I want to perform storytelling, please write a manuscript (less than 5 minutes, Shan Tianfang is given priority)

It’s really hard to find storytelling manuscripts under 5 minutes long, usually more than 20 minutes long.

I’ve posted the first half of Zhuge Liang’s Confrontation with Confucians below:

Zhang Zibu's verbal battle with Kong Ming

Kong Ming entered the "Yingbin Hotel". The literati from Jiangnan all sit in their seats

Okay. Then he raised his hands to Zhuge Liang and said, "Please! Please! Please!"

Zhuge Liang was very sensitive when he saw this scene. They call "please", please

What is it? It's just that you have to sit down first before you can talk. "Please sit down when guests come, but don't send them away when they leave." This is what a three-year-old child would say. Even illiterate people understand why these Jiangdong doctors, such Are you unwilling to say the word "sit"?

It makes sense for people in Jiangdong to only say "please" and not "sit".

Because there is no seat for Kong Ming in the hall. How come there is no seat for him in such a big four-sided hall?

It turns out that the "Welcome Guest House" and the official hall were set up on both sides of the lobby.

It was because some things were difficult to decide in the lobby, and civil and military officials couldn't think of a solution in the lobby.

It took a long time , all stood exhausted. At this time, you can temporarily withdraw from the hall.

The literati retreated to the "Welcome Guest House", and the military generals retreated to the official hall to sit down and discuss things further.

If the matter concerns scholars, then Sun Quan will go to the "Yingbin Pavilion" to discuss with the officials; if the matter concerns military generals, Sun Quan will go to the official hall to discuss with the generals. Whether it's the "Guest Hall",

or the official hall, there is a seat for everyone. Now Zhang Zhao has already inquired and understood.

Zhuge Liang must sit down before he can turn his thoughts, speak lucidly, and be full of strategies. Therefore, Zhang Zhao ordered his men to move all the empty seats. There were only twenty seats for the twenty or so of us. Including

Including just now, Zhuge Jin moved with his front foot and moved the seat with his back foot. Let you Kong Ming

come, only for the sake of standing up. So you can't say "please sit down!" If you say so, Kong Ming

will say, please come and sit down, why are there no seats? Then we have no choice but to give up our seats

to him. Now shouting "please" means that you can only stand, but the word "stand" cannot be said out loud, so you can understand it yourself. In the final analysis, these people (including Kong Ming

) are all talented and extremely intelligent literati, so everything they say is carefully chosen, making the verbal battle even more subtle. .

Seeing that there were no seats around, Kong Ming thought to himself: This is a difficult problem

. I just need to sit down, twirl my beard with one hand, and shake the fan with the other hand, and come up with clever ideas

Slowly, let you change it in a thousand ways, and I will always answer fluently. Now ask me to hold a fan

Standing here while you are all sitting down, what’s the point of this? People have no place to stay.

You have to answer the questions in front of you, and you have to rotate your body to the questions in the back. If you run forward

and jump back, won't you break your muscles and bones? Kong Ming's eyes looked towards the top of the "Guesthouse", haha! Nothing more, nothing less, just one seat. So how come it doesn't exist for a while and then appears again the next? Of course, this is not a given.

Zhang Zhao could move all the other chairs in the hall, but there was only one chair that belonged to Sun Quan. He did not dare to move it under any circumstances. Because Sun Quan often went to the "Yingbin Pavilion" for discussions, even if he didn't come, no one would touch it.

There is another meaning: today this seat is empty, which makes you Zhuge Liang even more sad.

Just like a child who wants to get what he wants, but there is always hope. And out of reach.

You, Kong Ming, are a guest from Jiangxia County. This is the exclusive seat of the master of the six counties in Jiangdong. You

can only watch, but are not qualified to sit.

If you just sit there for a while, wouldn't it become a prestige?

