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Call a bitch in classical Chinese.

1. Curse people in classical Chinese * * * Go to the old woman,

If I hadn't stayed and fucked you,

Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap.

Not less than two or three sentences.

Angry is that those who take a nap, not only me,

What's the point?

What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged.

What can you do?

If you are really capable,

Why are more than half of the students involved?

Six out of ten people hate you,

Are you okay?

Its number can be seen.

Let bygones be bygones,

What happened today is abhorrent,

Makes me angry.

Mother is sincere, but mother is not happy.

2. What are the classic swearing sentences in classical Chinese, such as rats, which are extremely obscene?

Can swallows know the ambition of swans? Not enough! If your mother went to that old woman and said that I closed my eyes and took a nap today, she would definitely say no less than two or three words. Anger also, people who take a nap, not only me, but also the focus. What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged.

What can you do? Your fruit is like a classic sentence of cursing in classical Chinese (1). I always see your socks, your clothes. Second, the son's smile is smelly shit in the sun.

Third, don't tell me that I'm a neat freak. Fourth, your heart is in gutter oil! ! When I meet you, I should read four words: physically disabled and determined.

I want to take a hose, connect one end to the faucet and stick the other end into your mouth. Make you think! Who made Confucius taste good? Wen Qing has been sold, and I believe I am afraid. Although you are not so stupid, you are harmless. Who is so bold that you sold it in the past? It's really a problem. It feels strange to fall into the water! Seven, your IQ is the same as that of your sweet potato mother, and it is endless.

Don't be old, children's home, and the desire for sex is also to find the prosperity of neighbors. Nine, you think the pencil is closed.

There are many pens in prosperity. Ten, jealousy is taboo, people are not dogs, and then ruin their original intention? Eleven, it's less than what I dragged before, 2580 thousand, pose, Yu Sheng? .

12. First of all, it's no use talking too much. Hearing this, the dog knows that I scold it and praise you. Thirteen, don't talk to words, just because you don't know, in people's eyes, I am a very stupid thing with pigs.

Fourteen, see you like to see the side dishes in the market, vegetables in the market, a lot of 50 cents. Fifthly, all functions are enemies of this natural illusion.

I want to see your words, but how can you bury them in your * * *? Hey? I don't know if it's your face, but what is yours? Seventeen, Yu Zhiqing speechless, a "go away". Eighteen, I really don't know, why don't you stay in the light day and night, and then someone reminds me that it's Ming and I want to be a pig at night! Nineteen, if your life has lived on the earth for several years! I want to obey the sky, there are many birds in the forest! The classic sentences of cursing in classical Chinese are like the valleys in the south, which are cooked three times a year and will never be exhausted.

First, there are six people out of ten who hate you. Second, how are you? Third, the numbers are visible. Fourth, let bygones be bygones. Sixth, rotten wood cannot be carved, and the wall of dung cannot be broken! Seven, the sentence of swearing in classical Chinese eight, scorpions can not be taught, rotten wood can not be carved.

Nine, you are a mouse, and you are extremely poor. Classical Chinese curse sentence 10. Can the swallows know the ambition of swans? Eleven, angry, taking a nap, not just me, twelve, what's the point? Thirteen, the situation has not been absent, but also wrong.

14. What can you do? Fifteen, vertical, insufficient, and scheming! Sixteen, mother, sincere mother is not happy for seventeen hours, and it will end badly. Eighteen, Confucius said: What is the future of the initiator? Nineteen, if I hadn't stayed and worked on you, twenty, I closed my eyes and took a nap today, twenty-one, I would have had no less than two or three sentences. 22, inhuman, you don't benefit much! Twenty-three, old deathlessly is a thief. Twenty-four, only villains and women are difficult to raise. Twenty-six, brain damage has no medicine. If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students involved in the case? Twenty-eight, which makes me very angry.

Twenty-nine, laughing people are missing teeth: the dog hole is wide open, and the mother servant is also! 3 1. What can you do? First, this is heartless, this is heartless, and your body is very light! ? Two. Before I knew Wang, I didn't see the disease of skin covering.

Three. Your mother gave birth to this spoiled beast for rape and contraception.

Who has been looking straight at you for so many years? I'm convinced. Five.

When you were born, you were abandoned three times and taken in twice? Six. I really want to stand on a size 37 shoe and face your size 42 face.

You are a caring, charming and diligent person, and the younger one always serves the people with new ear fish. Old people are science fiction, and old people are the best! Nine.

Dude, why don't you lower the resolution of your face? With Tenuto, your appearance broke people's thinking.

Eleven. When your mother gave birth to a child, she raised twelve children in the womb and didn't have to be abandoned by others.

Don't tell me I'm a neat freak. Thirteen.

I can't stand shit and urine, and neither can you. fourteen

I can't even buckle you against the wall. Fifteen.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart from each other. Sixteen years old.

There is a big plate on these two lips. Seventeen.

Wen ruyi is rich, and Erlang God is the main person. Eighteen.

You cheated, but you got it. Nine times out of ten. People will say, my mother.

Can you treat your father? . Twenty.

People scold you for pretending to be thirteen, but you can return. Well, you're only thirteen. Twenty one.

People scold you, my son said, I fired you. twenty-two

In your mother's belt, others ask, big sister, you monkey count the money to buy it. Twenty three

See if your grandmother doesn't hurt, but my uncle doesn't. Twenty-four

Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people, and they are already in danger. You are also valuable. Twenty-five years old

Please take a reunion trip. Twenty-six

Treat the disease. Keep the change. I'm not a doctor. Twenty seven

Your inner face is longer than your pelvis. Twenty-eight years old

Happy at the same time, and drink urine sugar. Twenty-nine

At the beginning, the public was proud of each other. What's the fun now? Thirty. I jumped on the dog and wagged my tail, knowing why you did the same.