Let's talk about it when you get fat.

1, I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

2, you think I am fat, I lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

3. Fat people play basketball, and they have one more defensive way than others: chest defense.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

6. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

7. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

8. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

9, easy to raise, fleshy girls can grow meat if they really drink water;

10, many people understand "generous" as "pregnant".

1 1, there are only two ways for fat people, either fat or hungry. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?

12, my fat is temporary, and your short is lifelong.

13, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, brightening your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

14, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

15. At this moment, the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

16 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

17, don't call others ... when you see them getting a little fat, they will become rude!

18, I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

19, can afford to play, not as picky as thin people, don't eat this, don't do that;

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.