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The old people in the countryside said that when hosting a banquet, they were most afraid of three kinds of people coming to eat it. Do you know what three kinds of people are?
The first kind of people, people who drink crazy.
In rural areas, some people are domineering at banquets because of their seniority or family power, and often have disputes with others. After drinking it, it's even more nonsense, full of ugliness and trouble.
I have a distant cousin, about 70 years old. My four sons all work in cities and counties. I am proud of myself and am very strong in the village. As long as he attends the banquet, he must be the master, and everyone should drink according to his requirements. If he does not drink, he will be fined.
He drinks at home every noon and evening, at least half a catty of spirits a day. I drank too much after sitting on the wine table. Drinking too much will make people unhappy. I will teach this and that. Once I quarreled with a young man, and later he lifted the table, which made the shopkeeper lose face.
The second kind of people bury those who don't pay attention to hygiene. Rural banquets are most afraid of those dirty, buried and unsanitary.
Rural banquets are often eaten outdoors, and there are many tables. Chefs cook in a shed, family members serve food outside, and it is often inconvenient to wash their hands and go to the toilet.
Some people are dirty, sneeze at food, and have snot on their sleeves when eating; Tossing and turning in the dish with chopsticks, looking for meat to eat, chopsticks are full of saliva; After the soup basin is served, drink it when it is served, regardless of whether others can still drink it.
When you meet this kind of person, you have no appetite at all, so you can only eat garlic for sterilization.
The third kind of person, the person who caters.
It's really incomprehensible that some people are treated for meals. No sooner had someone served meat and vegetables than he packed them, saying that he would go home and give them to my mother, as if he were filial, and others ignored him.
These three kinds of people can only admit that they are unlucky in the future, and it is better to stay away.
A few days ago, I went to a relative's house for a banquet, and I met one of the three people mentioned by the subject at the banquet.
It was a white party for relatives. I sit at the same table with some relatives, and there are two old ladies in their sixties. Those two women have loud voices, not only loud, but also talkative, and their mouths fly around when they talk.
In rural areas, the chef prepares the dishes in advance, and when the guests are seated, the dishes are served quickly. Soon the table was full of rich dishes. Thanks to the plates, the two women finally stopped talking loudly.
One of the ladies said that she doesn't like fish, so don't put fish in front of her, just put more meat in front of her, so others took all the meat, and she took it herself. Big meatballs are very popular at rural banquets, because they are made of fresh meat, so they taste particularly good.
I ate three meatballs for nothing. When the waiter put the meatballs on the table, the woman grabbed them and put them in front of her. At that time, relatives said: meatballs should be placed in the middle, and we should all clip them. When the woman didn't talk or put the food in the middle, the relatives put the meatballs in the middle themselves, but when the next dish came, the woman immediately removed the meatballs in front of her and put the food just served in the middle.
Later, everyone put a small meatball in, and the woman quickly took out the plastic bag from her schoolbag, packed the remaining meatballs and called out: I will go to town to see my nephew tomorrow and bring meatballs to my nephew.
What I fear most when hosting a banquet is that when others are still eating, you start to grab the food on the table and take it home. What's the difference between this behavior and a robber?
Another kind of person who particularly annoys everyone at banquets is the person who has drunk countless times. When his classmate's son got married, a man in the village, who was always drunk when drinking, got drunk and ran upstairs to pee on the bedroom bed. But it is said that the man deliberately urinated in the dormitory, because he didn't drink well, and others didn't give him wine to drink, which made the classmate's family very unhappy and worried about it on the big day.
The last kind of person is actually a rogue. Whoever holds a banquet in the village will follow him (her) and he (she) will not follow the ceremony. No matter who gives a banquet, I'm going to eat anyway. There is a woman with mental problems in the next village. Every day in front of the big house where they put the banquet, someone will go in and eat, and she won't leave.
The above three kinds of people are cheeky people and the most unpopular people in rural areas. But there are few such people in a village, and it is estimated that they are everywhere. After all, there are all kinds of birds in the Woods, right?
I think these three people are most afraid of rural catering!
