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Mid-Autumn Festival Humor Space Festival Speaking of the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish you all the best.

1. Congratulations, you have been confirmed as a lucky customer by our company's lottery system. In return, we will give out generous prizes and call the company hotline to collect them. Customer service one: give a box of moon cakes; Customer service 2: Give a moon; Customer service 3: Give a gift to Chang 'e, and call for advice if you have any questions. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2, you know, moonlight is not moonlight, it just reflects sunlight; You know, the moon is not only for its own perfection, but also for you to live a happy life; You know, your happiness is not only the bright moon, but also the brilliant starlight; You know, SMS is not only a greeting, but also a warmth; You know, greetings have no end, and they are also my best wishes: the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish you a reunion and all the best!

3. Chang 'e said: The Moon Palace is lonely and empty; WU GANG said: When will this tree be cut? Jade Rabbit said: When will you take me to travel? The message reads: Sincere Mid-Autumn Festival wishes. Wish: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Being in a foreign land every Mid-Autumn Festival is the most melancholy time of the moon. People are as pale as chrysanthemums because of sadness, so autumn chrysanthemums are covered with frost. I can't help crying when I miss my bones and feel heartbroken. My hometown is beautiful and kind, and my hometown is simple and has parents. A cup of turbid wine moistens the intestines, and half the homesickness has been hurt. If he becomes a rich man, he will not be in his hometown!

5, dream hometown, Yanhua Lane, flying rain in the south of the Yangtze River. There is a lover, in the distance, at the end of Yanhua Lane is a rainy lane. No, yes, I dream about boudoir every night. Xiao Xuan window, a curtain, locked mandarin duck bed. The wind blows on the window, and the moonlight is light and sweet as a dream. Mid-Autumn Festival, honey is like sugar, when can I go back to my lover!

6, a window with a bright moon and a window with bamboo, a ray of moonlight and a ray of affection. A little breeze, a little coolness, a piece of true feelings are all in my heart. The sky is high and the moon is fragrant, and the flowers are overflowing. Autumn is charming and autumn scenery is long. The Mid-Autumn Festival on earth celebrates reunion, and first frost is everywhere. Have a good month, a long time, and the family is happy.

8. Send you a thousand layers of moon cakes, with one layer of thoughts, two layers of worries, three layers of thoughts, four layers of worries, five layers of wishes, six layers of happiness, seven layers of happiness, eight layers of sweetness, nine layers of happiness, ten layers of stripes, and thousands of layers of people want to meet! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I asked Chang 'e for a short message. This short message is not simple and can wish you and your family a healthy, safe and happy life. I'm sending it to you now, please keep it. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

10, another Mid-Autumn Festival is coming unconsciously. I wish you a moon cake in your heart, a moon cake in your mouth and a moon cake on your face. May our blessings accompany you to have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

1 1, my friend, no matter old or new, you rank first; Regardless of emotional depth, sincerity comes first; Regardless of the communication density, contact comes first; No matter how many holidays, happiness comes first; Whether the moon cake is salty or sweet, health comes first; Sooner or later, Mid-Autumn Festival wishes will come first. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy, be sure to cash it!

12, I wish the assembly number sounded, the starting gun has started, and I have squatted at the starting line. I'm so excited! Sorry, I ran away, just to send my regards in advance and leave a good impression on you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

14, when Gui Xiang fell, the moon was full, and Chang 'e appeared in Guanghan Palace. The old moon smiles and the Jade Rabbit dances with joy. The years are getting farther and farther, and the days are getting sweeter and sweeter. The Mid-Autumn Festival is clear, and I wish my friends a full moon. Good luck and health, family happiness, good every day and good every year.

15, the moon is full of thoughts, and the osmanthus fragrance is dark. After many years of separation, no matter how busy you are, it is hard to meet each other. In the control of a better life, happy days will not be lost. The heart is fragrant and heavy, and the festive wishes are sent away. It won't be long before the full moon, and everything comes true. I sincerely wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy family.

16, on the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, the courier Chang 'e will send you an electronic moon cake made by myself. Full of thoughts, wrapped in true feelings, low carbon and environmental protection, without additives. Believe it or not, I sent it anyway. ) Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

17, Mid-Autumn Festival, the river flows eastward; Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, happy and carefree; I have fine features and I am blessed; Have a wonderful full moon, by going up one flight of stairs; Round and round, good luck hand in hand; Harmony and beauty increase happiness and longevity; Sweetness, gazing at the truth; Healthy, disease-free and worry-free. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you all your wishes and a happy family reunion. May happiness accompany you all the way.

18, Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Hold a cake to see the bright moon, which is rounder, brighter, bigger and sweeter. Thinking of you makes my mind confused and difficult to tell. How about this poem? If it is good, send a message. If it is not good, it is the default.

19, there is a persistent, high above, so that distance is no longer a distance; There is a greeting, from the bottom of my heart, which leads to a series of thoughts; There is a memory that will miss you from time to time. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you all the best and happiness!

20. Time flies, one minute, one second, one year. Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again, I am looking forward to a reunion. Look at the bright moon, flashing, hanging on the horizon; Miss that, a little bit, connected into a line; Read that memory scene after scene in front of you. May the Mid-Autumn Festival be a time for family reunion.

2 1, a little sadness between the eyebrows is the moon; Less trouble in sorrow is autumn. The autumn moon is full of wishes for reunion and good fortune. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, Yuan Yuan wishes you happiness and keeps you company. I wish you all your wishes, a full moon, a long life and a family reunion.

23. Recently, I have been suffering from arrhythmia. I woke up in the middle of the night, sweating like rain. If I have nothing to do, I will look at the calendar, and I am already very nervous. Who wants to grab the sofa for Mid-Autumn Festival blessing with me? Well, don't even think about it! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

24. The Mid-Autumn Festival sends you five full moons: the salary is full every year, the popularity is soaring, the health index is full, life is happy and beautiful, and every day is really happy. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

25. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Happy Daming asked me to send you a message. This blessing is more true than Chongzhen. May you be happier and more festive than Chen Yuanyuan. You will definitely form your own system step by step, and your position will be more obvious than that of a horse. Happiness will last longer than Princess Changping. Good luck to your family and happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

26. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again, and the family will get together. Sweet moon cakes are put in your mouth, and a good life is full of joy; The whole family enjoys the moon, and the full moon is like a bright light. The full moon is a reunion and happiness. Moon cakes are sweet, life is sweet, and everything is smooth and beautiful. If you want to ask what is the happiest this year, it is naturally the Mid-Autumn Festival!

27, missing, dribs and drabs, gathered into a starry sky; Blessing, every minute, year after year. Time flies, the seasons change, and it is a full moon night. I made three wishes for you under the moon. May my dream be like a full moon and my life happiness be sweeter than honey. Three wishes for life safety and good luck. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion.