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Talk about the healing between the sexes! Both men and women are worth seeing.
2, often what you care most about, you will think that the other party cares most. It is precisely because women care most about sex that she will give her body to the man she loves most. It is precisely because men care most about money that they are willing to spend money for the woman they like. Men feel that the best way to repay a woman is to give her more money; Women think that the best way to repay a man is to accompany him to unlock various postures.
3. In the philosophy of life, men feel that the best way to retaliate against women is to give money to other women; Women think that the best way to get back at men is to sleep with other men. Men are most proud not of how many women they have slept with, but of having a woman who is only willing to let him sleep alone; What a woman is most proud of is not how many men she has, but her men, who are only willing to spend money for her.
4, but the sad reality is that women should never assert how loyal your man is, and men should never think how loyal your woman is. You know, men don't care about loyalty, loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low; Women don't care about loyalty, loyalty is because they are not tempted enough.
5, sex can make men desperately make money. Money can make a woman desperate to take care of her family. Sometimes, women will have sex for money, and men will think she is very cheap. Sometimes, men will pay for sex, and women will think he is sexy! But when the love between two people disappears and a woman sleeps with any man, the man is not angry; When a man gives money to any woman, she is in no hurry.
6. In the face of sex and money, love seems so pale and powerless. A man can choose another woman for sex; A woman can choose another man for money. There is always a woman around a man, and there is always a man behind a woman. Have any men read the women around you? Do women really know the men around you? Women will be spoiled if they lack passion. Do men understand that this is a woman who loves you deeply? Men tend to be irritable when they lack passion. Do women understand that men love you deeply?
7. Women like to pester men like vines, because women like this sense of security and dependence anytime and anywhere, and men work hard outside, so men hope that women can occasionally spoil; Men like to have a king-like woman, because men like this kind of possession and conquest anytime and anywhere, and women work hard at home, so women hope men can care more.
8. Gentleness is a woman's nature. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. When a man comes home exhausted, a woman's gentle eyes and shy smile make him feel very comfortable. Being strong is a man's nature. Even the weakest person has an iron side. Women go home wronged, and men's generous shoulders and solid hugs keep her warm.
9. In the philosophy of life, there must be a great woman behind a successful man to support him, because the success of a man is the success of a woman; There must be a great man who loves her behind a happy woman, because the happiness of a woman is the happiness of a man! So women are old and young, and the rest of the time is men's; Men are busy with work and socializing, and the rest of the time belongs to women.
10, women have sex, so women are the comfort of men after they are tired from work, and men have money, so men's money is the ornament of women's safe. Men fight outside, women are included, women are injured, men come to comfort, children come to be intimate, but men have no children, so men are women's lifelong dependence. Men are tired, women are considerate, and children are concerned, but children cannot live without women, so women are the sustenance of men all their lives.
1 1. If a woman is not good to you because of your money, please ask a man to love her more, because there are too few women in the world who are not greedy for money and are good to you; If a man doesn't love you because he gets sex, please cherish him more, because there are too few men who are not interested in sex and are good to you in this world. If a woman still clings to you when you are poor, please don't abandon her when you are rich; If a man still loves you when you are old, please don't betray him when you are tempted!
12. When men and women are endowed with heavenly life, they are complementary, relative and peaceful in their marriage life. Therefore, a sweet and beautiful family can be created through close cooperation between men and women, mutual trust and understanding, and kindness. Only when husband and wife tolerate each other, understand each other, endure each other and make do with each other can they get along well for a hundred years and grow old together!
Because of love, why are you afraid of destruction?
1, don't fall in love for loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?
No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot.
3. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. He (she) wants to leave you, and there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful.
It doesn't matter to fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.
5. Don't give up pursuing your plan because your looks are not as good as each other's. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.
6. The high divorce rate at least reflects the difference between good and bad. On the bright side, people's ideas have become humanized, and they no longer imprison themselves for feudal thoughts. Unfortunately, they are sloppy about marriage. I haven't decided what to get married.
7. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.
8. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce rashly again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.
9. It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.
10, what's the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.