First, courtesy brings less, and a group of people are getting married and having children.
Because banquets are held in rural areas, basic guests will give red envelopes to their hosts. Of course, the amount of this red envelope is not clearly defined, but everyone basically gives and takes. For example, if others follow 500 this time, I will basically follow 500 or more next time. It depends on the intimacy with the host family. However, some people are particularly annoying. For example, every time they pay 100 yuan with a gift, there are about seven or eight people in this family, and they basically have to make a table. For the host family, it is definitely blood loss, and of course it is the most annoying.
Second, take it while eating, super big stomach king
Because the people at the same table at the rural banquet may be patchwork, that is, everyone doesn't know each other, but they all know the host's house, and then some people think that they don't know me anyway, so I eat and drink, for example, in my pocket and in my bag when I eat. This kind of person is the object that guests hate most.
Third, take the children to dinner, regardless of their rudeness.
Because everyone goes to a banquet in the countryside as a family, there must be children, but some children are very skinny, such as throwing away the food or making the clean food disgusting, and everyone doesn't want to eat it. The most hateful thing is that parents ignore it and eat their own food slowly. I think if they are outside, they will definitely be beaten.
Old people in rural areas are deeply impressed by the bad behavior of some people who attend banquets, because they have undertaken and participated in many banquets, and they are knowledgeable and empathetic. To sum up, we are afraid of the following three kinds of people when we hold banquets in the countryside.
First, not busy helping, taking things at random. In rural areas, it is obviously impossible to run a banquet by one family alone. Always ask some family members with the same surname for help, and those with few family members will also ask some people with other surnames for temporary help. However, regardless of family or surname, there are often some people who are unconsciously lazy or always want to smoke. If the person in charge doesn't give it, he will get it himself, regardless of other people's feelings. A few years ago, a family gave a banquet. I met this kind of person when I went back to help. He is also a member of his own family. He is over sixty years old. He sells the old according to the old, and doesn't respect the old. He either agrees or doesn't move, or can't find anyone at all. I need a pack of cigarettes later, and I'll take it myself when no one is around, which makes my upper and lower pockets full of cigarettes. I think I have one. Afterwards, I learned that he got 100 yuan for a gift to 50 yuan, not counting the banquet at home. Anyway, he only made money. What is this?
Second, drinking and making trouble, talking nonsense. Some people love drinking, but they don't have good alcohol properties. They get excited when they drink, and open the door when they get excited together. Parents in the East and those in the West dare to say anything, often causing trouble, and some are not convinced of each other. Because of the trouble caused by wine, the good banquet broke up in discord. The master is most afraid and disgusted with such people, and he can only admit that he is unlucky when he meets them. However, now we are much better here, and there are fewer people who feast and drink. Many wine tables are only symbolic, and most of them are drinks. Two bottles of sprite or orange juice must be put on each table. This is the rule.
Third, there are not many gifts, but a family of men, women and children go into battle together. This situation is very common in rural areas. Although many young adults have gone out to work, some people at home are unreasonable and will rush out. In our place, only the whole family will attend, and most people with foreign surnames are an adult with one or two children. However, some people want to save trouble, save money and take advantage of it. There are not many gifts, but they want the whole family to go out. As a result, the host had prepared 20 tables, but 30 people came. The host is very passive and can't get off the stage, and some people will make irresponsible remarks in private. This kind of thing happened here. The host prepared 30 tables for the wedding banquet (28 tables for two people), and the result was 35 tables. Because I didn't prepare so many ingredients, I had to temporarily book five tables in the town hotel. Of course, those diners can only wait. Although this kind of thing is rare, once the owner appears, it will be very embarrassing and feel very embarrassed. Therefore, when attending a banquet, you should put yourself in others' shoes and act according to the ceremony. Even if there are many gifts, it is best not to have the whole family together, making people feel that they have never eaten anything.
I don't know what are the three fears of hosting a banquet in your hometown? Welcome to comment!
