Chongqing forest dialogue

1. When we were closest, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.

2. Everyone is lovelorn, and I will run every time I fall in love, because running can evaporate the water in your body and make me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

I don't know when to start. I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

The day we broke up was April Fool's Day, so I always thought she was joking, and I was willing to let her joke for a month. From the day we broke up, I bought a can of canned pineapple that expired in May 1 every day, because pineapple is the favorite in May, and May 1 is my birthday. I told myself that when I bought 30 cans, if she didn't come back, the relationship would expire.

I don't know when it started. Everything has its day. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

Finally, in a convenience store, I found the 30th can of pineapple. 1 On the morning of May, I began to understand one thing. In Mei's mind, I am no different from this canned pineapple.

7. Some people say that a dog is man's best friend, but why doesn't it share my pain with me at this time?

I don't know if it is a record-breaking. That night, I ate all the pineapples. Fortunately, May doesn't like durian, otherwise I'm definitely finished. I really want to celebrate. One may have fallen asleep, but I don't know where the other may be.

8. I didn't expect to be abandoned by two women named May overnight. In order to heal, I decided not to look for a woman named Mei.

Those thirty cans of canned pineapple upset my stomach, so I went to a bar because I heard that wine can help digestion.

10, there is a song called Let Love End at Sunrise. This is how I feel now. How can I forget May? I told myself that from this minute on, I would like the first woman who came in.

1 1. I didn't expect that the rest she said was the real rest. I watched two sets of Cantonese feature films and ate chef's salad four times. When it was almost dawn, I knew I should go. I helped her take off her shoes when I left. I remember my mother said that when a woman sleeps in high heels, her feet will swell the next day. She must have walked a long way last night. For a beautiful woman like her, high heels should be very clean.

12, I was born at six in the morning, and I will be 25 years old in two minutes. In other words, I have been in this world for a quarter of a century. At this historic moment, I went running, and I successfully evaporated the excess water in my body. I feel very happy. When I left this stadium, I left my pager because I knew that no one would call me again today.

1 March 51,1994, a woman said "happy birthday" to me. Because of this sentence, I will always remember this woman. If memory is also a can, I hope this can will not expire; If there must be one more day, I hope it will be ten thousand years.

14. When I was closest to her, the distance between us was only 0.0 1 cm. I know nothing about her. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man