narcissistic talk

1． I heard that if you are ugly, you should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

2． I treat you all as friends, but you treat me as a goddess.

3． Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are becoming more and more good-looking.

4. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

5． The kind of person who speaks super funny and has a very considerate and gentle temper is really impeccable, like me.

6． Why don't I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

7. It's not easy for a good-looking person to cheat. The invigilator couldn't help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

8. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

9. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, it was referring to me.

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10. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten my answer at that time.

11. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.