1 1, the first love is unforgettable and it feels wonderful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.
12, most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love failed. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one.
13, men become bad when they have money, yes, many men do, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
14, forever? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best in their life journey. That is, the one who is destiny takes a hand. Why can't you find it? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may find destiny takes a hand at 40, but can you wait until you are 40? I couldn't find it in my twenties, so I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, but I had to give it up. This is the sorrow of life.
15, it will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.
16. Some people always complain that they can't find the right person. It doesn't matter once or twice. Too much is a problem. First of all, you should review whether you have any problems. If not, you have to look at your own eyes. Why do you always meet the bad guys?
17, some people say that once a man changes his mind, nine cows can't be pulled back. If a woman changes her mind, can nine cows be pulled back? There are only physiological differences between men and women, and they are almost the same psychologically.
18, if you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious.
19, interested in each other, not saying it, is the highest state of love. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, the fiery psychology of eye contact and the thrilling feeling when touching their fingers. Once you say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after two people agree, all behaviors have been recognized, and with psychological preparation, they will gradually become numb in the end.
20, a radish and a pit, talk about marriage. In fact, for love, it is not established. Excellent people, regardless of gender, will be a radish with several pits. So every day there are stories of joys and sorrows in this world.
2 1, there are two kinds of women who are cute. One is the mother type, very considerate, very caring and considerate of men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy, very dependent on men, and such a woman together, will stimulate their men's personality. For example, beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think about protecting my little woman. There is another kind of woman who doesn't care about others and never gives in to men. Such a woman makes men helpless.
22. Cheating is not a bad man's patent. Good men have it, so when you meet such a man, don't kill him with a stick. You can try to give him a chance. If you can change, you can still be together. Decades of relationships are not easy. Sometimes you don't have to take men's occasional infidelity too seriously.
23. It is said that behind a successful man, there is often an unknown woman supporting him. Behind a failed man, is there often an obviously noisy woman?
24. What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.
25. Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.
26. Naive people have no problems, mature people have no problems, and mature people and naive people have more problems.
27. Some women will let their boyfriends spoil them when they are in love. After marriage, they still want their husbands to pamper themselves in every way, but forget what they should do as a woman. Such a woman doesn't know love.
38. Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people don't ask about the future
39. Happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not the power of the ruling and opposition parties, but the realization of every tiny life wish. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.
40, to learn the following three things, but in front of a man, you should know, first, a kind and sweet smile; Second, look deep into a man's eyes; Third, praise men sincerely and take the initiative to say something harmless to men.
4 1. Hugging someone who doesn't love himself feels like death.
42. Two basic principles of love: First, love is a kind of fate; Second, love is the spiritual connection between lovers.
43. Men exist to make women happy.
44. Because there is love, why are you afraid of destruction?
Jane Eyre worth seeing
If others don't love me, I'd rather die than live-I can't stand being lonely and hated.
If a gust of wind or a few drops of rain stop me from doing these easy things, what's the use of such laziness in my planned future?
Do you think I will stay here for nothing? Do you think I'm a robot without feelings? Do you think that because I am poor, humble, unattractive and unknown, I have no soul and no heart? You are wrong. I have as many souls and as full a heart as you. If God gives me a little beauty and a lot of money, I will make it as hard for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you now. I'm not talking to you according to the rules and customs of social life, but my heart is talking to your heart.
Violence is not the best way to eliminate hatred-similarly, revenge can never cure harm.
◆ Human nature is so imperfect! Even the brightest planet has such black spots. Miss Scatchard's eyes can only see subtle defects, but turn a blind eye to the radiant light of the planet.
◆ Within the rugged boundary of desolate rocks, it seems to be a prison, which is the limit of exile.
Because of this changed environment, this promising new world, all my senses have been revived and become extremely active. But what do they expect? I can't say at the moment. It's a pleasant thing anyway. Maybe not on this day or this month, but in the uncertain future.
