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Be sure to write a composition about painting and talk about your feelings, within 600 words.

I saved it for two months and saved it 1 17 yuan. May Day is coming. Is it enough for me to chase a girl I like? Everybody help me figure out how to chase. I asked that girl out today! 1 17 yuan not only has enough flowers, but also has dozens left. I called her at 8 o'clock in the morning, damn it, it was turned off. What should I do? I ran downstairs to the tenth house and charged her 1 1 yuan, leaving 106 yuan. Then I told her to go downstairs. Hehe, it's my first time to date a girl, and I'm not familiar with the routine. How to save money anyway? I took her to the second canteen and ate 4 yuan worth of steamed buns (there were 4 left, so I packed them). Then we went to the school gate and sat there for 6544. I don't know why there are so many people on the bus today, but we didn't get seats until we stood in the South Square. After crossing the finish line, we walked to Victory Park together. Today, on May Day, so many people are playing the space shuttle and whitewater rafting (that is, bungee jumping, a game that challenges nerves). I asked her, do you want to play? She said, play! I went to buy a ticket and waited 1/5 hours before it was my turn. A ticket costs 25 yuan! Shit, forget it. I didn't buy it back. Tell her these things are too dangerous, don't play! Although she is disappointed, let's find a cool place to talk! That girl also has a lot of nonsense. She talked to me for hours and suddenly asked me, are you thirsty? I said I am not thirsty. She said she was thirsty. Let me sit here for a while. She bought two bottles of mineral water. I felt embarrassed and asked, are you hungry? She said it was a little, so I took out four steamed buns packed in the second canteen in the morning from my pocket, which were a little broken, but they were still edible, so I gave her two. She said no, I said you and I were welcome, so she barely ate one. When I saw that my mobile phone was 1, she said my mobile phone was cute. I want to see my mobile phone. My mobile phone is really good. Motorola C65438+ is still a blue screen (I bought it at the Anwar II mobile phone market for 100 when I was in college). I said, deal with it If you like, we can change it to ````````````````````` hers is also a Motorola brand, and it seems to be a V8 series. I don't think this will work for me. The main disadvantage is that there are too many functions and it is more troublesome. I nagged a few words and gave it back to her. I went with her, and the things there were really expensive. I usually buy some clothes to go to Heishui Road under the railway station. The first time I visited this large shopping mall, I arrived at the fourth floor unconsciously. It turned out to be an indoor park. I saw a cinema in it, saying that it was showing Jet Li and Jackie Chan's new films. I asked her if she wanted to see it. She said she wanted to see it, and I invited you to a movie ~ ~ ~ ~ I said, I'll buy a ticket for Cao, 30 yuan, and I only have more than 50 on me. Well, buy it, so I bought one and asked her to go in and have a look. I don't like movies. I'll wait for you outside! After thinking for a while, she went in and bought me one with her own money. What a pity! After watching the movie in a daze, I said go back to school, so we went back to school and had to eat. She insisted on going to a restaurant with five rooms. I said someone just died two days ago, so let's go to the canteen to eat. After eating, I will send her back to bed. She said no, I went back by myself and came to the Internet cafe to play! This is my first time chasing girls! I immediately wrote about my pursuit of her online, which is called "Love Story of Master Teacher"! It's cool today, so I just want to ask her out again and call her at 9 o'clock. Should she stop her cell phone? There are three possibilities in this situation: first, she has no money to charge the phone bill. Second, she's dead. Third, the worst result is that she changed her fucking number and tried to avoid me! I was in a bad mood, so I came to Yingtu to surf the Internet. I was almost killed by a car when crossing the road. Check the schedule of their class for a while and create some opportunities to know and chase girls. You have to be cheeky. I have no money, and my monthly living expenses are 270 yuan (including subsidies). Even my toothbrush has been used to brush my teeth and shoes since the last graduate, but that doesn't mean I'm not handsome. It's a popular face with socialist characteristics. But I don't think she is the kind of vain and snobbish girl who likes money, so I decided not to give up. She's online, too. I asked her: Where are you? She replied with a word: Oh! I added the exclamation point myself. ) I asked her: Is your cell phone turned off? She replied in another word: Oh! Dear experienced brothers and sisters, help me analyze it. What should I do? To tell the truth, I am a shy and introverted boy of 22 years old. I haven't even held a girl's hand. I am about to graduate from normal college. If you don't get a girlfriend, you have to find a boyfriend in the future. It's really something that gets angry. I'm in a bad mood all day today. I watched the rocket game this morning. I watched Yatai's game in the afternoon when the Rockets lost. Yatai lost. I just went to the third floor of the second canteen to eat a bowl of slag noodles. The old man who cooks noodles is over 60 years old, with a beard and long hair. Like the movie actor Yuan Hua, I'm afraid he will be unstable. If he falls into the pot again, my noodles will be ruined. I have been watching him, but he didn't notice that I saw him. The noodles he made were really buried for eight generations. When he was cooking, he put one in to see if the noodles were cooked, as if it was because his mouth was hot. Noodles in a washbasin are washed with cold water (maybe at night) and then dropped back into the pot. After a while, he poured the noodles into the washbasin and pulled them out again. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I turned away. How else can I eat them? I never waste food, so I ate it all. I wrote so much just to tell everyone not to eat there again. She sent me a message this morning asking me if I had a discount card for the United Bookstore. According to my past experience, she wanted me to extend an olive branch ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I said you were going to buy books. Let me go with you! I know the owner of the United Bookstore (I'm bragging) and she agreed! I borrowed a membership card from my roommate and asked her to meet the girl at the school gate. It was really dark. I waited for her at the school gate for more than an hour and called her six or seven times before she turned around. But today, her skirt is really beautiful. On such a cold day, she came out in a miniskirt. Unfortunately, there is a pair of jeans inside, and I don't know how to get to United Book City. Then take a taxi. I stopped a taxi ~ "Master, for 5 yuan, United Book City can't leave." The driver is also very enthusiastic. "I'll pull you to the Middle East market of means of production, and then go ahead and you'll get there!" Fool! I told her that we'd better take a bus. We got on the 1 14 road. More people go to the city today. I almost stood on the bus with one foot. I don't know if she can insist. I had to put my face on the face of a boy next to me. In the morning, I seem to have eaten the dumpling stuffed with leek, and I seem to have returned it to him with garlic sauce. At that moment, I secretly vowed; You must have your own private car in the future, and the grade must be above Guangzhou Honda! There are so many people, I wonder if she will be taken advantage of. We stood there until the next time we wanted to find a seat in jiaozi City.