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The copywriter who said he didn't want to start school didn't want to copy it in the school circle of friends.

Copywriting that doesn't want to start school (1) 1? I dream of taking off here and living brilliantly here. Youth flies here, and life is full here. Knowledge is sublimated here and the future is forged here. School begins. I wish you good study and realize your dreams and ideals.

2、? My wish to start school: the school collapsed, the teacher was crazy, the homework was someone else's, and you were mine.

3、? School has started, and my waist is not sore. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

4、? The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to school. The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

5、? School is about to start, and others ask me to adjust my schedule. I am particularly jet-lagged.

6、? On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

7、? Start school soon. My mother abandoned me for a long time.

8、? No amount of leisure time has disappeared at any time, and a new semester is ushered in with laughter. Wave with your family and take firm steps; Walk shoulder to shoulder with friends to the beautiful campus. I wish you all the best in the new semester!

9、? If anyone calls me fat or black at the beginning of school, I will fight.

10、? There is a disease called not wanting to start school.

1 1、? It was almost time to start school when I remembered something called winter vacation homework.

12、? Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six years!

13、? School begins, it's time to pack your schoolbag.

14、? Give a hug to those students who are afraid of starting school.

15、? Step into the golden autumn and usher in a bumper harvest. Study hard at the cold window and gain a lot. Go through the college entrance examination and enter the university. A new beginning is full of new things. Learning and playing are very interesting. Study hard and get more bonuses.

16、? How many people have started school, but the time difference has not reversed.

17、? School begins. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled? I am messy in the gorgeous wind.

18、? Happy life, happy study, youth is inspiring you, ideals are waiting for you, and flowers are calling you. The new semester is coming, let's move forward together, never stop, for the dream!

19、? As the school approached, my sense of suffocation almost got out of control.

20、? Don't want to start school, school, you can keep my people but not my heart.

Don't want to start school copy (2) 1,? Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2、? Before I knew it, I was going to start school again. ...

3、? I hope we can say in the same class in the same school on the first day of this year: What a coincidence!

4、? Youth never gives up, youth is full of enthusiasm, youth is full of fighting spirit, youth is full of hope, and youth is happiness, which coincides with the beginning of the university. May you and my youth be brilliant forever!

5、? The new autumn welcomes new schools, new schools welcome new people, new people welcome new students, and new students want their wishes! May you continue to work hard, make progress, study hard and live a good life in the new semester!

6、? Where is the time? The school will start before the homework is finished.

7、? Oh, my god Give me a shocking deskmate when I start school!

8、? It's not that I don't want to start school, I just don't want to attend classes.

9、? It is a shame to do homework without finishing it yourself.

10、? Wave goodbye to leisure with holidays; Go back to the familiar school and smile with your classmates; Respect teachers, soar the ocean of knowledge; Be sure to study hard and show your youthful charm. On the opening day, I wish you good grades in the new semester.

1 1、? I don't want to leave school because I have you around, but I want to get together again later.

12、? School starts if you're not crazy.

13、? Thoughts are human wings, which take people where they want to go.

14、? Before I know it, I will be on the road of no return.

15、? School begins! Put on your schoolbag and set out for the campus, which is a happy home. Friends will always laugh when they see you, play happily together, and the teacher will care for you and help you catch the waves of knowledge. May you welcome the beautiful sunrise and enter school happily!

16、? When I hope to start school, the teacher said, "Come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really, it's very kind of you! "

17、? School, you got my people but not my heart.

18、? When school begins, I want to be cold, talk cold, walk steadily, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year.

19、? No one in our class can make me feel better. I don't want to start school.

20、? The annual disaster blockbuster "Opening School" is about to be released, and countless students are in tears.

Don't want to start school (3) 1,? School is about to start, and others ask me to adjust my schedule. I am particularly jet-lagged.

2、? Don't talk to me about school. This hurts my feelings.

3、? On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

4、? Starting school is like going to jail. You will go to jail tomorrow.

5、? Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.

6、? Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

7、? "Doctor, I haven't slept well recently. Is it funny? Are you terminally ill? " "School will start soon."

8、? Don't want to start school, don't want to go to school.

9、? "In fact, a person is quite good, very quiet and not lonely." "Speak human words" and "I don't want to start school!"

