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Fall in love and talk about marriage. Talk about marriage.

Marriage is called the creation of marriage life in laws and regulations. It refers to the legal act that the other half establishes the influence on the other half according to the premise and procedures of laws and regulations, and assumes the control, responsibility and other obligations arising therefrom. What's the point of getting married?

In the past, people who didn't want to get married were hooligans, but now people who want to get married are unconstrained.

Feelings are sometimes just a person's business, which has nothing to do with everyone. Love or not, only end yourself.

In the case of talking about the object, it is called stock selection; Marriage is called trading volume; Giving birth to a child is called distribution; After two years of marriage, the couple's feelings for each other will inevitably fall into a box; Husband and wife's sexual life and feelings are not empty talk; Feelings are not very good and inseparable, which is called stock quilt cover; It is difficult to leave, which is called futures operation; After divorce, excellent talents are lost, which is called hollowing out; Marry these male chauvinists, the man is the main force and the woman is the stockholder; Women with high emotional intelligence accept bargain hunting; Don't spend a lot of money and get stuck in a low position.

I am looking for someone. Maybe his eyes are like his. Maybe the dimples are the same as him. Maybe he likes drinking spring water as much as he does. Or maybe he doesn't look like him anywhere and then everyone is talking about marriage, which is accompanied by old age. I can love him. Spare no effort.

Life and death are rich, talk to Zicheng, and grow old with Zicheng.

Sometimes, it will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually become blurred in your heart. Learn to let go, and your happiness must be satisfied by yourself.

Why winter? When you are by my side, I feel that flowers are blooming and birds are singing cicadas.

People in love can't have low pain. Before marriage, women are bait; After marriage, a woman is a hook.

Talk about marriage: once in a lifetime, talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. Life is too short to be unwilling to bow down because of randomness, indifferent to you because of anger, and free to part because of persistence. In the end, you will find out who is hypocritical, who really likes you and who will be desperate for you. Believe it for the last time, and if you keep going, you can grow old together. I only wish to grow old with my son in this life. You dare to last forever, and I dare to last forever.