Humorous sentences describing strong winds

Humorous sentences describing strong winds

Describe sentences with a strong sense of humor. People with a sense of humor are always more attractive and can enliven the atmosphere when the atmosphere is dull. Humor is a very good and rare quality. Let's look at some sentences that describe a strong sense of humor.

Humorous sentence 1 1, alas, the wind is so strong that it swishes through my ears, which is a bit like the music when a horror movie is frozen. I shivered and saw rows of willows leaning left and right with the whistling wind, as if they were busy giving gifts to pedestrians.

2. Typhoons are like the practices of the devil in mythology. In an instant, a cloud like burnt cotton wool appeared in the sky, which became dark and chaotic. The wind whistled on the mast, poles and telegraph antenna. The storm pours down like a waterfall, and the wind stirs the rain and water together, crackling like a dense bullet and hurting people like a needle in the face. This typhoon is really fierce!

3. The tree was painfully shaken by the wind and whined.

4. The windmill is spinning so fast! It's going to fly to the sky!

5. "Hoo ... hoo ..." The wind roared like a crazy lion, making a deafening sound.

6. Suddenly a strong wind blew the branches of the tree, leaving a large area of leaves rustling and dancing like autumn came early. The longer grass in the grass was blown to the ground by the wind. It is this fierce wind that proudly makes them bow down.

7. When I opened the window, the wind blew "whirring" and messed up all the curtains and hair, as if mocking me proudly: "Come and catch me! Grab me! Can't catch me! Hey! " She seems to want to make me angry. Does she know that I have a bad temper? If so, then I must not be fooled by her. She blew even harder when she saw that I was indifferent. It seems that she won't stop until she gets what she wants!

8. Gale is like a cleaner, sweeping away the dust with a magic broom and decorating the city beautifully and cleanly!

9. Balcony clothes and pants, flying blindly and aimlessly in space with a hanger, of course failed. There is no definite view of the airflow coming at them, the dust on the ground, flying around, plastic garbage bags, rising into the sky, flying sand and stones, everything dancing in front of us, it feels like the night before the arrival of the devil.

10, the wind roared like a fierce beast, and the place it passed was a mess: young trees were blown to the east and west, pedestrians could hardly hold their umbrellas, and cyclists wore several layers of clothes and helmets.

1 1, the weather is getting colder and the wind is blowing. It's cold, really cold. The trees in the mountains are ringing, and the wind is rolling branches and leaves, dancing like the devil's claws. The northeast wind is howling, the fallen leaves of hay are flying all over the sky, and the yellow dust is misty and chaotic. It is almost impossible to tell where the sky is and where the ground is.

2 1. The school paid money so quickly that my mother began to wonder if I was taking drugs.

God spread wisdom to the world, and I propped up my umbrella with wit.

3, learn to bully the sun, the model basks in the body, the local tyrant basks in the money, the goddess basks in the selfie, and Laozi basks in the sun.

I have mastered 100 ways to hurt my girlfriend, and now I am short of a girlfriend.

5. I came to Tsinghua University's classroom, went to the podium and said, Hello, fellow students! I know that some of you came in by your parents, some by relationships, and some by money. Unlike you, I'm the only one who comes in with both hands! Then the security guard came: "That's him, coming over the wall, catch him quickly."

From the first time I met your sister, I made a deal with you as a brother.

7. Some girls pretend to be cute and deliberately spell "I" as "E". I probably understand what they mean. ...

8. Learning didn't kill me, but it made me want to die.

9. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark in mcquarrie.

10, the girl secretly recorded the voice of the boy she secretly loves, and set it as an alarm in the morning, so it seems that he wakes her up personally every day, she thought happily. So a week later, she didn't like him anymore. ...

1 1. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

12, "How have you been recently?" "I am very fat recently."

13, none of the freshmen are serious, and they don't rob the seniors, just grab the food.

14, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you thought I was going to take a taxi.

15, my mother told me not to brush the space at home all day, but to go to the library more often. I thought she was right, so I went. Sure enough, brushing space in the library is much more cultural.

16, because you have a double chin, so don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. The latest anecdote about sharing pictures.

17, every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can still lose your temper with such a lovely me.

18, "What is the spirit of Lei Feng in the new era?" "Share the wifi password!"

19, I usually scold you and hit you before you know that I am both civil and military.

When I was a child, my deskmate lent me a video tape. I opened it and it said, "Teenagers under 18, please accompany your parents to watch". Then I quickly called my parents. Later, I was black and blue all week.

2 1, it's not that I want to stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

22. "How old can you accept the difference between your lover and you?" "As long as the face value passes, there will be no problem for 5,000 years."

I am relieved to see that the person you like is uglier than me.

24, brushing your teeth these days is always disgusting and retching. The doctor said to brush your teeth and don't look in the mirror.

25, the same is meat, why is it very popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

26. "Remember Xia Yuhe by Daming Lake?" Forgotten-Zhu Huan Gege is over.

27. I have been suffering from handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this stage.

28. "My wife made me a millionaire." "What did you do before?" "Billionaire."

29. Don't say that you have nothing in the future. Aren't you sick?

In the central square, a boy in a school uniform confessed to his girl. After the girl accepted it shyly, he kissed her excitedly. At this time, an uncle glasses booed in the crowd: "Say your name and let everyone witness your love for you!" " The boy shouted, "I will always love XXX!" " "Uncle glasses suddenly squeezed into his eyes:" I remember! No.2 middle school, I'm the dean. You two come to my office tomorrow! "