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First, pigs and Chinese cabbage

Good cabbage is arched by pigs. Many men have said that they are angry and jealous. To tell the truth, the person w

On the topic of pigs and Chinese cabbage

First, pigs and Chinese cabbage

Good cabbage is arched by pigs. Many men have said that they are angry and jealous. To tell the truth, the person w

On the topic of pigs and Chinese cabbage

First, pigs and Chinese cabbage

Good cabbage is arched by pigs. Many men have said that they are angry and jealous. To tell the truth, the person who arches cabbage is a bit ugly, and there is nothing extraordinary about it. But also a layman with so many shortcomings, that is, an ordinary person in a grassroots society. I haven't seen the Chinese cabbage he arched, but I have seen photos and heard people say it. She's beautiful, and I hear she's nice. One day, I finally saw myself, and my getting along and observation completely denied my conclusion. I just looked at the photo and didn't see anyone, but I didn't know my face. Listen to what others say, but don't experience it yourself. It will only flow in other people's remarks, not this real her, but such a fictional her. Kuang heard from another pig that in the eyes of pigs, cabbage is a good thing. My conclusion now is that people who can live together without entering a house will not have the same smell, which is the source of the same smell. So the cabbage that can be arched by pigs is not necessarily a good cabbage! 80% of Chinese cabbage is just shiny on the outside and rotten inside. Will the really good cabbage pig give up? Can pigs be touched? Remember those cabbages that grow near the pigsty? You are so funny! They all smell like pig manure. Chinese cabbage raised with pig shit, if the pig doesn't arch you, who will he give it to! We know that in rural areas, vegetable farmers will water cabbage with feces, which is why cabbage is big and white. The smell of cabbage excites pigs. Everyone has seen pigs playing in the pen, because in the eyes of pigs, cabbage is not cabbage, but dung. Pigs and cabbages are intrinsically related and causal, and cabbages are cheap and common. A few cents a catty, the streets are rotten. Therefore, cabbage is a vulgar thing, and cabbage is not ginseng ganoderma lucidum. No one has ever seen it. Feed ginseng and ganoderma lucidum to pigs. Similarly, pigs are vulgar things, so pigs and cabbage are the same thing. One day, the pig arched a rose, which is a really good cabbage arched by the pig. It also shows that this pig is very powerful and skilled, and can arch out roses. Really good cabbage will not be arched by pigs, and the cabbage that can be arched by pigs is basically not so good. My final conclusion is that any cabbage arched by pigs must be rotten cabbage.

Second, the phoenix and the rotten mouse.

There is a story in Zhuangzi that the phoenix never eats rotten mice. Rotten mice are often eaten by owls and the like, so one person has one person's food and one person has one person's taste. Phoenix doesn't eat rotten mice, but owls like them very much. Rotten mice are not the lai of the phoenix, so snow lotus, which the phoenix loves to eat, must not be used to by owls. Remember, even the best cabbage is only cabbage, cabbage is a rotten mouse, and a good cabbage is at best a white, big and tasteless live mouse. Rats, in turn, are still rats, and cabbage is still useless after all, not ginseng ganoderma lucidum. Only pigs can say in a jealous tone: good cabbage is arched by pigs. This is a pig without arched cabbage. For example, a pig bowing cabbage. Phoenix will never stand by and say: good cabbage is arched by pigs. Because Phoenix doesn't eat rotten mouse cabbage, it only eats Ganoderma lucidum and Saussurea involucrata, so it won't be jealous. If you give a pig a bunch of roses, the pig won't arch it, because the pig doesn't know rose fragrance and only loves Chinese cabbage. Therefore, the person who speaks Chinese cabbage well must not be a phoenix. Such a person can only be a pig. Known as a good cabbage, she is still a cabbage after all, and will not become a rose when she dies, nor can she sell the price of Ganoderma lucidum. People say pig, he will never give up eating cabbage. Because pigs naturally like to eat this bite, give him something delicious. He can't enjoy it and can't stay. I am not a pig. I won't bow my head, cabbage Cabbage is not my cup of tea. Common powder and rural wild women are Chinese cabbage and rotten mice. There is nothing wrong with rotten mice, but rotten mice will definitely be eaten by owls, because this is the law of natural survival. In rural areas, farmers often pick up rotten cabbage or cabbage leaves and throw them to pigs. Cabbage itself is a pig's dish. Phoenix should not compete with pigs to eat cabbage, so Chinese cabbage should not compete with Ganoderma lucidum to become Phoenix's next drink. Phoenix is going to Tianshan Mountain to find Snow Lotus. Don't compete with pigs to arch cabbage, let alone stand beside the pigsty and say anything. All the good cabbages are arched by pigs.

Third, what is the place where it grows.

You are a Chinese cabbage, and you are also a snow lotus growing on a snowy mountain. You are an owl, and you are a phoenix. So you have to understand what you are. Owls always like to eat rotten mice. He can't like to eat snow lotus. Phoenix always likes to eat snow lotus, so it can't eat a rotten mouse. It must be cabbage, not roses, that can be arched by pigs. So when we see Chinese cabbage arched by pigs, don't be jealous, don't be sad. Because cabbage is used to feed pigs, pigs can gain weight. We can also see why cabbage grows white and big, because farmers will water cabbage with feces. Therefore, it is pig manure that nourishes Chinese cabbage, and Chinese cabbage returns to pigs, which is a virtuous circle. We can also see people who like to say that cabbage is good all the time, and often like to say such things. He is not a phoenix, he must be a pig. Because only pigs will be jealous that pigs have arched cabbage, and pigs will never be jealous that a phoenix has eaten snow lotus. Snow lotus is worthless in the eyes of pigs, and roses are far less beautiful than cabbage in the eyes of pigs. Because pigs like the taste of cabbage, but they don't like the taste of roses. Then we have to reflect on ourselves. If you want to be a saussurea involucrata, you must grow in the mountains. There must be a natural world to raise you, and it is impossible for farmers to plant you. Because snow lotus breathes the breath of heaven and earth in the deep mountains and absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon. However, we found that Chinese cabbage is watered with manure from chemical fertilizers, so Chinese cabbage has a vulgar taste. We can also see that this kind of poultry, pigs, are also raised by people, eating aquatic vegetables and keeping them in captivity. You've never seen anyone raise a phoenix. Can't rely on people to raise. Nothing that someone keeps will be ecstatic. Only through natural creation can we cultivate extraordinary spirit. Therefore, as a person, we should not stay in the secular world every day, and we should not stay in the dirty and noisy city every day. That will make us ugly, because the environment we live in often determines what kind of people we will become. You want to go between heaven and earth, you want to go to nature to nourish yourself and make yourself an elegant and indifferent person. People who grow up in the secular world will be vulgar in you, which is debauchery and wealth. People who live in nature, you will have a clear and elegant atmosphere, which is the temperament that a person should have.