A humorous comment about the cold weather

The humorous description of coldness is as follows:

1. I think it is a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone.

2. Do you know why you have no partner? Because in this season of stockings, you are wearing a pair of long johns.

3. Okay, okay, I will die if the temperature drops again.

4. It’s getting cold, so wear more clothes, otherwise if you catch a cold, it will be passed on to me and your head will explode.

5. It’s cold, take care of yourself. I can’t lend you a coat, and I can’t give you a hug. Buy yourself a coat.

6. It’s so cold! Winter is really here, and it’s time for my small stove to come on stage again, stewing big bones.

7. The weather is getting colder. If you can’t give me a hug, then please buy me a coat and let me know the size privately.

8. The cold weather is like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

9. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

10. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.