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Qq personalized signature daquan domineering man

1, don't challenge my cards with your personality.

If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

3. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

4. What should I do if the egg hurts? Keep licking the egg.

Nowadays, men are more and more feminine.

6. Catch the thief first, then curse.

You wait for me at the next intersection, and I'll come to you by bike.

8. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

I didn't stop loving you, I just decided not to show it.

10, I use my memory as a dagger and stab it into the heart of the years.

1 1, benefactor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus.

12, hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

13, I want the whole world to know that I'm keeping a low profile.

14, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

15, one day, the tiger will return to the mountain and half the sky will be stained with blood!

16, I have been imitated and never surpassed.

17, if it doesn't belong to you, why care?

18, don't give me a sweaty look, or I'll pay you back with my nose.

19, I love you, it's pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

20, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first.

2 1, feelings are tepid, who takes who seriously!

22, to play all over the world soy sauce, let others envy.

23. When? My life is in a cycle, and the only constant memory is? .

24, sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

26. What should come will come, and you can't hide it. Those who should go will eventually go, but they can't stay.

27. Never say what you have said twice; People who give up will never look twice!

28. A man without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.

29. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

3 1, he is not a hero who is not grinded by the sky, he is an unenviable mediocrity.

32. Don't think that jumping out of a stone makes you a the Monkey King.

There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength.

34. You always hate me everywhere. If there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you.

35. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

36. You can be expensive or free.

37. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.

38. No matter how nice the screen name is, it still loses to the remarks.

39. Ups and downs to meet friends, money to meet women.

40. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

4 1, don't be depressed, life is like an electrocardiogram, and smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

42. After pulling Heier, my appetite became better and my body became stronger. Finally, I stopped being careless.

43. A day is really short. As soon as the computer is turned on and turned off, it will pass.

44. Men are naked animals, but putting on clothes is the devil wears Prada.

45. If you lay a finger on my brothers and sisters, I will ruin your whole heaven!

46. Even if the sky falls, there are people who support it.

47. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.

48. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is actually more practical than having.

49. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

50. Be your heart in the next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

5 1, how can I go against the sky?

52. Don't make me angry! Or a tofu will knock you out! Drag it out and feed it to the pervert!

53. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

54. I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

55. In the world, everyone is cheap, but in different ways.

56. This scene ended in prosperity, but not the whole country, but all of me.

57. I don't care I have always liked money since I was a child.

58. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

59. What I call dreaming is dreaming at night and daydreaming during the day.

60. If I am not mistaken, you are a vulgar person.

6 1, it's over, you ignore me, too. I've become a dog.

62. It seems that you are very ill. It's okay, sister. This is medicine.

63. There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart can't be redeemed.

64, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp!

One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.

66. What feels thick is not necessarily money, but a thick rag.

67. Your lies are like airplane brakes, train flat tires and elephant shit!

68. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.

69, big head, thick neck, stupid action like a pig!

70. I am an autocratic braggart.

7 1. When two male turtles fight, the most ruthless move is to turn each other over.

72. I only hope that there is a you around me that can warm my air.

73. It is a kind of self-confidence to smile calmly when you are despised.

74. In this world, no one but you will make me so determined that I am out of control.

75. The real strong man is not one who has no tears, but one who runs with tears.

76. No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.

77. In the boundless Chineydy, I am only smiling for the proud flower evil.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.

80. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

8 1, one of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city with your girlfriend and have the same taste!

82. I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

You are my super happy insole. Let me step on you.

84, fart, they say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.

85. Many people are outnumbered, but the momentum will not fail.

86. Don't tell others when you are sad, because others don't care.

87. If you can't be your bride, be your bride's maid of honor and tear her wedding dress.

You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

89. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

90. There is still a long way to go, and it is uncertain who will be brilliant.

9 1, you told me that if you don't have a diploma, you still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others!

92. The lost time is full of gossip, and the vagrant hooligans continue to live in exile.

93, chic is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

94. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

95. What is happiness? You eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones!

96. A man either keeps her innocent or promises her the future.

97. You are like a shrimp. Red days are the saddest moments.

98. Persistence is victory, victory is fart, and fart is strength.

99. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.

100, you and I, miss is miss, I never miss what I lose.

10 1 When I grow handsome, you will all marry me like flowers.

102, you are not worthy of publicity in the black and white world of Russia, because Russia wants colorful skies.

103, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

104. I heard that waste products are being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

105, close your eyes and see the bank, which is where I hide my money.