At this time, Kong Ming saw that the seat was condescending, and he guessed it must be Sun Quan

's seat. But he had already made up his mind that as long as there was an empty seat, no matter whose seat it was, I, Zhuge Liang, would always take it. Unless you, Zhang Zhao, move all the seats, I, Kong Ming, will only have standing ones. To be honest, if you put a seat down there, I would not be able to show off the majesty of my military advisor if I sat on it. I would only be on an equal footing with you guys. Now

If you sit in this seat, I won't blame you if I call you "Lord".

Kong Ming thought of this and slowly walked up to the single seat.

When these scholars saw Kong Ming walking in that direction, they all looked at Zhang Zhao:

This old man is really going to sit down. Zhang Zhao remained calm and composed, indicating that everyone should not make a fuss

but just rest assured that Zhuge Liang was sensible after all. I asked him to sit down, but he didn't dare to sit down. If he really sits on it, I can say that he can't stand up, so I can say to him: "Mr. Kong Ming, you are Liu Bei's military adviser, how can you go to Jiangsu?" p>Why did Dong Lai seize this exclusive seat and cause rebellion? From this point of view, you are a farmer from Nanyang and a country boy. How did you become Liu Bei? >

How can our military advisor come to our Jiangdong to persuade Liu to reject Cao? No need to say more, quickly return to Jiangxia." Just saying this made him dumbfounded.

Fidgeting.

At this time, Kong Ming walked to the solitary seat and was thinking in his heart. If he sat down like this

it would be a big mistake. They would catch his pigtails. A place to stay.

When Hou Yisheng came to the hall, everything we discussed overnight was in vain. Kong Ming just now

In the future, there are countless gossips, and everyone is not afraid of the sky or the earth. Now that Zhuge Liang is here, everyone is timid again and hesitates to move forward.

As for Zhang Zhao, he was calm and thinking about how to speak. He thought, I

either don't speak, or if I speak, I will slander Kong Ming with one word. In fact,

If you want to criticize Kong Ming in one sentence, it is simply impossible. The question you asked Zhang Zhao

is definitely important, even a blockbuster. However, Kong Ming has already thought about the issues that you think are important over and over again. Zhang Zhao thought for a while and looked at Gu Yong next to him: Mr. Gu, let me start a conversation first. There are three ways of talking in the belly, which is like a battlefield. The general will play three rounds to explore the opponent's strength. However, I

These three attacks are also very powerful. If I can win in these three attacks, then the matter will be solved. If I lose. Please, Mr. Gu, come up and take over. I'll wait for more than a dozen people to take turns fighting with him, which made him thirsty and exhausted.

When Gu Yong saw Zhang Zhao looking at him, he knew that Zhang Zhao was about to speak, and he also made a decision in his heart: You, Zhang Zhao, have the highest prestige among our group of literati. Talent and learning are also the best

. You win. Let's knock down the wall and push everyone aside. If we have any plans or suggestions, we can make Kong Ming faceless and go to the hall. If you, Zhang Zhao, lose, then I will too

No need to show your embarrassment, why ask for trouble! ——The war of words has not yet begun, but he has already thought of a way out.

Now Zhang Zhao stood up and raised his hand in front of Kong Ming: "I'll see you below

The military advisor."

Kong Ming heard someone coming to take care of him and realized the verbal fight. Begin. This person calls himself "I am below" but does not know his first and last name. What kind of person is he? But Kong Ming was unwilling to ask him. So I opened my eyes slightly and took a look at the person who came. I saw that he was about thirty years old. He was eight feet tall, wore a gauze hat and red robe, and was dressed like a doctor from his family. I secretly thought:

Those who can bear the brunt must be evil. This person looks so familiar.

I remembered that when I was crossing the river, Lu Su had introduced him. They had exactly the same appearance and attire, and they must be Zhang Zhao, a popular man under Sun Quan.

Therefore, Kong Ming did not hesitate to call him by his first name: "Mr. Zibu."

