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Which one of these two texts do you like more? Tell me why.

Not long after I arrived at my grandma’s house today, a big white goose waddled over. Like a catwalk, I turned my attention to him.

The feathers of the big white goose are as white as winter snow; a pair of orange feet can walk so smoothly; there is a flat head on the long neck; there are a pair of pairs on the left and right sides of the head. It has round eyes; in front of the eyes there is a long, narrow, flat mouth, which is also orange; its forehead is also orange, like an orange pearl set in the middle.

It put its long head into the bucket, drank some water, and almost stretched its neck upward. Seeing this scene, I even had a stupid idea: Hey, is it because The neck of the goose is too long, and it is difficult to swallow food if you bend your neck, so you stretch your neck and let the food slide down like a slide! I thought silently and smiled secretly. I dare not jump to conclusions early.

He is the "king" of the livestock here. Look at it, although it walks wobblingly, it has the demeanor of a king; despite its small size, all the livestock in grandma's house are afraid of him; even if its appearance makes people feel arrogant, he will not care. .

I was simply shocked by the piece of rice he was eating. I sat aside and he made a sound when he was eating, like a chicken pecking at rice. Speaking of the chicken, it was indeed afraid of the goose. The goose had eaten enough rice, and the jealous chicken took a step forward, but it hesitated. Finally, the chicken decided. It took a step forward. The goose squawked, turned around and drove towards the chicken. The chicken screamed, turned around and ran away.

Goose, that’s it, it is the unique “protagonist” and “king” in the livestock kingdom.