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Tell me about the trend of 202 1.
When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one who makes you dream.
3. People live on two things, courage and wisdom.
4. Falling in love is hopeless, but falling in love is showing off loudly.
The more beautiful a woman looks like a mushroom, the more poisonous her heart is.
6. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.
7. Sisters can never be separated, and others don't want to separate us.
I gave him to you, you have no right to show off to me.
9. Tattoos are the only thing that death can take away in this life.
10, with a huge mood, watching a huge life.
1 1, man, remember, women are the overlord of the new generation of technetium.
12, forgive me for loving women all my life.
13, women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.
14, life is like a super girl, insisting on men.
15, being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.
16, if I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hold it in my arms.
17, Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We can't seize the day.
18, fate washed my cards again, but I still play cards by myself.
19, I want to be your queen and occupy the highland in your heart.
20. The sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by myself.
2 1, kill a wolf and let a tiger go. It used to be a 250.
22. A girl who is ugly but awkward is an atmosphere!
23. Girls can be happy even without boyfriends!
24. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.
I will accompany you to the end of your future-to my best friend.
26. Don't come back if you get out. I don't collect garbage.
27. What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.
28. What qualifications do you have to be crazy in my world?
29. If we get along well in the future, I will be the first to bomb the school.
30. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!
3 1, we regard girlfriends as our lives, and hitting girlfriends means hitting me!
Because you are my best friend, I never like what you hate.
33. True freedom is given by yourself!
Look at the world with a high attitude, there is no need to worry about trifles.
I swear I will live a wonderful life.
36. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.
37. Since you have chosen, there is no regret.
38. Dare and the world will always give in. If you are defeated by it sometimes, keep challenging and it will always give in.
Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.
40. I know how many dangers lie ahead, and I will be better tomorrow.
4 1, forever, nothing, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
42. I want to be a queen. I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.
43, World Group, there is no next TVXQ!! .
44. There is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.
45. Truth and the pursuit of truth are extremely powerful.
46. A hundred acquaintances can't compare with the joy brought by a best friend.
47. If a tree has no skin, it will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!
48. We women can live a good life ourselves.
49. Dear girlfriends, we don't need to explain each other.
50. Your happiness can only be related to me …
Tell me about the most powerful personality?
Tell me about the most powerful personality?
1. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.
2. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.
When couples are all over the street, being single is the most popular.
I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.
Your new lover is someone else's whore.
It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him.
7. Abroad: ideas and talents are king, at home: relationships and flattery can run rampant.
8. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.
9. It is more difficult to find an avatar than an object now.
10. It doesn't matter if the god of wealth opens the door, the key is whether I open the door for him.
1 1. Ask people what the world is like, and ask them to take off their clothes and pants.
12. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
13. When you get up in the morning, sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep.
14. Good sister, I don't care if you betray me. My harvest is to see you clearly.
15. Thank you for being so busy and hurting me in person.
16. We are in the same world and have our own space. I appreciate you, you wait to see me.
17. A group of real people are putting on a hypocritical drama. Today, it's over, curtain call, it's over.
18. People live to prove that they are not dead!
19. To be my woman, I don't need to be perfect.
20. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.
2 1. Life means birth and life.
22. You said I was not gentle, and I just wanted to sing "My tenderness you will never understand"!
23. Grandpa Eight, you didn't expect you to be so popular after more than 300 years, did you?
Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.
25. The ancestor of Japan was a guy named Ninja Turtle, who proudly called himself the descendant of the turtle.
26. I have been lost in the long road of life.
27. The beginning and end of some stories are predestined, no matter how many times the process can be changed by the Moonlight Box.
28. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.
29. There are two realms in life, one is silent pain and the other is silent smile.
30. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.
3 1. 14 in June, how many people lied to others with sweet words, 1 in April, how many men and women spoke their minds with jokes as an excuse.
32. It's strange to read a word for a long time. Lonely for a long time
33. Gender: male, hobby: female
I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.
202 1 trends, fashions, personalities and phrases
20xx Trends, Fashion, Personality and Phrases
1, I like you, I love you, what's it to you?
My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.
If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.
4, responsibility, that is your previous generation, my responsibility is to give up responsibility.
If a man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
6. You can always ignore me and have fun with others. Don't fucking regret when I marry someone else.
7. Love is like protection money. If you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for someone else to send it?
8. I am not a good horse, but I am not an ordinary donkey.
Although I have thousands of reasons to love you, I have to leave you sometimes.
10, your sympathetic love. Lao tze, I don't want it.
1 1, don't gamble with your dignity on any answer you want, it's not true.
12, what's the use of makeup? You just can't hide your ugliness.
13, life should be like a candle, from top to end, it will always be bright.
14. Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. If you satirize me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.
15, I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child; You wait after school.
16, give me a porn, and I can pry up the whole earth.
17, I have horns, anger, poison and thorns. Don't come near me out of curiosity.
18, if you lay a finger on me, I'll make you hairless.
19, no crazy kissing, no somersault in bed, you have reason to pretend with me, and I will definitely hurt you!