Ah! I have never met him before, and we met here for the first time in this life. How come I don't know him, but he is like an old friend reunited after a long separation, and we feel like old friends at the first sight? So

I stood there and thought.

Kong Ming saw him pause and thought to himself, you really are Zhang Zhao. You are the first literati

you must be both talented and talented, and good at asking questions. Today I, Kongming, will capture the thief first and capture the king first.

I will try to restrain you and see how you, a group of literati, end up! So he put on a look of disdain. Since you claim to be inferior, I won't be polite to you.

Just compete.

"I have heard for a long time that Mr. Gao Wolongzhong compares himself with management and music. I wonder if this statement is true

?"

In one sentence, it is a round. I heard that when Kong Ming was in Wollongong, he often compared himself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Although we have heard about it in Jiangdong,

After all, it comes from other people's mouths, so there is fear of blackmail. Today's encounter, face to face confrontation, can this be said? These words are indeed dangerous. If what Kong Ming said is true, then Zhang Zhao will say that Guan Zhong assisted Qi Henggong and nine princes, and Le Yi helped the weak Yan conquer and strengthen Qi.

More than seventy cities, Both of them have great talents. You Kong Ming is a common man in the village.

You claim to be talented in management and music. Are you talking arrogantly and speaking without shame? If Kong Ming

does not admit this statement, then he will not admit it: seeing that the Jiangdong scholars are extremely afraid,

win is guaranteed in the first round. In short, it is not good to say yes, nor to say no

It is a dead end on both sides.

When Kong Ming heard Zhang Zhao’s impetuous question, he felt that he was really powerful. Today he had met his

rival. Before I came out, I thought deeply about it in the study and made many preparations.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhao’s questions were original and unexpected, and it was difficult to explain at the moment.

As the saying goes: A wise man will lose something after a thousand worries; a fool will gain something after a thousand worries. They

the Jiangdong literati are all talented and outstanding in writing and ink. Even if I, Kong Ming, are descended from the gods,

I will inevitably make mistakes. But at the beginning of the verbal fight, could it be that I was defeated by default even if I didn’t even try to parry?

no! This is no small matter. If I lose this battle to them, I

will not be able to gain a foothold in Jiangdong and have to turn back to Jiangxia County. Cao Cao cannot be defeated and the Han Dynasty cannot prosper, which also means that Liu Bei's three-thirds of the world will be in vain.

Everything is difficult at the beginning. Just like on the battlefield, if the opponent uses it as soon as he comes on the battlefield

The killer will really find it difficult to deal with it, and he will have to use all his strength to fight. If

the two generals just compete with each other in a battle of wits and get familiar with each other, they can kill the enemy

. Fortunately, today is a literary battle, and there is no chance of life or death. I, Kong Ming, just deal with the enemy calmly and not be chaotic in the face of battle.

When Kong Ming thought of this, he calmed down. You and I

Jiangdong Wenru had no grudges in the past and no grudges these days, so why must we quarrel with each other?

It’s all about preserving the territory and defeating Cao Cao. At this point, everyone still has the same language

. But you have to surrender and keep your name; I want to fight to help Liu Bei conquer the world, and at the same time, to prevent your master Sun Quan from being destroyed. Those who surrender will be disapproved of by the people and will receive little help; those who fight will obey the will of nature and follow the general trend. As soon as you Zhang Zhao started the war, you showed your sharpness, and I had no choice but to fight tit for tat. I can't be polite to you. You can only be polite after you see Sun Quan inside. Do you think I, Kong Ming, can only answer you with a "yes" or a "no"? This can really be said to be "with the heart of a villain, the heart of a gentleman is measured."

If I really get the job you expected, I won't be called "Wolong". Why not call me "Fuchong" more accurately? So I raised my little finger to Zhang Zhao and sneered: "Hey... this Liang's life is a trivial matter!"

I took care of myself and enjoyed it This comparison is really the most humble metaphor in my life.