10、? The mood of starting school is heavier than going to the grave.

1 1、? Read a good book, read a few beautiful articles, improve the realm and relax. There is no melamine in the book, and there is no pesticide to deceive people. The world in the text is fresh, the joys and sorrows are dust-free, the aftertaste of a good book is like wine, and the American text is unparalleled; When the school day comes, open your books and embrace your ideals and beauty! I wish you a happy entrance!

12、? Tell you a ghost story. School starts in x days.

13、? The door of knowledge is waiting for you to open, the true meaning of life is waiting for you to understand, the mystery of the world is waiting for you to explore, and the stage of life is waiting for you to interpret. School begins, I wish you to plug in the wings of diligence, travel in the world of knowledge, and learn something!

14、? I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

15、? School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

16、? Notice of commencement: Due to the collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

17、? I am very small in the world, and it is inevitable that I will be overwhelmed by difficulties. It's not good to fall, it's good to die. I will get up and run again, and slowly I will become noble. I am a grass in the world, and it is inevitable that I will be blown down by the strong wind. It's not good to fall, but I can't die the best. I will stand up again and grow taller slowly.

18、? There is nothing to complain about. Everything you are going through now is paying for your past.

19、? School will start soon, school. You got my people, but you can't get my heart.

20、? On the sixteenth day of the lunar calendar, the diary of the official start of school has arrived. School begins, and everyone looks forward to the new semester with infinite hope. First-year students should readjust to new classes and teachers. In contrast, senior two students are still as enthusiastic as 500 sparrows. Only senior three students are still getting up early and going to bed late, which is the hardest.

There are fifty sentences that don't want to go to school or start school.

Don't want to go to school (I) 1. I will use my strength to make those who leave and betray me regret it.

2. The electricity bill for each family should be very expensive three days before the start of school! Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

I hope the teacher will come as soon as the school starts. What is the homework?

4. Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind and rain, carrying a schoolbag to school; Not to be an official, not to be generous, but to study for a rich life; Students are just teenagers, accompanied by youth, and the good times are worth it.

5. 14. At the beginning of each semester, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester!" But it never came true.

6. I hope that after school starts, I only have questions and scores in my eyes and only dreams and you in my heart.

7. "Actually, it's good to be alone, quiet and not lonely." "Speak human words." "I don't want to start school.

8. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

9. All the bad emotions come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner and lacking money.

10. The shortest distance in the world, from holiday to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

1 1. Listen, the homework matches the desk lamp the night before school starts.

12. Starting school is a game in which senior students chase junior students, junior students hook up with senior students, and junior students hate junior students.

13. I miss both studying and empty days!

14. "I found that my right eyelid kept jumping recently." "Oh, it's time to start school."

15. Notice: School will not start until September 2nd next year!

16. I may be offline recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

17. Did you find that there are three terrible words: for example, do homework, run exercises, have no money, head teacher, single dog, and start school.

I don't want to go to school or start school (Part II) 18. Today is the first day of school. Walking into the classroom, I always feel that I haven't been here for a long time. There is a new classmate in the class today, named Ma Xuanyi, who looks very quiet and doesn't like to talk. The PE teacher said that there would be military training this year, and I had some expectations in my heart.

19. School will start soon. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

20. When we parted, we had no lingering tears. We are relatively speechless. Look at the sunset through the peak of Wenfeng Tower and sprinkle its afterglow on Xiqing River.

2 1. Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one.

22. School is about to start, and summer homework is still in vain.

23. I can't bear to wave, because this is farewell; I dare not think about shaking hands, because I don't know when to wait.

24. Every time I start school, I think about studying hard this semester. The same children's shoes are pink! !

25. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

26. Notice of commencement: Due to the collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

27.25. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to correct ponytail, from space brushing to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, yes, school has started.

28.20. School will start soon. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you are almost unhappy!

29. I love everything that can hurt me.

30. There is a kind of gathering called parting, and there is a kind of parting for better gathering.

3 1. I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

32. On the road of life, there are too many footprints, deep or shallow. Perhaps this experience is rich, but sometimes I would rather be plain, but I often can't let myself have such a calm mind to face things I don't want to face.

33. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

34. After going to school, you can't finish your homework and finish your courses. Alas, why do students go to school? Why can't students finish their homework? Why are students' courses endless? Why do students have short holidays and more homework? Why? Why is this?

I don't want to go to school, I don't want to start school. I hate seeing you at my deskmate, so I don't want to go to school.

I didn't know that liberal arts boys were national treasures until the beginning of school.

37.23. I hope I can start school on February 29th, once every four years.

You don't have to go to school next semester. I bombed the school!

39. Only when I meet you at the most beautiful age can I be worthy of myself.

40. The night before school starts, China's electricity consumption will soar.

4 1. Don't talk to me about starting school, which will hurt your feelings.

42. I hope this article has 30 hearts to wish me a happy start of school tomorrow.

43. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

44. School is about to start, and a lot of "problem homework" is closely following my ass. I'm tired of chasing it!

45. Is it worthwhile to start school by staying up late?

46. Jobs died at the end of the iphone4s, Jackson died at the end of the concert, and Paul died at the end of Fast and furious 7. Take care, teacher.

47. You left the image of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, and the hope of watering us together. Thinking of you, my years will always be bright.

You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

49. The evening breeze blows across the face, and in a staggered flower season, my head is buried in smoke, like running water. I scattered the brushes in my hand, messing up the haze of a sunny day and finally becoming a silhouette. The past is like smoke, and a sadness has disturbed my world. It hurts all day as soon as I bow my head.

50. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

Those who don't want to go to school or go back to school

School is about to start, and I believe many friends are still immersed in the holidays and don't want to go to school. Their hearts have not been taken back!

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

School will start soon, school. You got my people, but you can't get my heart.

Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison.

Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? Doctor: How old are you this year? Me: years old. The doctor said: you are about to start school!

Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal. Speaking of not wanting to go back to school.

In fact, a person is quite good, very quiet and not lonely. I don't want to start school!

At the thought of starting school, I have the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

Why does it often rain in the first few days of school? (1) rendered a sad atmosphere. (2) It implies the tragic fate of the characters. ③ Reveals the tragic campus environment. (4) For all kinds of hard work after school. ⑤ In sharp contrast with a beautiful holiday.

The annual disaster blockbuster "Opening School" is about to be released, and countless students are in tears.

I heard that homework and desk lamps are more suitable the night before school starts.

All the bad moods come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner and lack of money.

Tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

Graduation notice: Your school is being rebuilt in another place, and you are forced to postpone the graduation ceremony. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

Before you know it, you will set foot on the road of no return again.

Tell you a terrible, inhuman, dark and earth-shattering horror news: school is starting!

The doctor said that I have a phobia of starting school, and delaying the start of school may slow down my illness.

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

When school started, I suddenly found that the mood of going to school was heavier than going to the grave.

What are you going to take to school when school starts? A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction.

Where is the time? The school will start before the homework is finished.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

It's not that I don't want to start school, I just don't want to attend classes.

Visual inspection shows that there are still a few days to be released: the youth film is in a hurry during the winter vacation, the disaster film is the graduation ceremony of the school, the romantic film There is a place only Mr. Winter Holiday and I know, the suspense film winter vacation homework's bizarre disappearance, the horror film The teacher and her students who haven't finished their homework, the detective film Who copied whose winter vacation homework, the inspirational film The homework gets better, and the bitter film Don't give up. Director: Member of China Education Bureau, starring: students and teachers from all regions, wishing the box office a great success.

Winter vacation and I are breaking up, all because of that bitch who started school!

I may not be online recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

If you don't go crazy, you will start school, and if you don't do your homework, you will be finished.

After all, we can't beat time to get sick, can we? Speaking of people, mom, the school has started.

Without any precautions and care, you started school like this, which brought tragedy to my holiday. In this way, he disappeared quietly without my knowledge. From my mind, there is no memory, only regret. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, in my whole night.

School begins. Sorry, I never loved you. I always loved holidays.

Wait till my hair reaches my heels before school starts!

One by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

I am happy at the thought of changing from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

School is about to start. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you can't get happiness by force!

Fifty articles about friends who don't want to start school or military training

Friends circle who don't want to start school and military training 1. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "School Opening".

