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People who eat crabs say friends circle.
1, it's my favorite season! The weather is cool, plus you can enjoy osmanthus, drink tea and eat crabs! So happy.
2. The first person who eats crabs is not eating crabs, but constantly affirming and denying himself.
3, crabs are delicious, everyone loves them, north and south are the same, regardless of elegance and custom.
This crab is wearing blue and purple armor, dancing with a big knife and staring straight at it with bulging eyes. It's like a general with power and prestige on all sides.
5. Why crabs are so delicious? It is estimated that there is too little crab yellow, and I have licked crabs all night. I am satisfied.
6. Delicious crabs are definitely delicious, and every bite is especially enjoyable. This really means that they love eating too much. Seafood food not to be missed.
7. I don't like crabs. When I saw all my friends eating, I suddenly became greedy.
8. When eating crabs, you can add some Jiang Mo to the vinegar juice. Ginger can drive away the cold, or you can drink a cup of brown sugar ginger tea after a meal.
9. When I was a child, I was ignorant. I always thought that crab yellow was crab excrement. Later, I learned that crab roe is so delicious that it is absolutely delicious to dip it in vinegar.
10, autumn is coming, and it is the best season to eat crabs. So I made a Korean-style crab meat cheese rice cake and invited friends, which was really pleasant.
1 1, I love autumn! Autumn is the season of crab harvest! The price of crabs in autumn is cheaper than pork!
12, the first crab in autumn was Yangcheng Lake seven years ago. I didn't like crabs at that time, and people really changed little by little.
13, autumn should not be sad and lonely, but sitting comfortably at home, eating a plate of crabs and drinking a little wine. Life should be like this!
14, once I ate a few live crabs in a hot pot, and one of them crawled around dishonestly, and as a result, he climbed into the hot pot and became red. The crab behind him was scared silly.
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