he just bought, just for "convenience". Every time we reminded him to hurry up, he said innocently, "Come in and use it!". But you are standing right next to me, how can I feel safe and "convenient"? Winter is even more uncomfortable. When he comes out, the whole bathroom looks like a fairyland...it's all foggy! The most direct consequence is that we have no hot water! So it was another hour of waiting for hot water...

The sixth type of me is the boss! Sorry for the bad language! But that’s the attitude! I call myself the "dorm manager", but in fact I want to take the privilege of the "dorm manager" and you bear the responsibility of the "dorm manager". Relying on the fact that he is a member of the company, he has various barbaric regulations: today it is your turn to clean, today it is your turn to wash the dishes! But when it was my turn, I immediately pretended to be aggrieved: I am playing a game! I'm too busy, please help me get it down! That's right! He is the night owl in the first article!

No one is perfect, and everyone has their own characteristics. For example, I live an irregular life and talk in my sleep, which also brings them a lot of troubles, but they all choose to forgive me. I'm very grateful. But in the end I chose to move out of this dormitory because it was really too bad! Quarrel! Got it!