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Tell me why I don't play cards.

My husband likes playing cards, so do my parents-in-law and aunt. Most of my colleagues around me play cards whenever they are free. In the tide of playing cards, I scratched my toes and stood in the rolling tide like Jiuding. I can stand in the tide of playing cards but stay out of the water of playing cards for three reasons:

First of all, playing cards is not my cup of tea. Reading, practicing calligraphy, meditation, writing and cooking attract me more than playing cards. Playing cards, in my opinion, is a waste of time and a boring way to kill boring time. Reading, writing, meditation, writing and cooking food are the precursors of keeping pace with the times and enriching time in interesting ways. I can't afford to waste time, so I choose to spend my time in a way that I think is interesting.

Second, once playing cards begins, it is difficult to stop. It's hard not to play with your friends. Sister-in-law once vowed not to play cards, saying that if she still played cards, she would cut off her hand. As a result, Kayou called her away. Mr. Lao She once had a crush on playing cards. In order to quit playing cards, he gave up a leisure job and changed to a job that would keep him busy. Mr. Lao She is so, I dare not try it easily. After all, it's not easy for me to change jobs.

? Third, I'm not good at playing cards. Play the simplest upgrade with neighbors, because you can't count cards and play cards and lose. When someone flips, they can count the cards in others' hands clearly, but when I flip the cards played by others, I see things in a blur. Counting the cards in other people's hands is even more insane. People will be angry when they see me playing cards. For the sake of others' health, I'd better not touch the cards. Li Qingzhao beats horses and wins every time. She also wrote a book about it, but unfortunately it was lost in the war and not preserved. If it is a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation (although she didn't introduce the skills of playing cards, there may be similarities), I may learn a thing or two from it, and maybe I can enjoy playing cards. Thinking of this, I am secretly glad that this book has not been handed down.

Playing cards is not the best way to get along with time. I still stubbornly believe that not going with it is the wisest decision. Picked up the book and read dozens of pages, and an hour passed; Pick up the pen and practice two more editions for an hour; The hair will stay and slip away for another hour; Cooking some more food, another hour passed. ...