Talk about boastful humor

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After seeing me yesterday, Nicholas Tse immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome!

I am handsome, but I don't know how handsome I am. There is no dictionary word on earth that can accurately describe my beauty.

4. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If being cool is a mistake, I have made mistakes again and again!

I am gentle, successful and handsome. I am really a handsome man!

6. I am sunny, healthy, humorous, enthusiastic, Gao Fushuai, and have a boyfriend! Yeah!

7. I found that I have become handsome again recently!

If I were a woman, I would marry a man like me!

9. In fact, I am a well-proportioned and graceful liar who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market and improves the connotation of young people.

10. I am really knowledgeable. A man of great talent, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, chinese odyssey!

1 1. I have no advantage. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages.

12. I am not a great person. I'm just a little taller than Liu Xiang, a little whiter than Louis Koo, a little cooler than Andy Lau, a little more handsome than Chow Yun Fat, a little better than Bruce Lee and a little more successful than Stephen Chow.

13. Looking at myself in the mirror, I can't wait to be disfigured at once, but I dare not go out because I am handsome. ...

14. When I was in high school, every time I ate, the handsome guy asked me to stick one in front of him. Isn't that interesting to me?

15. When I was in college, my department engaged in military training. When the instructor shouted to look right, all the boys tilted their heads to my side. Isn't that interesting to me?

16. Sun Xiao from the company canteen puts more pieces of braised pork in my bowl every time he serves. Isn't that interesting to me?

17. I went to the street because the zipper at the back of my skirt was not zipped, and a group of boys pointed at me. Isn't that interesting to me?

18. I was playing poker with Xiao Li from my company, and another boy with Jason always played the wrong cards and deliberately let me win. Isn't that interesting to me?

19. I took a taxi to the store. In the afternoon, the guy who drove chased me for sixty or seventy meters just to remind me that I didn't give him the fare. Isn't that interesting to me?

20. I gave a little beggar one yuan, and the boy said thank you to me more than ten times, and his eyes were a little wrong. Isn't that interesting to me?

2 1. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

22. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

23. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.