The moon strode solemnly into the sky, leaving behind the previously hidden top of the mountain and the distant mountains below, as if still looking up, bent on reaching the dark and unpredictable zenith. Those twinkling stars followed. I looked at them and felt my heart trembling and my blood boiling. Small things often pull us back to this world. The clock in the hall has rung, which is enough. I turned from the moon and the stars, opened the side door and went in.
I like today's day, like the iron-gray sky, like the solemn world in the cold, like Thornfield, like its antique, like its vastness and tranquility, like the thorns of the old tree where crows live, like its gray front, like its rows of dark windows reflecting the gray sky. But in the long years, I felt disgusted at the thought of it, avoiding it like a plague breeding ground: even now I still hate it-
When I was alone again, I thought about what I heard, peeped into my mind, examined my thoughts and emotions, and tried to put everything wandering in the endless and hopeless imagination wilderness into the reliable norms of common sense with a pair of strict hands.
Life is too short to hold grudges. Everyone makes mistakes in life, but we will die soon. Our sins will disappear with our bodies, leaving only the spark of spirit. That's why I never want revenge and never think that life is unfair. I live a quiet life, waiting for the end.
I'm angry and jealous, and I can't stand it. But when I saw the elegant little man (I knew him and despised him) and heard their heartless and frivolous conversation, my anger went out. Jealousy has vanished. Because such a woman doesn't deserve my love, and such a rival in love doesn't deserve my hate.
I can't help my eyes, and I can't help going to see him, just like a thirsty man who knows that water is poisonous but still drinks it. I didn't intend to love him, and I tried to nip the bud of love, but when I saw him again, my love came back to life.
I love Mr. Rochester so much that I almost regard him as a god. Although I don't think he is evil now. But can I trust him again? Can you go back to him? I know I have to leave him. To me, he is not what he used to be. He is not the man I imagined. My love has been lost. Hope is shattered, lying in bed in a daze, just want to die. Darkness slowly surrounded me.
If God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make it as hard for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you now. But god didn't arrange it this way. But our spirits are equal. Just like you and I walked through the grave and stood before God as equals.
There is nothing happier than being loved by your peers and feeling that your arrival can add a joy to them.
◆ I should hate those people who always hate me no matter how I please them; I should resist those who punish me unfairly. She will soon be detached from the secular wind and rain, and her spirit has struggled to get rid of its material residence. When it is finally free, where will it fly?
People abandoned by fate are always forgotten by friends.
◆ You are cold because you are lonely; No one can touch the fire in your heart. You are sick because the best, noblest and sweetest feelings people have been given are far away from you. You are stupid, because no matter how painful it is, you will not summon that emotion to get close to you, nor will you step forward to meet it where it is waiting for you.
1, you are mortal, so mistakes are inevitable.
At least give me a new kind of hard labor.
3. Forget the disaster in your dream and only think about the happiness in reality!
I'm afraid my hope is too bright to come true!
If I were you, I would like the earth to crack and swallow me.
6. People who are abandoned by fate are always forgotten by his friends!
7. When I was beaten for no reason, we should fight back hard!
Since the trial is inevitable, we have to bite the bullet and bear it.
9. People should act, even if they can't find it, they should create it.
10, I want to pour tears on you, just hope it falls on my chest!
1 1, the fire of love is lit in our hearts, and we will be one from now on.
12, I think everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.
13, even for people like me, there are still a few rays of sunshine in life after all.
14, you beautiful and lovely bird, where are you taking my heart?
15, this wine glass is sweet and pleasing to the eye, because it has touched the lips of the bosom friend.
16, one stage of my life will end tonight and start a new stage tomorrow.
17, within the rugged boundary of desolate rocks, it seems to be a prison, which is the limit of exile.
18. Patiently enduring the pain that only you feel is far better than acting rashly and producing bad results.
19, my principles have never been trained, so I may grow crooked because of lack of care.
20. I gave up praying and imagined a more humble prayer, praying for change and praying for excitement.
2 1, violence is not the best way to eliminate hatred-similarly, revenge can never cure harm.
22. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
23. The more lonely you are, the less friends you have, the less support you have, and the more you should respect yourself.