My talents have never been matched by anyone since ancient times. Therefore

I have no choice but to humiliate and condescend, let's compare it to Guan Zhong and Le Yi for the time being. However

It does not mean that I can only compare with them. On the contrary, my talents are far above them

. You asked an unexpected question, and I answered it with an eye-catching answer.

Zhang Zhao never imagined that Kong Ming would be so arrogant and bragging

to the extreme. Zhang Zhao also knew in his heart that Guan and Le would stay away from our dynasty. Although I don't believe in his work, there is no reliable basis to confirm it. He looked at Zhuge Liang. Although you boasted about Haikou,

you were pretentious, but you, Kong Ming, did not take advantage. This was just a false shot

Let's start it off, okay. The drama is still to come, and you will definitely be unable to eat and walk around in circles. Seeing the hole

Mingming's face showed joy, and then blurted out the second sentence: "Ah! Sir, you

It's too late to say this!"

"It's too late!" What?" I said it not too late.

"Uncle Liu visited the thatched cottage three times and saw your husband saying: 'It's like a fish in water.' Sui

Going down to Xinye, he saw that Uncle Huang only had a small area. He wanted to sweep Jingxiang, but unexpectedly

I have returned to Cao Cao. "

Like Kong Ming said, Guan Zhong and Le Yi are not as good as you, why did Liu Biao's Jing Xiangjiu County end? Was he swallowed by Cao Cao but Liu Bei gained nothing? Doesn't this just mean that you

are powerless and powerless? They were defeated in Changbanpo and had no place to settle down. How could they be compared with Guan and Le? Zhang Zhao's round developed from the first round.

After the first round, Kong Ming figured out Zhang Zhao’s intention: he aimed to try his best to

belittle me in order to improve himself. Don't think that your talents and learning are so good,

You want to bring me down with all kinds of accusations. To be honest, I won’t spare anyone even if I open my mouth. Now I’ll give you some color. He stretched out his left hand and tried to say: "Liangguan

Take the land of Hanshang..." The land of Hanshang refers to Jingxiang, also known as Jingchu, because

It used to be the territory of Chu State. The meaning is that in my opinion, Zhuge Liang, I want to take the words of Jingxiang

Nine counties. He turned his left hand up and down twice towards Zhang Zhao: "It's as easy as turning the palm of your hand."

It's as easy as turning the palm of your hand.

Zhang Zhao thought, Zhuge Liang has so many tricks up his sleeve. Just now he stretched out a little finger, and now

he took out another hand and started talking nonsense again. Such a large Jingxiang nine counties

Even if no one is stationed, asking Liu Bei to send troops to occupy it will not happen overnight. Even if you Zhuge Liang has great supernatural powers, it is impossible to get it at your fingertips.

Kong Ming saw that Zhang Zhao didn’t believe it and knew that he was suspicious again. I thought to myself that telling big words was just for fun, so I had to talk about it rarely. How could I win people's trust if it was just nonsense? Two fires destroyed Cao Cao's 200,000 soldiers. I'm afraid bragging alone can't be enough!

If you don’t believe it, I naturally have a reason to stop you from doubting it. Then he said: "

The boss Wang Liubiao sent Jingxiang to Jingxiang three times."

Listen and see if it feels like flipping hands. Before his death, Liu Biao invited my master Liu Bei to Jingzhou. At the banquet, he repeatedly asked my master Liu Bei to take over the nine counties of Jingxiang after the death of the boss Wang Yi. Because he Both of his sons are not as capable as Liu Biao and are not worthy of the task. At this time, as long as my master Liu Bei agrees to say "yes", the land in Jingxiang will belong to the emperor's uncle and no one can compete for it.