In rural areas, when farmers have big happy events at home, they usually hold banquets to celebrate, such as entering the fire, getting married, having children, and having a full moon. In rural areas, in addition to inviting relatives and friends to get together, people who are close to each other in the village will be gathered together, so that more people will be more lively, and more people will lead to some unpleasant things.
At the party, some people like to drink. I think drinking is ok, but pay attention to the rhythm. But some people talk endlessly and loudly, which has a bad influence. Some people get drunk and start to get drunk, but the host family can't get rid of them. As a result, all the people at the banquet were scattered, and they continued to drink slowly, as if they had not drunk enough. A meal lasted for three or four hours.
When people hold banquets and go to eat, they usually have red envelopes, which are basically 100 yuan, while ours is 100 yuan, which means anything. The host family doesn't care about making villagers' red envelopes, mainly for fun. And some rural families have several children at home, but they didn't eat much together in the past. The key is that some children love to grab food, especially when the food is served. Most adults are too proud to rob.
Some old people in rural areas don't pay much attention to personal hygiene. They usually stick their hands in their noses, especially when eating at parties. They choke on pepper, turn around and spray their noses on the ground, then stick their hands on their noses, then wipe their trouser legs or shoes, and then wipe chopsticks, rice spoons, soup spoons and so on. No one at the same table dares to sit at the same table with such people.
Of course, the customs of each place may be different. For example, in some places, adults still grasp vegetables by hand, and even prepare clinker bags to take home endless vegetables. Some people use chopsticks to pick the dishes in the soup and like to eat them. These are very unacceptable.
The old man in the countryside said: which three kinds of people are most afraid of inviting banquets?
The first type: saliva spray.
Spit and spit while eating. Some of my classmates are like this. As long as I have dinner with them, two or three of them will talk endlessly, and the naked eye can see saliva spraying on the dishes. No one dares to eat the first few dishes he (she) said. When I finished the party, I told him (her) not to talk so loudly when eating. At that time, he (she) agreed, but the next meal will be like this. Most people are afraid to be on the same stage with him or her in the future.
The second type: drunk.
I have more than a dozen such friends. Every time I go to dinner with them, at first, everyone drinks you. Drinking your blood is very interesting to me. But five or six people got a little drunk after drinking, so they began to guess the code. Five: ten: Come on ... It was loud when guessing the code, and several stations next door dared to make a noise when they saw it. I guess I didn't have enough wine on my set, so I went to my neighbor's house to get wine and continue to guess. Two of them were drunk and vomited everywhere, and one fell on the sofa and couldn't wake up, so he was sent to the hospital for an injection.
The third type: bad words return.
This bad word is echoed by classmates, friends and strangers, which is quite serious. While eating, he (she) scolded in public. This dish is salty, that dish is light, this dish is not delicious, that dish is spicy ... sometimes I can't listen to it anymore, and I finally give him (her) face. When I finished eating, I secretly told him (her), "If you don't like these dishes, don't eat them. It is impossible for every dish to suit your own taste and choose one that suits your own taste. " But next time I have a wedding reception, I will still do this. Sometimes you will be scolded, but it is difficult to adjust.
These three are more serious, and they are also the most feared by the elderly. They never consider the feelings of the elderly.
After reading the above answer, you are still young! I'm from the countryside. I just hosted a banquet a few months ago. At that time, 40 tables of banquets were prepared at home. The result is not enough, and the dishes prepared are not enough. At that time, I urgently arranged for the chef to make several. What happened? This is actually the last person that rural people like to entertain.
The first is to take care of children, which turned out to be a good thing. Bring children to join in the fun, but every family brings children. At that time, my family had more than 20 children and three tables of banquets. Therefore, I advise everyone that if it is a very close relationship, you can bring your children to the banquet to make it lively. Colleagues and villagers should not take children. There is really no banquet for children, which directly leads to some adults having no place to do it!
The second kind of people are people who are not very close. There is a banquet in my house, and the budget for forty tables is enough. As a result, too many people came. There are only villagers, and the gifts are only tens of dollars, which are also for banquets. This matter should really be handled well. Therefore, villagers in neighboring villages were forced not to hold banquets. In the past, everyone in the village had a good time giving Qian a few dollars in gift money, but now it has gone up a little.
