A little awkward QQ. Tell me about it.

I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.

It's not that I won't take part in accidental amusement. I just don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

If you think I'm gullible, please continue. I'll watch you perform.

Fourth, you always have to cook on a bad day, just as smelly socks always have to be washed by yourself.

Don't be curious about me. Whether it is love or friendship, you are not worthy to be my enemy.

Six, don't try to guess my appearance, because people are sinister, I have learned to be ever-changing.

Seven, don't care about things, why explain.

Eight, some people say that love is like fishing, there is no need to waste bait when you are hooked.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

Everyone has a glorious moment, don't treat a moment as permanent!

Twelve, always wandering at the poles of insomnia and lethargy, willful and arrogant.

Thirteen, you must become a snake and a scorpion so that you won't let anyone down.

14. I hope lonely people don't have to be brave. I hope brave people will always have a shoulder beside them.

Fifteen, who loves who is more is far from owing the most, but just willing to be mean.

If you want to leave, I won't insist or expect you stop for a minute.

Seventeen, don't judge me by my past, I'm not who I used to be.

18. The love I want is not the pity you give when your sympathy is overflowing.

Nineteen, people can't empathize because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just as I said the sea was beautiful, you said many people drowned.

Thanks to you, I smoke, drink and swear now.

Twenty-one, I'm not too weak to stand up forever.

Twenty-two, invest love in a person and take risks; It is dangerous to put love into many people.

My parking lot is too small for your permanence.

Twenty-four, one hundred people have one hundred people. I'm a good man and a bitch.

Twenty-five, the slag has an ambition: never review for the exam.

Twenty-six, don't think that a little special treatment is human.

Twenty-seven, anyway, I am my own day. I can't just say that!

Twenty-eight, you will be tired if you have a heart, and it doesn't matter if you have no heart.

I stick to my style, and I live in my time.

Thirty, your home is wholesale, isn't it dazzling? No wonder you can't stop being a bitch.

Thirty-one, my heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

32. I am not a glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

I want to get drunk and slap myself.

It's a little slow Talk about it.

First, when the university came down from me, I held my pants and said: You can go, but your youth must stay. At this moment, I suddenly realized that it was not that I went to college, but that college fucked me!

Second, I saw a girl playing with her mobile phone in a low-cut dress this morning. I said, "There is a deep ditch in front of my sister." My sister covered her chest and said "rogue" and then fell into the ditch.

Third, don't move if it's mine, and leave it there if it's not mine.

I have visited all your girlfriends and always believe that I am the best one.

The only thing that insists on growing so big is to charge the mobile phone every day.

6. Hard life needs no explanation #

I will try my best to make you blind.

Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.

Nine, the cold water you spilled, I will boil it and pour it back.

Ten, how to admit defeat and dominate the Wulin with natural arrogance?

You can't play with my feelings.

12. The person I like is not bad.

Please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.

Fourteen, like to have, don't be afraid of the result.

Fifteen, I live on a mouthful of oxygen, and oxygen is you.

Sixteen, today is 5.2 1, the first day of April, the fourth day of the fourth lunar month, which tells us that Xiu En 'ai died quickly.

Seventeen, in front of the dream, no one is a winner and who is a loser.

Eighteen, being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

Nineteen, I hate being photographed by others, so I will take pictures, and I will take the most obscene action. The point is that I haven't used a beauty camera yet.

I gave him to you. You have no right to show off to me.

Twenty-one, the water is not embarrassing, I don't know the depth, how can I win or lose without fighting?

Bullying one of us is bullying all of us.

I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

Twenty-four, everyone should take a firm road, even if it is shattered.

Twenty-five, women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

Twenty-six, forgive my daughter who has been unrestrained and indulgent all my life.

27. Those who have hurt me, please remember that one day I will smile and watch you cry.

28. I have my own style, and you can't afford to imitate it.

Twenty-nine, there is a crash called password input error, and there is a panic called account login in different places.

Thirty, life-class, school, holiday, graduation, old age, regret, and death.

A little drag personality, talk about mood.

First, love your parents, because they give you life, and they are also the most selfless people who love you.

Second, live an easy life and prepare for the best and the worst.

3. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

Fourth, I don't hesitate to play treasure knife, and changing wine is also awesome; A cavity of blood is diligent and precious, even if spilled, it can become Bi Tao.

Fifth, calculate the courage of life, not because of people's fever. Those laity, narrow-minded, how can you understand me? When a hero has no way out, it is inevitable to encounter setbacks.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

Seventh, the stars tilt down from the empty place, and the moon runs along the river.

Eight, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Nine, all reactionaries are paper tigers!

Ten, the ultimate happiness. Makes me want to die. I can't even take time away.

Eleven, the piano moves the Wulin sword in your hand.

Twelve, the king of Qin rode a tiger to swim the octupole, and the sword was shining through the sky.

Thirteen, if you live in troubled times, don't ask Wenda for princes.

Don't try to control others and don't ask others to understand you.

Fifteen, how dare I not believe that you have the face to lie?

Sixteen, get out of here. Keep rolling.

Sorry, miss, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad.

Nineteen, special efforts, I thought about it, and I did all the first four.

Twenty, a game, a rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

Twenty-one, my brother is not lonely, spring is coming; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

Twenty-two, read more books and read more books.

Don't say you can't do it! If you were alone, you would do it!

Twenty-four, Dapeng has a pleasant day, soaring above the Nine Wan Li!

Twenty-five, BBK lighters, where will not be ordered.

Twenty-six, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be high.

27. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

Twenty-eight, God is obedient to me, God is prosperous, and God is against me, which is called death!

Twenty-nine, women are good at makeup, men are good at camouflage.

30. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

Thirty-one, cross the rubicon, 102 Qin Guan will eventually return to Chu; More than 3,000 armour can swallow Wu.

Thirty-two, happiness. It turns out to be so simple. Just use your heart. You can see it.

A little funny personality. I knew it.

A little funny personality. I knew it.

1. A bed can't accommodate two men unless there is a man and a woman.

2. Boss, you are really great. I treat you like a human being, and you teach me to bark like a pig.

Meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness. Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a sigh.

It's easier to die than to live.

5. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

6. Don't think too much after wrestling, get up first.

7. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas.

8. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!

9. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

10. I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

1 1. People can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

12. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

13. If you want to cry, have a good cry. However, after it's over, don't think about it and stop crying.

14. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

15. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

16. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

17. Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

18. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

19. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.

20. They are all pirated gutter oil. Why should it be genuine?

2 1. If you fail in the exam, you cheat.

22. Life is a leaf of white paper. Finally, I got myself dirty. The most difficult thing is that women, an animal, shed a little blood every month.

23. It's quick for children to admit their mistakes, but it's a damn mistake.

Nothing in this world is reliable, only I can rely on it. Abbreviation: shit.

25. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

26. In that distant place, there is a slow sheep. Hehe, I went home for dinner.

27. Hello, everyone. My full English name is "follow your heart" ... my full Chinese name is "coward" ...

28. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard a song on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

29. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

I said don't do whatever you want, it won't happen again, it will lead to crime.

3 1. Fat people's favorite line to hear when watching martial arts movies should be that sentence: "Be thin!"

32. But gold always shines. There is gold everywhere. I don't know which one I am.

33. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

34. A day is short. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

35. Feelings that are not aimed at marriage are all aimed at raising a wife for others.

36. Twinkling stars, the toilet is really clean. It is placed in the museum as an exhibit, just like your little eyes.

37. It is said that hair is long and knowledge is short, and few nuns and monks have given birth to children with high IQ.

38. Jiangshan is so charming that so many people make fun of it.

39. Why are you staring at me? You think you're a palette?

40. Every girl is an angel who has never shed tears. How can you break my wings?

4 1. My future mother-in-law, please let me know your daughter.

42. The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

43. I am proud, proud that the earth is still being trampled by me.

44. Yue Lao, can Nima stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It breaks down from time to time.

45. I wonder if any of you are like me. You like to close your eyes when you sleep?

46. When I was a child, I often wrote to help my grandmother cross the street. Now think about it, how bold you were!

47. In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

48. My face has grown long these days. Why? Because it's photogenic.

49. If you don't work hard when you are young, you will have to drink northwest wind when you are old.