So

he continued: "But my lord couldn't bear to take the land of the same clan. However, Liu Biao's second son Liu Cong listened to Cai and Zhang's slander and secretly surrendered to Cao. Sure enough, Meng De took Jing Xiang and was so rampant. Now my lord is in Jiangxia County. He has other plans. "I want to tell you: Although Jing Xiang has returned to Cao Cao, my family is still here. The emperor's uncle is not a mediocre person. He just wants to fly far away and establish a new foundation. How can he not become the world? Although it is now in Jiangxia County,

it has already had wonderful insights. Therefore, he said: "You can't know it easily!"

My imperial uncle's grand ambitions are beyond the comprehension of ordinary people of your generation.

It is also unimaginable for you. So he said: "The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan!" Could it be said that the swan's ambition is thousands of miles away? Do you, the sparrows, know that?

After Kong Ming finished speaking, he sneered at Zhang Zhao again.

After hearing these words, Zhang Zhao felt that Kong Ming was indeed eloquent and righteous

His words were strict and allowed no room for argument. Both rounds were easily parried by him.

His intelligence and resourcefulness are evident. I have prepared three sentences, and now I have the last move left. If I am defeated by you, I, Zhang Zhao, will consider myself no match for your Kong Ming, and I will be at my disadvantage. He said urgently: "Ah! Sir, Zhao heard that Xu Yuanzhi recommended him immediately."

Kong Ming thought, this is not bad. Liu Bei and I didn't know each other before, but we relied on Xu's recommendation in Xinye.

"Yuan Zhi said in a long pavilion ten miles away, Sir, you can read astronomy when you look up, and you can read geography when you look down

On the plane, you can know people and people, six towers, three strategies, war strategies, etc. I don't know, there is nothing I don't know. It is said to know the astronomy, observe the geography, discern the wind and clouds, observe the weather, and know the prosperity and decline of fortune. The economic strategy, the talent of the world, is better than Sun and Wu."

I think Xu Shu was forced to be a traitor in order to help Liu Bei. Unfortunately, it was in Changting that I, Kong Ming, was praised to such an extent. Just listen to him.

"The emperor's uncle heard about it, so he braved the wind and snow, stepped on the frost and dew, and paid three visits to Mr. Sir in the thatched cottage."

Liu Bei heard about you. Kong Ming has such a great talent, he will not avoid the severe cold, wind and snow

I would like to ask you Zhuge Liang three times. He is sincere and determined. It is indeed not easy.

"Sir, he is sitting in Longzhong, hugging his knees, smiling proudly at the wind and moon. At first step, he takes the prosperity of Han Dynasty as his first step, and goes out to help. Now that Uncle Liu Huang is in charge, he should do it for the prosperity of the people. Thief. Emperor

Uncle is proud of his late master. Even though he is a child, he still knows that like a tiger with wings, he is the icing on the cake.

The heroes of the court and the hermits in the mountains are all waiting to see: Mr. After hearing this, all the people saw the light of day again in the midst of water and fire." When Kong Ming heard this, he felt that Zhang Zhao was indeed an unusual person. He was indeed Sun Quan's subordinate. A counselor. Speak quietly and calmly. In the first two rounds, they tried their best

to belittle me, but this time they went out of their way and praised me endlessly. They talked about my actions

that I, Kong Ming, came out of the mountain. . However,

Zhang Zhao’s intention is not to accept me or convince me, but to belittle me.

He first praised me to the heavens and said that my ability was extremely great. Then he used examples to deny the preamble. He said that everyone was disappointed and it became more and more obvious that I was incompetent.

pole. This is called praising high and falling hard. This trick is a common technique of literati.

Although it was powerful, I was already prepared. And listening to his voice, he was about to change his tone immediately. Your words are dangerous, but I am confident. I will refute you after listening.

"Cao's soldiers came out later,..."

Sure enough, the foothold was turned. Later, when Cao Cao came out, everyone in the world wanted to see how Zhuge Liang and Cao Cao would fare.