24. A quarter spent in Lowood seems to be an era, not a golden age.
25. Canadian-style low temperature no longer appears at night and early morning, and almost freezes the blood in our veins.
If others don't love me, I'd rather die than live-I can't stand being lonely and hated.
27. The unpolluted and infected memory must be a great wealth and an inexhaustible source of physical and mental happiness.
28. You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.
29. Revenge I tasted it for the first time and liked drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.
30. I will always be gentle and sincere to those who are gentle and steady, disciplined and strong, and resilient in quiet inside.
3 1, I'm just reminding yourself, sir. You say that mistakes bring regrets, and you say that regrets are the poison of life.
32. If you can't avoid it, you have to endure it. Can't stand what life is destined to endure, it is weakness and stupidity.
33. Feelings without judgment are really tasteless, but judgments without emotional treatment are too bitter and rough to swallow.
Love yourself. Don't waste your whole-hearted love, soul and strength generously as gifts in unnecessary and despised places.
Whenever and wherever, Helen has proved to me that a calm and faithful friendship, embarrassment or anger can do no harm.
Even if the whole world hates you and believes that you are a bad person, as long as you have a clear conscience and know that you are innocent, you will not have no friends.
37. Just like the joy experienced by a man dying of thirst, he knew that the spring water he climbed into had been poisoned, but he bent down to drink holy water.
38. No longer indulging in resentment, the bitterness and indignation in the narrative is much less than in the past, the attitude is restrained, the content is concise, and it sounds more credible.
39. Unfortunately, he is just a selfish and heartless person. After hearing the disaster, the self-centered pain is mixed with blind contempt for the victims!
40. I love you If one day, I turn into a cup of loess, the spring grass growing on this loess is also green for you, and the flowers blooming on this loess are also bright for you.
The text of the classic treatment system is worth reading.
If you lose something, it's only a hundred miles in Fiona Fang; If you lose love, it will be the end of the world.
You know how strong you can be when being strong is your only choice.
Living sincerely, uniquely and smartly is certainly beautiful. People are the happiest in life, those who are not greedy, those who are not angry, those who are not jealous and those who are not divided are the happiest. Happiness comes from dedication, and happiness comes from consciousness.
Life doesn't need to be prosperous, just plain. Pain without words is a kind of wisdom, and smiling without words is an open mind. Only by tasting the pain can we cherish the happiness that we ignore; Without pain, the feast of life will be dull; Without the ordinary, the picture of life is shallow.
Life is less than 100, and I am always worried about my age. Sometimes, less muscle is better than more heart. Indifference is the most beautiful attitude in life, which will not be easily hurt and bring more joy and hope to people around you. Be cool, it can make you open-minded and appreciate the beauty of life.
Life is like tea, calm down. Willing to give up will not suffer, moderate contentment will not regret; Remember to be grateful so as not to complain, and know how to cherish so as not to be ashamed. In life, we seek satisfaction in indifference, peace of mind in due diligence, happiness in dedication and happiness in loyalty.
There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.
Living with your heart is the best life. The most terrible thing in life is not that the eyes are out of sight, but that the heart has lost its direction. If there is another shore in my heart, the sail of dreams will be raised sooner or later; If there is an immortal lighthouse in your heart, there is still hope even if you have a narrow escape. Protect the lamp of kindness, let her grow bright, and there will be hope in life.
Life needs some moments to slow down and calm down. Tell yourself, it's good to be alive.
No matter how persistent the future is, there will be a past; Seagulls will be confused no matter how chic they are; Look forward to, there will be disappointment; No matter how low-key the story is, it will be stubborn; No matter how pure the words are, there will be sadness. Life has its ups and downs. You can't lose your mood unless you walk into a dead end.
The world in the eyes is just a representation; Every step of life has a price. Everyone will get what they want and lose what they don't want to lose. But all the people in this world, who is not like this? There is nothing to pray for. Perseverance and happiness as much as possible are the true meaning of life.
This world will not easily make a person lonely. There are too many disappointments in the long road of life. To say the least, this is a vast sky. As long as you don't forget your ultimate mission, then you are still you. Being able to stand the ridicule of others is a sign of magnanimity and tolerance.