20, girlfriends, you remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.
2 1, don't point at me if you haven't walked the road I walked.
22. Yo, yo, yo, yo, Chuck, pretend to lean aside.
23. When I am ignoring you, please don't bother me again, otherwise the next thing is contempt.
24. I don't have a good memory. I only remember your goodness.
25. You can't expect me to add you for the second time if you have deleted me.
26. I am not a piano! Please don't play with my feelings!
27. The best way to maintain a relationship is not only to be mean, but also to be patient.
28, no! It's a lifetime, a year less, a month, a day, an hour is not a lifetime.
29. Don't look down on me with your dog. I'm stronger than you think.
30, smoking, sister lonely, drinking, sister sad, fighting, sister handsome.
3 1, I admit that I am ugly, nobody loves me, I am arrogant, I am not gentle, I am not arrogant, but I am a limited edition.
You can despise their youth and frivolity. They will tell you what the winner is king. No matter how much you denigrate them, they will still shine! I haven't touched a pen for a long time, and now doing homework feels like the emperor is approving the throne.
I can't get along with beautiful women. Only by becoming a schoolmaster can I stand out.
34. As long as she calls her daughter-in-law, she will cherish her life.
35. Don't judge me. What you saw may be what I let you know on purpose.
36. You can't finish your life with Lao Zi, and Lao Zi will haunt you in the next life.
Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is.
38. Innocent age can't bear to be bullied, and youth is ridiculous.
39. It is not that no one is chasing, but that there is no suitable one; It's not tall, it just doesn't feel.
40. Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, look at me.
4 1, my life is my decision. Heaven wants me to die, and I want heaven to accompany me to die.
42. The king's country is more than enough to support you.
If you can't accompany me to death, I don't care when you leave.
44. Anyway, I am my own day. I can't just say that!
45. I didn't pin my hopes on anyone. After all, I am not a loser.
46. If I want to, if you want to, I can risk my life for love.
47, give me a girl, I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine and I can take them to conquer the world.
48. You can despise our youth. We will prove whose era this is.
49. If you talk about me behind my back, it only means that I am much better off than you.
50. It's nothing if you can't get it, but it's a joke if you can't keep it!
5 1, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
52. As long as I want to win, you are scum!
53. I am not a born king, but I have blood in my bones that won't let me admit defeat.
54. If you are not a lifelong person, don't talk about a lifetime.
55. I want to be your only one. I can't copy or paste.
56. Life is too short to be sexy, and a hard life needs no explanation.
57. My future children have a group of powerful godmothers.
58. If you pull, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.
59. I don't allow anyone to take away the people I care about.
I can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.
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1, men are awesome. Kneel between a woman's legs
2. Fu Xiao, a man, changes cars, the rich change rooms and the rich change wives.
3. Either live well or die quickly.
4. A man's goodness is only known by every woman around him.
5. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.
6. Don't be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who needs a man.
No one is allowed to hurt my sister, and no one is allowed to touch my sister without my permission.
8. You count the women in your hand over and over again, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.
9. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.
10, men are philandering, and they are not called men if they don't touch them.
1 1, I said, man, can you not hurt the woman who loves you?
12, as a typical loser, I am actually very successful.
13, since I came out of my mother's stomach, I have no intention of going back alive.
14, no longer live quietly, I want to restart my pride.
15, the days are sentimental, the days have changed, and the sisters have been knocked down-girlfriends are the first.
16, I live for my sisters and I am willing to be disfigured with a knife. You people are bullying a fucking try.
17, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
19, live for yourself, not for love.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
2 1, those who secretly love me, you can really hold your breath. You have been secretly in love for more than 20 years, and there is still no movement, hehe …
22. Either live well or die quickly!
23. Some people are alive, but he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.
24. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
25. Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!
26, don't want to live in pain, just give me a happy smile.
27. It takes courage to live and strength to die.
28, live like the sun 1, even if it will burn others.
29. Laughing is a lifetime, and crying is a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.
I live to eat meat, and any animal on the grassland may be my lunch.
3 1, we have nothing to fear. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!
Don't blame your brother for not being human, just blame your sister-in-law for being so attractive.
33. Sisters are brothers and men are clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.
34. I put a knife in my brother's rib and a knife in my brother's rib for a woman. I really understand the middle truth.
35. Women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?
36. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.
37. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.
Listen, if someone breaks my sister's wings, I will ruin the whole heaven.
39, two dollars 1 hour of love, I am not rare.
40. It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.
4 1, unlike other girls, I love to cry and make trouble. Remember, my concept is to get better or get out.
42. Don't be shocked if you find that your sister has become gentle, it's because her sister has taken medicine on time these two days.
43.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.
44. I am not a gentle elder sister wearing red wine high heels. I'm just his woman.
45. A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.
46. My sister dragged on because there was a brother behind her.
47. We don't need false love.
48. Get out of my world with your pity and ridicule.
49. Failure is not in my dictionary.
50. My sister's bottle of makeup remover scared away many ignorant little men.
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