"Disappointed, he abandoned his armor and his weapons, and fled in the hope of wind; he abandoned Xinye and Fancheng. He was defeated in Dangyang and rushed to Xiakou; he could not protect Liu Biao's foundation from above, so he rebelled from below. This is not necessarily how Guan Zhong and Le Yi used their troops to seize the orphans' territory! I hope you won't be surprised after saying this! Kong Ming laughed loudly, "Hey

Hey..." He laughed so hard that his head and neck swayed like a steel wire, and it was like a tail swaying.

No matter how well you can answer these words, I, Zhang Zhao, will admire you Kong Ming very much.

After hearing this wonderful argument, all the scholars secretly exclaimed: This statement is really profound!

Look at Kong Ming again, no matter how good you say he is, he is unparalleled. Then Guan Zhong and Le Yi, are they as defeated as you are? You have no ability to regain the old king

Liu Biao's Jingxiang County. Instead, you suffered a defeat and bullied Liu Biao's son Liu Qi,

occupying his Jiangxia County. Originally, the heroes in the court and the hermits in the mountains and forests all wept over the fact that the Han Dynasty was overthrown by the traitor Cao Cao. Seeing that you, Kong Ming, have such great ambitions, we will wait and see. I hope you will help. The people get rid of harm, and the grassroots get rid of great difficulties. Now it seems that you, Kong Ming, are just mediocre, and we have all misjudged the person. Please leave Jiangdong quickly to avoid being ridiculed and ruining your reputation.

When Kong Ming heard Zhang Zhao's words, he could be considered clear and coherent, every sentence was true, and the name was worthy of the name.

And he was very polite. He said such powerful words and said hello

It was just a joke and just looking for fun. It shows how cunning he is. According to this statement, I, Kong Ming, assisted Liu. Not only was my contribution insignificant, but Liu Bei's entire foundation was ruined. Liu Bei lost his fortune and had no choice but to retreat to Jiangxia. However, very few things in the world follow the truth. Just looking at superficial phenomena is not enough. You have your own reasons, and I have my own way. I kept silent, and they thought I had resigned myself to defeat.

I also saw all the scholars talking to each other, whispering, looking happy and complacent

and there was a sound of "gos". Kong Ming wanted to speak, but he was afraid that his voice would be too low for everyone to hear.

what to do? Kong Ming thought that in a war, you should keep an eye on all directions, listen to all directions, and adapt to the situation; in a war of words, you should act according to the situation, and it can change the situation. You, Zhang Zhao, think you have a plan and a sure chance of victory. I will definitely ask you to turn victory into defeat. Thinking of this, he

stood up from his seat, held a fan in both hands and sneered repeatedly. He laughed so hard that he crouched

down and almost couldn't stand. It seems that you Zhang Zhao is the top scholar in Jiangdong.

You actually said such a thing, it really makes me, Zhuge Liang, laugh to death. In this way, everyone is sure to stay for a while, and then I can use my words to refute Zhang Zhao. So Zhuge Liang did a great job and suddenly laughed out loud; 'Hey...! Ha..."

Zhang Zhao was smiling, but suddenly he stopped laughing when he saw Kong Ming smiling like this.

Could it be that he saw what I said? Are the loopholes vulnerable? Or did he feel that he was on the verge of despair and laughed at it?

When they saw Zhang Zhaoxiao just now, they also followed suit. Now I see Kong Mingda

Laughing non-stop, looking at each other, feeling confused, and I don’t know what Kong Ming is laughing about.

Maybe there is something wrong with our reconciliation. No one in the hall except Zhuge Liang’s laughter. Outside, there was silence, and everyone stared at Kong Ming.

Zhuge Liang thought, good! This method is indeed effective. Just smile and be quiet.

I can kill him with great force. From bending down to sitting still, Zhuge Liang has matured his thinking. Of course, it is Zhuge Liang.

Ge Liang is knowledgeable and has profound skills, which is more than enough to deal with Jiangdong Yaru

But the gentleman also understands that if I want to defeat him, I can't defeat him with just a few words