The third kind of people are uncivilized people who love to pretend. Everyone should have seen these people. If you are making a banquet in a restaurant, you can pack it for fear of wasting it after everyone has left. However, when you held a banquet in the countryside, you didn't eat much, and many people didn't have enough to eat. This bad habit must be curbed. This is not frugal, but an increase in the burden on the main family. It is hoped that local village party secretaries will formulate rules according to local customs.
I grew up in the countryside and have seen so many dining scenes. I think it is the above three kinds of people. If you have any other comments, please comment. Thank you!
Nowadays, banquets in rural areas are usually held during the National Day or the Spring Festival, because everyone generally goes out to work. So few people are in the countryside, except the elderly and children. Therefore, if you usually hold a banquet, the banquet is often deserted and few people attend. It used to be very lively to hold banquets in the countryside, because there were not as few people living in the countryside as now. The happiest thing when I was a child was to go to a party, because I could eat all kinds of delicious dishes. Moreover, banquets in rural areas are generally cooked by chefs with many years' experience, and they are delicious.
When I was a child, because the rural people had poor economic conditions, their living conditions were not very good. Usually, we seldom eat big fish and meat, or the food we eat at banquets, so once we attend banquets, everyone will scramble to eat food. What impressed me most was that when you went to a banquet, a dish was robbed less than 30 seconds after it was served. If you don't respond, you may have finished eating. However, this phenomenon is actually very common in rural areas, especially in the past. It's much better now. It won't be like before. After all, everyone's living conditions have been much better.
First of all, I personally feel that what I am most afraid of is that those gifts are given very little, and then I take a large family to eat, and marriage and children account for more than half of the whole table. If you meet this kind of person, then basically other people at the same table can't eat, because often the whole family cooks around a table and basically scramble to eat as soon as they serve.
Then I met some people with poor wine. After all, in rural areas, everyone drinks a little wine more or less when eating banquets, while some people are not good at wine, like to drink, get drunk when they drink, and then swear at their hosts, so this often makes them feel embarrassed. I'm sure everyone hates those people who drink badly. Once they are drunk, they dare to say anything and swear, so I believe many people don't like this kind of people to attend banquets.
Finally, I think I am most afraid of meeting some rural women. When I eat a banquet, I will take this plastic bag to pack the dishes and take them home before others start eating. There used to be some such women in our countryside. When they eat a banquet, they hold a lot of plastic bags in their hands, just to prepare packaged dishes. If the party is over, it is completely understandable to pack the rest. But the point is, before people start eating, you put the food in front of you and then put it in a plastic bag for others to see, which really feels too low-quality.
I think it should be these three kinds.
First, I like to look for food everywhere before I start eating, because I am hungry. Then grab something in the pot and pour whatever you want.
Second, in the countryside, the seats are reserved, but they are reserved in a hurry. Is to continue to put it out for everyone to eat after eating. And some people, after eating it again and again, can eat it several times, and don't leave seats for those who haven't eaten.
Third, if you don't sit with your rice bowl, you can eat from one table to another, and you can eat several times before you can eat your favorite dishes. Who can eat all the tables?
Because I have met all three kinds of people.
Let me talk about our hometown. I don't know about other places.
The person we are most afraid of when hosting a banquet in our hometown is the person with less gift money, that is, the kind of person who hosts a banquet in your home, I will go to your home for 50, and then my home will host a banquet, and you will come to my home for 30, which is particularly offensive in our countryside.
The second is that the gift money is particularly large. For example, we are all relatives, and then I come to your house for a thousand dollars to save face, and then you come to my house to double it to two thousand dollars. Then your family holds a banquet. It's not appropriate for my family to go less, but ... Yes.
The last one is that my family only does it once, and then you do it many times when your family does it, so my family has to go many times.
There are many kinds of banquets in our countryside, such as getting married, marrying a daughter, having a son, the old man dying, worshiping the new house, celebrating his birthday at 60, and celebrating his birthday at 70. It is out of fashion in the countryside now.
Banquet, we order nine bowls over there.
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