Jokes about confession of love_Collection of jokes about confession of love

Confession is also known as showing love, and in this case is usually considered the way to establish a romantic relationship. The following are the confession jokes I compiled for you, I hope you like them.

Classics of confession jokes

1. I am your little puppy, and you are my little bones. Even if they fall into a smelly ditch, I will pick them up and hold them in my mouth. Walk.

2. To love someone is to want to hear his voice; to love someone is to see his face; to love you does not need to be decorated with gorgeous words; to love you is to hide in my heart, Warmth in your heart!

3. You are like a beautiful crystal, white and flawless, and I am like a rag in someone else's hand. You're not pretty enough if you don't rub it.

4. There is a melody called a note, which is the happiness you gave me. It floats in my memory all the time, allowing my romantic talent to play a beautiful picture of love. My dear, here Beautiful season, you are my most precious wealth in life.

5. Love comes from the heart, moved by it, trusted by you, and will never leave you. That kind of love does not need to be grand or dramatic, as long as the people beside you keep smiling and following you as you move forward.

6. Whether we are at the unknown end of the sky or the corner of the sea, I hope that one day when I am old enough to lose my teeth, you will be the one holding hands with me to watch the sunset and watch the clouds roll by.

7. The most touching love words now are not: "I am willing to give up the world for you" but "I am willing to give up the World of Warcraft for you"

8. The wind is my greeting, Rain is my wish; moonlight is my comfort, sunshine is my hope; dear, no matter what the weather, my love is with you!

9. There is only one lock for a door , only one key can open a lock. In the long river of life, you are the key to my heart and the lock to open my heart. Please let us love well.

10. There is always a scene in life called encounter, and there is always a story in life called staying together. Life is just a play. Now, I invite you to be the protagonist and act opposite me.

11. Your figure always appears in my mind; your smiling face always surrounds me in my sleep; whether in dreams or in reality, you are the deepest dependence in my heart. Apart from you, I Who else can I fall in love with?

12. People have their own destiny, which is unpredictable and fate is unpredictable. Since it is unpredictable, why not create your own fate? I think my fate is you, destiny It’s destined to be you, I hope I’m right!

13. The grass is green, how many people are walking on the strange road? The breeze is gentle, how much love do we know each other? A water of duckweed, it’s hard to keep a red dragonfly; two bells ring out, startled Flying yellow-headed warbler. Late at night, when the moon is bright, I can only hear the chirping of summer insects; when I sleep late, I can only hear the shadows in the cold window. I'm so drunk that I can't understand Pingting with my babbling words; why bother with longing, my drunken shadow stumbles into silence.

14. If your life span is 100 years, then I hope that I will live until the day before 100 years old, because then I will have you every day in my life?

15 . When the white clouds float by, it is the trace that I miss you; when the breeze blows, it is the tenderness that I miss you; when the rain falls, it is the evidence that I miss you; when the sun shines, it is the confession of my love.

16. The love is long, the heart is long, when the love is deep, when to stop? When to break, when to stop, the head is broken and the blood is bleeding, and the heart is silent; I only worry about you in this life.

17. Meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life. Your every bit of care and consideration for me melts into my blood and always turns me into happiness when I am troubled and depressed. cells. Love you!

18. Snow is the beauty of winter, you are my attraction, snow makes winter play beautiful anytime and anywhere, you let me enjoy sweetness all the time, my dear, in this cold winter , you are my most important concern, I miss you, take good care of yourself.

19. Write your name on the palm of my hand. When I open it, I miss you. When I hold it, I feel happiness.

I just want to hold hands and give you a lifetime of tenderness; I just want to be your simple support; I want to give you happiness until you grow old!

20. I intercept the colors of the rainbow and give them to winter. Color, I hope to make the cold no longer monotonous. I pick the twinkling stars to speak to the beauty of winter. I hope to let the warmth speak my heart. My dear, happy winter.

Condensed paragraphs of confession

1. Your name is my only word in "Quotations of Love", and you are my only word in "Ocean of Love" Flight! Let you and I ride this flight together for the rest of our lives!

2. I am your car, and you are my commander. If you ask me to turn left, I will never turn right. If you ask me to move forward or backward, how dare I? I am willing to accompany you for the rest of my life. As long as you don’t change cars, I will never betray you.

3. For you, I may not be a very good lover, but for me, you are the most beautiful in the world. You don’t have to love me, but you can’t stop me from loving you.

4. Giving me a million reluctant days is not enough, giving me a lifetime of warm and romantic nights is not enough. When I am with you, I always feel that the world is incomprehensible and will never have an end?