I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.
Life without planning is called jigsaw puzzle, and life with planning is called blueprint; No matter how much I have achieved when I grow up and how indestructible my heart is, compared with my carefree childhood, those are bitter.
Memory can really turn a person into a psychopath. A second ago, his mouth rose slightly, and this second, his eyes were moist.
Learning to be patient is often more valuable than strength. People passing by, scenery along the way, different feelings, unparalleled mood, only oneself know best. Pain, laughter, injury, helplessness, relief, the last trace of life, deep or shallow, in short, has passed, the future remains to be continued, and we are still growing.
When I am in a bad mood, I just want to be alone. Don't ask for comfort, just ask someone to understand.
Memories are beautiful because they are comforted by smiles and moistened by tears.
Cherish yourself, life will be better; Cherish others, and life will be full of love; Cherish the past is wealth, cherish the present is strength; Cherish the future and we will be more confident. In life, when there is prosperity, there is adversity, when there is happiness, there is pain, and when there is giving up, there is gain. With a brave heart, life will be better and more exciting!
Don't dwell on the past, don't be afraid of the future and the past. Gains and losses, success or failure, happiness or pain have all passed, and you can only recall them, but you can't go back. But sometimes, we always have a hard time with the past and indulge in the aftertaste and decadence of the past. Life should look forward. Only by liberating yourself from the past can there be a way ahead.
Love is the eternal life of two people, not one person's wishful thinking.
Not everyone who passes by will know, and not everyone who knows is worrying. In this life, in that place, when we turned around, you said I appeared at the wrong time, but we couldn't forget that sincere feeling. Missed years, in the desert of the north, colorful Wei Zihua bloomed, but they were deserted, and the spring and summer came again. Once, I tried to count my injuries with a smile.
When people are quiet, they can settle down, but their hearts can't stand it. Live your life without touching, get close to the world of mortals, and don't wear away your clarity in the world of mortals. Keep your mind sharp, feel the beauty of the four seasons from the perspective of quiet life, enjoy the richness and tranquility of your heart, cultivate a crystal heart, clarify yourself and cool others.
If you want to live a happy life, you must learn to be happy with the times, do ordinary things, be ordinary people, keep a healthy attitude and keep a balanced attitude. If we can treat every day with this best mood, then every day will be full of sunshine and hope.
Learn to smile even if things don't go well. Anyway, there are some things to smile about.
No matter how good a person is, he is yours first, which makes sense. Love is not better than anyone in the end, but who can accompany you to the end. Therefore, the best is not you from the stars, but you from around you. The so-called lifetime is to be with you wholeheartedly.
A person must be lovelorn emotionally at least once, fail in his career once, and make mistakes in his choice once before he can really grow up. So don't be afraid to lose, it's too late!
All the time in life is not wasted. As long as you pass by, you will leave traces and become mature.
Make yourself strong, just for yourself. What we said, what we did, the road we walked, and the people we met are all memories of our future. Life has ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything. In this world, sometimes you laugh at others, sometimes you laugh at yourself, relax, give yourself happiness and give others happiness.
The fate missed in life is always more than the gain. There are always more people who fall in love than those who love last. What can move people is always the process. It is also a process that makes you cry. People you think are bigger than the sky at the moment may be just passers-by tomorrow. Don't care about temporary happiness, but look to the future. Love is not a problem, the question is how long it will last. Love is not a problem, but it will always be.
If you have the criteria for choosing a lover from the beginning, such as height, education, income, etc. You will find that you will eventually fall in love with completely different people. The wonder of love is that it is unpredictable. At a certain moment, someone touched your heartstrings. All the impossible things will become possible. Love is not a competition, but a chance encounter. Since it can make you fall in love, there is no need to regret it.
Some people with you will make you suspicious. Some people are with you, but they make you shine. Some people with you will make you cry. Some people accompany you, but they make you better and better. Whether you love the right person or not depends on your state. It's getting worse and worse, and no amount of love is actually wrong. Love the right person, he will make you feel the sunshine. Warmth is the essence of love.
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