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It's almost Qixi Festival. Let's start with single dog.
2. How was Tanabata? I can only say that I laughed it off.
I also held hands, and my left hand held my right hand.
Children, do you have many question marks? Why hasn't anyone asked you for it since Tanabata?
5. Hold the flowers steady. If the rose pricks me, I can't get up without 30 thousand or 50 thousand.
6. Others talked about a three-year love, and I asked about a three-year love.
7. It's Tanabata. I don't think it's too much to have seven objects.
8, popular science about the spicy level, slightly spicy, medium spicy, super spicy, abnormal spicy, you have a spicy Tanabata.
9. Those who say they rent themselves on Tanabata don't be silly, okay? Usually free, no one wants it, but now you collect money?
10. If you feel lonely on the night of Tanabata without a date, then ... turn off the lights and turn on the computer to play ghost movies. After a while, you will feel that there are people everywhere in the kitchen, toilet and bed.
1 1, how to spend Tanabata? Laugh it off, think behind closed doors, pass by, skip directly, sad, Yang Guo, skip.
12, don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It is illegal for us gods to fall in love with annoying people.
13, some people send gold, some people send silver and some people send flowers. I was afraid that no one would send me, so I bought all three myself: honeysuckle can go.
14, finally ended being single for half a year and started leaving for half a year.
15, you have to delete the chat object that has a good impression on you, but you can't suffer because of love.
16, you'd rather be a dog than tell me. I wrote about this blood feud.
17, challenge singles 100, today is the 25432nd day.
18, Tanabata statement: I don't want to fall in love, I don't want it.
19. Do you need a light bulb? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.
20, Valentine's Day, don't bask in chocolate flowers, send your boyfriend out to bask in it, see if it is possible to have the same model, and maybe there are explosions.
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