5. I love you in my heart, although I don’t say it on my lips, but I remember it in my heart; I love you day and night, even though the moon doesn’t say it, but I can accompany you in insomnia; I love you every day, although I don’t have time to testify, but I love you Be clear: love you forever.

6. The wind disrupts my direction and points to the place where you appeared. The power of love at first sight keeps you in my heart. In fact, silly imagination can enjoy your kindness. Always hovering next to you, hoping you can find this anomaly. Bring you into my world and fly, forget all the sadness, and let happiness last forever!

7. My dear, from today on, I will fall in love with you for the purpose of marriage. Don't break up because of willfulness, don't separate because of stubbornness, don't fall apart because of temptation. Believe in it for the last time and keep walking until you grow old. I only hope that in this life, I can hold my son’s hand and grow old together with him. If you dare to live forever, I will live forever.

8. Spring is here, the grass is lovesick, the flowers are in love, the butterflies are married, and the rabbit mother’s babies are all grown up. What are you waiting for? Come fall in love with me!

9. Fate is a beautiful encounter, love is the feeling of heartbeat, love is the meeting of souls, love is sweet longing, walking on the edge of loving and being loved, whether you see or not, I love you. My heart never changes!

10. Snowflakes fall on the ground, the prelude of winter pops up. I will not cry easily, because you encourage me, I will continue to work hard, give you satisfactory results, and let you Feel the warmth and sweetness all the time, my dear, in this cold winter, I wish you all the best, I love you.

11. I know that I can't be by your side. I know that all I can do is miss you from afar. I just want you to be happy, even if it’s just for me?

12. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

13. You let me taste the pain of missing you every moment, and the joy of being with you. You are the only person who can make me taste the ups and downs.

14. Winter is a magician who can change the magic of snowflakes. Winter is an angel who can bring beauty to the world. Winter is an elf who can bring happiness to you. Winter makes me simple. , let my greetings become warm and warm, my dear, happy winter.

15. There is no spring, summer, autumn and winter, no millions of light years, all the stars burn between our hands, the earth becomes a small love garden, hugging together, lingering together. Embrace Valentine’s Day on December 14th, love you forever!

16. The weather is getting colder, the wind is getting stronger, and my hands are getting colder! But none of this can stop me from having a fiery heart. !A heart that loves you! My dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!

17. If I can sing without going out of tune, I can sing accurately. heartbeat; if I can keep it in tune, I can sing and take you around.

You are my song, are you willing to listen to my tuneless tune?

18. When I met you, I became the most stingy person, wanting your undivided love. If I have you, I will become the richest person, and your love is the most precious. Even if the whole world is given to me, I will not change it.

19. I always nod my head when we meet. It’s always hard to say anything. The moment our eyes meet, I feel your tenderness.

20. Being single is understanding, being in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awakening, getting married is a mistake, getting divorced is an awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, not having a lover is a waste, and having too many lovers is an animal.

Popular confession paragraphs

1. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping that I would be transformed into a small tree and stand beside the road you pass by every day. I will fill the branches with love and longing, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

2. Baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, you are a phoenix flying in the sky, I am a jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I neither beat you nor scold you. I torture you with my emotions.

3. Are you willing to give me a support: so that when I think of you in the troubles and hustle and bustle of the world, I will have sweet peace and endless motivation, and I will have enough courage to continue to move forward. Go forward.

4. My heart will beat loudly when I think of your name! My face will be on fire when I see your face! Holding your hand is like a cloud floating gently! Do you know? I am completely fascinated by you !I vow to grow old with you.

5. When the sun rises, I send you a text message. It’s time to get up, my dear! When the stars rise, I send you a text message. My dear, I wish you sweet dreams! Every day I miss you every night, I just wish you had a better life than me!

6. I walked alone for so many years and didn’t feel anything until I met you. Are you willing to accompany me to walk the rest of the way?

7. I am afraid that it will be too late, but I will hold you until I see traces of snow on your hair?

8. Blessing is the feeling you bring me; missing is the gift I give you; sincerity is what makes me always fall in love with you; staying together is our sweet future; infatuation is what I give you An unchanging vow!

9. Buddha said: It took five hundred times of looking back at the past life to exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you, and I can tell you: I really want to love you.

10. The most twinkling thing in the world is the eyes, the most beautiful The most beautiful is the smile, the gentlest is your hand, the rarest thing in the world is love, the strongest is determination, the most precious is sincerity, dear, please accept my sincerity.