I really want to hug you in the name of long time no see.

You can make good use of what you have and never give up what you really want. It is hard to wait, but it is even more regrettable.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

5. Every time I think about starting school, I feel like a stone rolling in the deep, thinking that the fairy-like happy life is coming to an end, and class will be tense and boring; I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Face heavy homework after class. ...

6. Computer, come on, let me go. I have homework.

7. There is a kind of gathering called parting, and there is a kind of parting for better gathering.

I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

9. Starting school is a kind of breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

10. Some people say that I wear eye shadow and insult my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

1 1. School is a knife to kill!

12. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave. I really don't want to go to school. I haven't finished my homework yet, and I will be scolded by the teacher if I go there. I guess I'll die an ugly death. Somebody help me.

13. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

14.24. When school starts, everyone dresses up like a blind date and looks like mourning!

15. Starting school is a breathing pain. It exists in every corner of me.

16.26. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must be scared silly when school starts.

17. On the third day of school, the dog was either dead or injured.

A circle of friends who don't want to start school and military training. 18. I can't bear to wave, because this is a farewell; I dare not think about shaking hands, because I don't know when to wait.

19. After school starts, whoever says I'm fat or black will end up with this killer!

20. Sometimes I think optimistically: One day it is close to winter vacation. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

2 1. 15. You started school without any precautions and worries, which brought tragedy to my holiday. In this way, he disappeared quietly without my knowledge. From my mind, there is no memory, only regret. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, in my whole night.

22. It's funny that you don't want to start school when it starts.

When we are about to part, there are too many words to say, and a thousand words can be turned into one sentence. Don't forget me.

24. Starting school is like going to prison. If you go in, there's no chance. If you don't work hard and don't do well in the exam, make persistent efforts. The prison will be upgraded, and you will never escape.

25. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just beat them up.

26. It's time to start school. Now I feel like reading textbooks-whatever, what is this?

27. I am nervous and anxious as soon as I start school. I haven't slept well for four consecutive nights. It's too painful.

28. If one day, you are tired and you are tired, as long as you turn around, my smile will be in front of you.

29. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

30. There is a disease called' I don't want to start school'.

3 1. During the winter vacation, Xiansen said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

32.20. School is about to start. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you are almost unhappy!

33. The mobile phone rang, showing someone else's name. I can't be perfunctory, but I suddenly miss you.

34. Be sure to cherish it. If you regret it, it will be too late.

A circle of friends who don't want to start school and military training. 35. Whether you go to school or not, the school is here and starts on time.

36. You and I have gone through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

38. Time is the fastest and slowest thing in the world, the longest and shortest thing, the most ordinary and precious thing, the most easily overlooked and the most regrettable thing.

39. When you leave, you leave a series of difficult footprints; They are happy when they meet. Without the pain of parting, there is no joy of meeting.

40. At the beginning of school, I felt that there was a big wave of zombies coming in immediately, and I didn't even plant sunflowers.

4 1. I feel habitually nervous and afraid now. How can I overcome it? Some things, now that you have come, let's face it frankly and don't think too much. Actually, it's nothing. Prepare lessons collectively tomorrow, and I'm a little nervous before school starts. Don't worry, don't be afraid, cheer up.

42. I didn't cry when school started, but it rained in a local area, and that local area was on my face.

43. After the start of school, it was another battle between seniors and school girls. The seniors hooked up with school girls, and school girls hated school girls. I only had study in my mind.

44. Today is the first day of school. Walking into the classroom, I always feel that I haven't been here for a long time. There is a new classmate in the class today, named Ma Xuanyi, who looks very quiet and doesn't like to talk. The PE teacher said that there would be military training this year, and I had some expectations in my heart.

45. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

46. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

47. No dry tears, no regrets. People who leave don't know that this will be a version. Leaving with a smile is the happiest parting. Give up all and leave it to those who wait. After all, will we meet again tomorrow after parting? Tomorrow, maybe it's far away.

Every time I start school, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester!" ! "But it never came true.

49. After the start of school, there is another battle in which the seniors chase the senior, the senior hooks the senior, the senior is next to the senior, and the senior hates the senior.

50. Breathing hurts at the beginning of school. It lives in every corner of me ~ ~ ~